SUFC druggies and Crims XI

[BushBlade]

No. But that wasn't my point.

No, it was mine. I cannot be fucked to argue over whether he was 'inexperienced' or an 'idiot'.

 

[Rusty view]

I'm sure Charlie Hartfield has had his collar felt.

 

[Sheffsteel]

Surely there's room for the magician himself Tony Currie.

Didn't he get done for domestic violence?

 

[Sean Thornton]

No, it was mine. I cannot be fucked to argue over whether he was 'inexperienced' or an 'idiot'.

There's no argument to be made.

 

[Crouchy]

Allow me to nominate John Ebbrell (theft).

I'm here all week.

 

[Kev Gee]

Manager?

 

[Sheffsteel]

Manager?

Tough
But a board of directors should be easy.

Il start with Paul Woolhouse...who is rumoured to be floating around South America with Lord Lucan and some Nazi war criminals.

 

[Cyprus Blade]

Kenny (drug test failure)

Bradshaw (punching a taxi driver)
Kenworthy (drink driving)
MacPhail (fare dodging on the train - alright he didn't go inside, but I was struggling here)
Mattock (affray)

Sestanovich (armed robbery)
Baxter (failed drug test)
Jones (many and various)
McFadzean (punching two women)

Evans (rape)
King (everything you can think off

Subs: Bent (public order), Robertson (death by dangerous driving), Morrison (drugs), Casey (assault I think), Whitehurst (benefit fraud)

T Shirts ???

 

[Cyprus Blade]

Charles Green - for the Board - "alleged fraudulent acquisition" of Rangers' assets in 2012

 

[Tyler Durden]

Shane Nicholson got done for drugs. Although that was before he joined us.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Dont know if it counts but once saw Lilian Nalis lift a BLT from the petrol station on the corner of John St.

 

[Bayingblade]

Another board member - Stephen Hinchcliffe

Didn't Reg Brealey also get done for something, insider dealing?

 

[Robby Blade]

I know we've got a goalie but did Derek Richardson get into a spot of bother for stealing or receiving? Apologies if I'm wrong. ☺

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

In the interests of adding a bit of international criminal flair, if we can't get him in as a striker I reckon Vincent Pericard could also do a job on either flank. Failing that, for sheer criminal stupidity he surely gets a place on the bench ?

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Wee Jinky Jimmy - never charged, but was permanently pissed

 

[Crouchy]

Dont know if it counts but once saw Lilian Nalis lift a BLT from the petrol station on the corner of John St.

You saw Nalis lift a BLT from the BP at BDTBL?

 

[BushBlade]

You saw Nalis lift a BLT from the BP at BDTBL?

I saw Simmo try the same but he just dropped the sandwich.

 

[I should coco]

I saw Simmo try the same but he just dropped the sandwich.

The makings of a good old hackneyed joke in there, but you really need to say something about it going up in the air and still rising.

Now if you could sneak in the fax machine, that would be comedy gold.

ISC

 

[BushBlade]

The makings of a good old hackneyed joke in there, but you really need to say something about it going up in the air and still rising.

Now if you could sneak in the fax machine, that would be comedy gold.

ISC

There was a fax machine in the BP? Why didn't they use that one then?

 

[Bladesman]

The team

Kenny (drug test failure)

Bradshaw (punching a taxi driver)
Kenworthy (drink driving)
MacPhail (fare dodging on the train - alright he didn't go inside, but I was struggling here)
Casey (assault I think)


Sestanovich (armed robbery)
Baxter (failed drug test)
Jones (many and various)
McFadzean (punching two women)

Evans (rape)
King (everything you can think off

Subs: Bent (public order), Robertson (death by dangerous driving), Morrison (drugs)

That's a team we can be really proud of.

 

[I should coco]

That's a team we can be really proud of.

Battle of Bramall Lane?

Darren Moore, McInnes and his West Brom pussies wouldn't even stand a chance.

My money would be on Bradders throwing the first punch before kick off.

"Biily's gonna get you" ....

ISC

 

[SB_90]

No. Hughes caused death by drunken driving. Robertson's was a genuine accident caused by his inexperience as a driver. Shouldn't have happened but not comparable with what Hughes did; he got pissed, drove his car, crashed into another vehicle and fled from the scene.

My apologies then, I mistakenly thought it was relatively the same

 

[dingledog]

We have enough forwards!

Since when has playing players in the correct position mattered?

 

[sitwell]

Didn't Peter Sutcliffe turn out for us in the county cup ?

 

[Dalelane01]

Wasnt one of our tea ladies done for pinching sugar think it was in the seventies

 

[Maidenhead]

You saw Nalis lift a BLT from the BP at BDTBL?

I saw Simmo try the same but he just dropped the sandwich.

I saw Howard try and do the same but the sandwich swerved and he missed it altogether

 

[Esablade]

Didn't Peter Sutcliffe turn out for us in the county cup ?

Yeah..think I was at that one..wasn't Saville physio that game?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Yeah..think I was at that one..wasn't Saville physio that game?

Gary's Dad Fred played as well.

 

[Darren]

Gary's Dad Fred played as well.

Another XI - United players with same surnames as mass murderers

Charles Sutcliffe (GK in 1925 cup final)
Gary West

err.....

 

[AlanWrightsShinyHead]

Charlie Hartfield is also currently banged up. Drug related apparently