Stokes off to America

[shorehamview]

There's no truth in this, but there's also no truth in him being any good.

Any more rubbish about Stokes, here's the place....

 

[happyhippy]

Stokes had a Caesar salad for his dinner today. The perfect food for an up and coming scrum half like him.

 

[silverfox]

There's no truth in this, but there's also no truth in him being any good.

Any more rubbish about Stokes, here's the place....

Stokes to buy Beattie?

 

[Linz]

This just in from the beeb:

Prince's apology genuine, says Anthony Stokes

Anthony Stokes has said he believes the British public will give Prince Harry the "benefit of the doubt" after he apologised for using racist language.

Mr Stokes told GMTV he saw Harry's apology as genuine, after the prince was captured on film calling a fellow cadet some not very nice names in 2006.

 

[silverfox]

The Oyrish Times are reporting that "Stokes has found his feet now at Sheffield United"

Next week they are promising "Stokes learns how to use his feet"

 

[Linz]

Anthony Stokes has won two awards at the Golden Globes in Los Angeles, winning best actress for I'm A Footballer Really and best supporting actress for Look At Me Mam, I'm on the Telly.

"Is this really happening?" he asked as he collected his second prize.

 

[Stokesy]

Anthony Stokes has signed a pre contract agreement with Rangers

 

[silverfox]

Anthony Stokes has signed a pre contract agreement with Rangers

Didn't realise Stafford Rangers had heard of him!

 

[dingledog]

Stokes wins golden boot award(away from BDTBL)

 

[Sensiblade]

Tourism officials in Australia are describing it as "the best job in the world for Anthony Stokes".

They want Anthony Stokes to work on a tropical island off the Queensland coast.

No formal qualifications are needed but Anthony Stokes must be willing to swim, snorkel, dive and sail.

 

[dingledog]

Tourism officials in Australia are describing it as "the best job in the world for Anthony Stokes".

They want Anthony Stokes to work on a tropical island off the Queensland coast.

No formal qualifications are needed but Anthony Stokes must be willing to swim, snorkel, dive and sail.

Well he certainly cant play football, so he must be good for something1

 

[derrywan]

Stokes Beats Hawking in Paraplegic of the Year shock result.

An emotional Stokes said "nnnn nnnnnn nn" before falling over.

 

[Stokesy]

Stokes Beats Hawking in Paraplegic of the Year shock result.

An emotional Stokes said "nnnn nnnnnn nn" before falling over.

I'l knock your head in and turn you into the biggest paraplege to walk the earth. Seriously i'l cabbage you

 

[butchaboy]

I'l knock your head in and turn you into the biggest paraplege to walk the earth. Seriously i'l cabbage you

News just in, Anthony Stokes is the new world UFC champion

 

[shorehamview]

I'l knock your head in and turn you into the biggest paraplege to walk the earth. Seriously i'l cabbage you

That's not very nice. Both the sentiment and the spelling. Run out of "L"s in Ireland?

 

[MAQ]

BREAKING NEWS...........

"Anthony Stokes admits that the blame for the Global Economic crisis is firmly laid at his door. In a statement made recently by the "Alleged" footballer, he confirmed that by attempting to pass himself off as a footballer he has obtained salary by deception and in doing so has plunged the world into financial crisis. The "player" will shortly be looking for another club to "play" for and in doing so force the financial uncertainty to continue. In a recent interview the "player" denied being a conman of the highest order, and then asked if anyone wanted their driveway tarmacing?"

 

[Linz]

Alright gentlemen... things are fine staying in the realm of the bizarre and frankly ridiculous, because let's face it, that's the norm around here but please hold back on the threats of violence.

Thank you.

 

[happyhippy]

Anthony Stokes has created a storm by successfully invading Iceland, and seizing power. A spokesman in exile for the endangered country said that Kerry Katona and Colleen Nolan feared for their King Prawns, as they may now defrost.

And so might the frozen food.

 

[Bladesman]

I have heard Stokes was apparently the bugger responsible for selling Beattie to Stoke.

 

[Billyblade]

After you lot have been ripping the piss out of him, he's felt the need to change his name to DeSean.

http://www.anthonystokes.net/

 

[derrywan]

After you lot have been ripping the piss out of him, he's felt the need to change his name to DeSean.

http://www.anthonystokes.net/

looks like SV's original post was right then