SUFC druggies and Crims XI

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Who was that lad we had on loan who was caught with his mates on camera nicking stuff from handbags at a night club, Dyer?
 
Claude Davis taking being a 'blade' too far. Can't remember any criminal charges though
 
And what of the opposition? Perhaps a local derby against the likes of Layne, Swan and the other one, whose name escapes me, and Madine. Surely the pigs must have as many crims and druggies as us
 
Sorry but before the starting 11 is confirmed can I put my case for dropping John MacPhail. I'm willing to even settle for an injury in the warm up. But as Darren himself admitted he doesn't actually qualify. And my point is nothing to do with my teenage years at BDTBL spent adoring Big John MacPhail
 
bobby campbell for a glassing b4 he signed for us ,curtis woodhouse fighting,mitch ward taxi incident,that young lad in the car accident ,trenton wiggan fighting with arsenal fans in pond street whilst playing for youngsters(fined 50 pence !),billy whitehurst chased by coppers after climbing thro a toilet window after coppers pulled him for drivng with a traffic cone under his car lol(also barred from having a pub in sheffield again).half the team locked up up creating havoc on plane to costa del sol with barnes drawing tactics on some sort of screen.howard kendal could be manager ,collapsed and fell off his stool in fuengerola pissed , barman had to go next door to get players to carry him out ! thats enough for now UTB !
 
malagablade said:
bobby campbell for a glassing b4 he signed for us ,curtis woodhouse fighting,mitch ward taxi incident,that young lad in the car accident ,trenton wiggan fighting with arsenal fans in pond street whilst playing for youngsters(fined 50 pence !),billy whitehurst chased by coppers after climbing thro a toilet window after coppers pulled him for drivng with a traffic cone under his car lol(also barred from having a pub in sheffield again).half the team locked up up creating havoc on plane to costa del sol with barnes drawing tactics on some sort of screen.howard kendal could be manager ,collapsed and fell off his stool in fuengerola pissed , barman had to go next door to get players to carry him out ! thats enough for now UTB !
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Boys will be boys.
 

Rusty view said:
I'm sure Charlie Hartfield has had his collar felt.
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Charlie Hartfield is inside at the moment I think for cocaine importation. His old man who actually saved us from getting done over at Millwall one year is also inside I believe for an earlier importation.
 
Darren said:
The team

Kenny (drug test failure)

Bradshaw (punching a taxi driver)
Kenworthy (drink driving)
MacPhail (fare dodging on the train - alright he didn't go inside, but I was struggling here)
Casey (assault I think)


Sestanovich (armed robbery)
Baxter (failed drug test)
Jones (many and various)
McFadzean (punching two women)

Evans (rape)
King (everything you can think off

Subs: Bent (public order), Robertson (death by dangerous driving), Morrison (drugs)
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Depressingly better than our current 11..
 
Far from encouraging crime, but it does seems as if our midfield could do with having a bit more 'attitude'..

I mean the nearest importation Scougall has ever done is a case of Irn Bru from back home and Reedy looks so angelic he would be more likely to be a victim of some classroom bullying or some Seventies celebrity asking him to sit on his knee....

Mind you, McNulty is a prison spell waiting to happen and I seem to recall a young Kyle W allegedly getting a little handy in Heeley one night and didn't big Billy W allegedly sort a pig outside Henry's on a players night out (though that ain't a crime in my book) .

Finally, I wonder how many times young Nigel carried his Dads alleged brown envelopes in his school satchel to avoid the attentions of the rozzers on the way back from some moody motorway service station.,,
 
Jordan Slew should be on the bench for being done for speeding at 156mph, the fastest recorded in the UK last year. He'd never have won that accolade if he was still with us.
 
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