Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Tyler Durden]

Jacobs Knackers.

Anders Jacobsens struggle to overcome a groin injury during the 1998/99 season.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Oh fuck it - I'm going in. Sue me if it's been done before.

'I'm Leon Britton not Leon fucking Brittan'

An hilarious look at being confused with an ex Tory minister with an alleged taste in small boys.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

"Dellas"

This hit TV show about the wealthy and feuding Texan family, the Ewings, who own the independent oil company Ewing Oil is given a much-needed facelift, when there's a Greek newcomer to town, Traianos.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Basham and the bishop.

Defender chris basham and the Archbishop of Canterbury discuss Christian masterbation techniques through the ages

 

[Tyler Durden]

Donis Smeets and chips.

George and Axel discuss their love of the popular potato-based snack.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Tour de Ryan France

We follow the unlikely journey of former Blades' defender (and long-term sick note) Ryan on his quest to cycle with the best.

 

[Tyler Durden]

My Beautiful Launderette.

Brian Launders surprise gender reassignment surgery attracts unwanted sexual advances from the rest of the Sheffield United squad during the 1999/00 season.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Slews Spew

Jordan takes a nostalgic look at places he has thrown up after a big night on the lash.

 

[Rodley]

Donis Smeets and chips.

George and Axel discuss their love of the popular potato-based snack.

Genuine LOL at the valiant attempt at Doner Meat & Chips.

 

[Rodley]

WhatMarker - Consumer advice show where Nicky reviews the top 5 highlighter pens released in 2016

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Cloughs Chuffs

A revealing insight into Nigel's love of front bottoms.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Jamal Fix It

Former Blade and DIY enthusiast, JCR, recruits friends, family and local trades to help transform the homes of families across Britain.

 

[Rodley]

Mercer Mercer Me - Documentary following Billy Mercer's difficulties forging a new career as a Marvin Gaye impersonator.

 

[raul]

Ullathorne - From Hull to Thorne.

Top Gear-esque challenge for Rob. Should he go 62/18 or over the bridge on the 180? And can he do it without getting injured?

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Gannonball Run

Special edition DVD featuring Blades' favourite John Gannon demonstrating dribbling skills during the 1989/90 season. A great stocking-filler available at SUFC SuperStore (Running Time 94 minutes).

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

Everybody hates Chris

A section of the S24SU community follow Chris Basham around in his day to day life.

Enjoy as they criticise his;
Lack of creativity in the kitchen
Constant misplacing of important items
"Going through the motions" performance in the bedroom

 

[Nade]

Campbell's Rice with Campbell-Ryce

A one-off which sees Jamal Campbell-Ryce trying all the different flavours of Campbell's savoury rice. Then he has a wank into the winning flavour and feeds it to his mates.

 

[LardSardine]

Bobby's Hobbies

Episode 1 - Ford's Gourds
Pint-sized midfielder Bobby Ford introduces us to his prize winning assortment of butternut squash, pumpkin and marrow.

Episode 2 - Ford's Swords
He thinks they are swords but they're actually just large knives.

Episode 3 - Ford's Keyboard
Bobby realises that due to a lack of musical talent he can't continue his role in new age electronica band Lost Wind so instead talks about the history of computer keyboard layouts, posing the question of whether QWERTY is really the future.

Episode 4 - Ford's Extension Cords
Series cancelled.

 

[TJB.]

'Marlon-Brand O' - Marlon King ventures into the sex industry by releasing a line of vibrators which he says '...really pack a punch'

 

[Dec]

The shIT Crowd

Documentary on why the Bramall Lane faithful are to blame for Sheffield United's League 1 struggles for over 5 years.

 

[Dec]

Better Call Paul

...by his first name (Peschisolido)

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Top Gear-y.

Diminutive fullback Del with motoring news and banter.

 

[Rodley]

Peschi's Lido or Peschisolido's - Quirky gameshow where competitors are plunged blindfolded into a mystery pool of chlorinated water. But whose Lido is it? That of the diminutive Canadian marksman or Hollywood actor Joe Peschi?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Reedies Wives

Louis discusses which of his teammates partners he'd like to have a go on.


Hold Dimao

Connor prepares his favourite sandwiches


Billy's Boots

A trip round the chemist nearest to the Sheffield United strikers house

Apologies to Tyler as he did the Hold DiMaio one some time ago.

 

[The Crab]

The Santos Clause - It's Christmas Eve in the Santos household, but disaster strikes when George inadvertently knee high tackles Santa and has to take on his Christmas duties. Hilarity ensues when George delivers to the Johnson household.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Holt, who goes there?

A look at budget summer holiday options in the Glasgow area following the collapse of Sterling post Brexit referendum

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Nyron Noseworthy's
'Nylon No Swervey. '

A game show in which Nyron persuades celebrity guests to dress in stockings and slide along a polished floor in a perfectly straight line.

 

[Rodley]

Riddle Me This - former SUFC fitness coach Dean Riddle hosts more classic wordplay in the popular daytime quiz

 

[Clarkey87]

"Jumpers for Goalposts"

Follow footballing legend Marc McNulty as he explores the World of jumper wearing. In this special episode, he takes a look at the history of one of the most famous jumper fashions and will even demonstrate the unique "over the shoulders" look that many aspire to pull off.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Cloughs Chuffs

A revealing insight into Nigel's love of front bottoms.

update. Clough refused to do a second series.

So it got replaced by Quinn's Quims.