Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[diode_blade]

"Blakes Seven", episode no 21, just discovered thought missing forever entitled "Lost In Space", Featuring Nathan Blake as the Captain and Steve Simonsen as his No 1, as they search for an intergalactic object launched from Earth centuries ago.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Join us as we take a look back at the careers of some of the less gifted footballers from years gone by.
First up is a feature on ex-Blades forward Michael Higdon in the series opener 'Fatman and Bobbins'
Making up this 'double-header' is Nick 'Show me the brick wall' Montgomery.

 

[Asabanana]

Not My Forte

Jonathon Forte is travels the country doing skilled jobs with no skills.

 

[TJB.]

Now he's gone...

'Sheikh Wright Jr' - Jake Wright jets to Saudi Arabia to meet the kids of the Saudi royal family.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Holmes under the hammer.

Ricky gets some stick from Blades fans .

 

[I should coco]

Cuntry File

A long running series featuring many many ex Blades.
The first show pays homage to Hendrie, Curran, Nosworthy, Hammond and Naysmith.

Nick 'Monty' Montgomery was not considered for this show.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Jos For Laughs
Side-splitting comedy coming live from S6.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The Dead Zone

Documentary about the Rustbuckets pitch and the issues with buying your "Desso" from a bloke on Thoresby Market.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Up
In a heartwarming film, Wendy fans gaze up to the top half if the league table, dreaming of past glories.

Swindlers List
DK reviews the clubs who've sold him "quality players" and vows levenge.


The Departed
Lee Strafford as a man looking for the 474000 people missing from his clubs fanbase. John Goodman stars.


Taxi Driver
Gary Megson, desperate for his old job back decides to start at the bottom again now his garden looks nice, and rents a car from D Taxis as a starting point.
(Contains scenes of a miserable ginger pig which some may find upsetting).



Rear Window
Forestfairy escapes from Castle RustybrownSkull when he finds an old boarded up window.


Rhodes to Perdition
A cursed man didn't think it could get any worse.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Can't Pass; won't pass.

Average clogger, Nick "Monty" Montgomery and World superstar Christian "I'm not gay" Ronaldo star in this epic and heartwarming buddy, road movie as they travel along the highways and byways of rural Portugal.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Up
In a heartwarming film, Wendy fans gaze up to the top half if the league table, dreaming of past glories.

Swindlers List
DK reviews the clubs who've sold him "quality players" and vows levenge.


The Departed
Lee Strafford as a man looking for the 474000 people missing from his clubs fanbase. John Goodman stars.


Taxi Driver
Gary Megson, desperate for his old job back decides to start at the bottom again now his garden looks nice, and rents a car from D Taxis as a starting point.
(Contains scenes of a miserable ginger pig which some may find upsetting).



Rear Window
Forestfairy escapes from Castle RustybrownSkull when he finds an old boarded up window.


Rhodes to Perdition
A cursed man didn't think it could get any worse.

If we're opening this up to those associated with the unclean, let me suggest 'Pob' starring Carlton Palmer where a jug eared monstrosity struggles to write his name in the saliva he's just dribbled on the screen before rambling on for 10 minutes in an unintelligible monologue while a terrified yet transfixed infant public look on from behind the sofa.

 

[I should coco]

Up
In a heartwarming film, Wendy fans gaze up to the top half if the league table, dreaming of past glories.

Swindlers List
DK reviews the clubs who've sold him "quality players" and vows levenge.

The Departed
Lee Strafford as a man looking for the 474000 people missing from his clubs fanbase. John Goodman stars.

Taxi Driver
Gary Megson, desperate for his old job back decides to start at the bottom again now his garden looks nice, and rents a car from D Taxis as a starting point.
(Contains scenes of a miserable ginger pig which some may find upsetting).

Rear Window
Forestfairy escapes from Castle RustybrownSkull when he finds an old boarded up window.

Rhodes to Perdition
A cursed man didn't think it could get any worse.

Whist I'm the first man to have a pop at the 'Massive' I'm struggling to see any ex Blades in there. Not even a mention of Nick 'Monty' Montgomery playing any supporting roles.

Far be it from me to point out that Sean Thornton has taken this post off thread, but he has.

 

[The Crab]

Tremors - the Hillsborough half of Sheffield quiver with fear when a huge gap appears between there and S2. Manuel from Fawlty Towers is brought in to do a Red Adair but his utter ineptitude only makes the gap bigger.

