Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[I should coco]

Wright's Shites. Also with Gillian McKeith.

Following the poor critical reviews of his most recent turd based series, our hero returns with a new concept.

Wright's fight or flight, the right kites.

This is a panel based quiz show where pictures of birds are prey have to identified. Under each panelist's seat is a hidden box and one contains a real Red Kite. On opening the boxes, the one with the real raptor has a chance to smash it in the mush or do a runner.

Ann Robinson is busy have facial reconstruction works and so a diversion will be set up for 6 months.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Sheltons John.

Luton faces a race against time to get to Bramall Lane after his toilet becomes blocked on the morning of the match.

 

[I should coco]

Life Begins At Forte.

A falling national birthrate jerks John into action when he decides to become a sperm donor.

A surprise late night spin off is the new:

Life begins at Forte (naughty)

Here our hero continue with sperm donation but not always into an appropriate receptacle. How we laugh as he wanks into a goldfish bowl, a chicken tikka massala and a Black and Decker hedge trimmer.

 

[Jehovah]

Clarke's parks. Leon Clarke takes a tour of England's theme parks in a bid to show absolutely no emotion on any roller coaster no matter the gradient.

 

[The Crab]

Mike Lake goes to Lakeland - Former Blade Mike takes his wife shopping to Lakeland and soon baulks at the prices. Mrs Lake decides she really needs the £399 Food Processor, and the Breadmaker for £525 because it's got a picture of Mary Berry on the box.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Points Of View

Topical panel discussion on the vista afforded when seated behind the columns on the Kop.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Bardsley Chop.

Phil embarks on a new career as a Karate instructor.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Arturo Loophole-y

Shit Blades striker attempts to take advantage of a 1 year £80,000 per week extension to his contract during the 2008/09 season.

 

[The Crab]

Arturo Loophole-y

Shit Blades striker attempts to take advantage of a 1 year £80,000 per week extension to his contract during the 2008/09 season.

Arturo Loophole-y 2 - This time It's even Shitter

Shit Blades striker hacks to death the real Dean Hammond and takes on his persona, then takes advantage of a contract extension, and a "please just fuck off" final payout

 

[Sean Thornton]

Reedies Wives

Louis discusses which of his teammates partners he'd like to have a go on.


Hold Dimao

Connor prepares his favourite sandwiches


Billy's Boots

A trip round the chemist nearest to the Sheffield United strikers house

 

[freddyp]

Film based on Clough's tenure -

"SNOW" BAXTER and the 7 MIDFIELD DWARFS

Slight twist - Prince gets pissed off and disappears.

 

[Rodley]

Life Begins At Forte.

A falling national birthrate jerks John into action when he decides to become a sperm donor.

Nicking my ideas!

 

[Tyler Durden]

Nicking my ideas!

I did wonder if that had been done before! My apologies

 

[Rodley]

"Oooooh Thetis"

'Some Mothers Do Have Em' superfan Manuel Thetis recreates classic moments from the iconic 70s sitcom. (Nick "Monty" Montgomery provides audio description for the partially sighted)

 

[Tyler Durden]

Fill Collins.

Tosswank ex-United defender Neill takes advantage of Floridas many all-you-can-eat buffet restaurants whilst at Tampa.......Then phones George Long to blame him for his considerable weight gain.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Old Bill and Ben t

Cocaine, affray and a taser in this compelling crime drama.

 

[Sean Thornton]

King and I

Young girls compare black eyes

 

[Sean Thornton]

Wiggans Casino

Trenton checks out Sheffields Genting Club

 

[Rodley]

Derry's Ferries - This week Southampton to the Isle of Wight

Don't be Vile Lehtinen - Finnish dynamo Ville Lehtinen looks at blasphemy laws through the ages

Place your Bettney - this week Chris profiles the form at Owlerton Dog Track

 

[Sean Thornton]

What the Butler saw

The centre back describes his trip up from Sheffield to Doncaster

 

[Tyler Durden]

Super Callum, Sammons Missed It, Hammond Is Atrocious.

A mixed 2015/16 season for highly rated youth player Semple and the other two.

 

[The Crab]

Pete's Dragon - Ex Blade Peter Beagrie loses his Pet Dragon, only to be told it was last seen being chased by Jose Baxter.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

This must have been done already, & apologies if so......

The Rise & Fall of Reginald Brearley - The ups & downs of life in the 1980's running Sheffield United F.C.

 

[JohnDenver]

The Chase.

Interminable game show in which hapless SUFC managers attempt to win unattainable prizes. This week, it's Dan Burn.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Former skipper Chris Morgan demonstrates DIY surgery, replacing his own liver after finally finding a use for failed Leicester loanee Dean Hammond in …….. Captain Morgan & his Hammond Organ.

 

[Bayingblade]

The Chase 2

Football masterclass with Nick Montgomery.

 

[I should coco]

The Chase 2

And the spin off:

The Chase 3

An old Walsall player from their high achieving 80/81 third division team gets the chance to 'come on down'. Complete with zimmer frame he attempts to escape from a selection of Blades who were at BDTBL in 1981. If he gets away he wins the 'Fax Machine Trophy' but if not, he gets a right good (deserved) kicking.

Should the format prove popular other Walsall players could appear in The Chase 4, 5 and 6 etc.

In the event of no suitable Walsall players still being alive, Anne Robinson will do.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Meet the Fokkers

A rerun of the news conferences when Sheffield United introduced signings Conor Sammon, Dean Hammond and Martin Woolford.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Brand new health and wellbeing show featuring the ex-Blades 'on the pitch if he scores' legendary striker.
This week he will be helping those with eating disorders find whether a single deep fried potato snack might help with a little weight gain in,
'This Crisp Oughtta'

 

[BushBlade]

Hagan's Heroes. War film in which Colonel Jimmy Hagan turns a bunch of lazy foreign stereotypes into a crack commando unit. With Nick Montgomery as 'Eusebio'.