Starring (due to budget issues) Nick Montgomery as Chancer the Dolphin Slayer.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Whist I'm the first man to have a pop at the 'Massive' I'm struggling to see any ex Blades in there. Not even a mention of Nick 'Monty' Montgomery playing any supporting roles.

Far be it from me to point out that Sean Thornton has taken this post off thread, but he has.

Too late Si.

Dad says make him and I a cuppa and bring it up to the boardroom. Boil the kettle first this time though....

 

[I should coco]

Boil the kettle first this time though....

Chuffin 'ell it's complicated this tea making lark. I told daddy we needed an under-butler but he wouldn't listen. I think you were asking for an increase in your allowance at the time and daddy had switched off.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Chuffin 'ell it's complicated this tea making lark. I told daddy we needed an under-butler but he wouldn't listen. I think you were asking for an increase in your allowance at the time and daddy had switched off.

Oh dear. He'd actually switched off the Bose Bluetooth player I'd bought him as his Thursday present. He appreciates things like that more than the dead pigeons without heads that you leave outside his office.

Forget the tea, we've opened a bottle of Krug.

 

[Rodley]

Trading Places II - Madcap sequel to the 1980s classic sees a Saudi Prince and a septuagenarian Sheffield Property Magnate swap positions following a £1 bet on the high risk football market.

Mark Kermode 4/5 - “Abdullah bin Musa'ad bin Abdul Aziz is magnificent in his first feature performance.

 

[blade.i.am]

Blades new on loan goalie gets to grips with our famous local condiment in
Hendo's Hendo Show
Followed by the first in a new sit-com series featuring those likely lads Lee and Ched living in the flat upstairs
Evans Above

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

A group of angry Blades fans present the remake of Lee Mack's former sitcom. In this reincarnation, the furious fans take extreme measures to McCabe selling their best players for peanuts, by blocking the exits to the Bramall Lane carpark and every major route out of town so that valued squad members may never leave. ''Not going out".

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Take Me Out - Blades fans get to choose which board member to assassinate first.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

How to look good naked - pissed off and refusing to buy United's monstrosity of a new home kit, but unwilling to wear anything else, a group of United fans appeal to Gok Wan for much needed help on a match day.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Naked attraction - several of those United fans take a shine to one another on match day.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Embarrassing bodies - because being naked on a match day isn't for everyone.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Holmes under the hammer.

We review highlights of the grief Ricky has come in for, for no apparent reason.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Harry Worth

Comedy where Blades fans who once called England's latest MoM "Leadboots" now argue we should have got much more for the man who would "struggle in the Championship"

 

[Sean Thornton]

Sharp

New series
"Bastard. Mi legs have gone"

 

[I should coco]

Brook's ide

A new program moved from its tradittional Scouse location to the South Coast.

Recently departed schoolboy looks, discuses his favourite freshwater fish of the family Cyprinidae found in larger rivers, ponds, and lakes across northern Europe and Asia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ide_(fish)

 

[shorehamview]

A group of angry Blades fans present the remake of Lee Mack's former sitcom. In this reincarnation, the furious fans take extreme measures to McCabe selling their best players for peanuts, by blocking the exits to the Bramall Lane carpark and every major route out of town so that valued squad members may never leave. ''Not going out".

Take Me Out - Blades fans get to choose which board member to assassinate first.

How to look good naked - pissed off and refusing to buy United's monstrosity of a new home kit, but unwilling to wear anything else, a group of United fans appeal to Gok Wan for much needed help on a match day.

Naked attraction - several of those United fans take a shine to one another on match day.

Embarrassing bodies - because being naked on a match day isn't for everyone.

Hey Kozzy_is_my_Dad , if these shows aren't hosted by Nicholas "Monty" Montgomery, directed and/or produced by Nicholas "Monty" Montgomery, or starring Nicholas "Monty" Montgomery as "Monty", then frankly you're wasting our time.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Coast - Dean Hammond and Brian Howard describe how they got through games during their time at Bramall Lane whilst sitting atop the largest pile of ill-gotten money since the Great Train Robbery.

 

[BLADES1988]

Two Lines Of Charlie And A Packet Of Spliffs - Channel 5 follow Footballer and drug enthusiast Jose Baxter round on a night out to see how he prepares for training the next day.