Squad Numbers

[Eza Blade]

If Number 5 makes an appearance I'll be the bloke being led out of the Kop for having a wank.

Again

 

[Newbury Blade]

Burnley have a goalkeeper wearing 49 tonight, also a player wearing 44. Be thankful we don’t go in for such nonsense at our club.

 

[Kendal]

There’s no fucking way McBurnie has got the coordination or staying power to make it from Hope to Castleton. He will be lost long before he passes the railway bridge.

You say that...

 

[Jon Bon II]

There’s no fucking way McBurnie has got the coordination or staying power to make it from Hope to Castleton. He will be lost long before he passes the railway bridge.

That's given me the idea of a video game, where you have to guide McBurnie from one location to another by laying a trail of mobile phones for him to stomp on, while avoiding police, lippy youths and podgy dog botherers in florist shirts. Like a cross between Pacman and Donkey Kong. I'd play it.

 

[Peter Dornan]

The EFL have published the 22/23 squad lists:

Sheffield United - In Squad Players
Player	Home Grown
1 Ahmedhodzic, Anel
2 Baldock, George Henry Ivor	Yes
3 Basham, Christopher Paul	Yes
4 Berge, Sander Gard Bolin
5 Bogle, Jayden Ian	Yes
6 Brewster, Rhian Joel	Yes
7 Clark, Ciaran	Yes
8 Coulibaly, Ismaila Cheick
9 Davies, Adam Rhys	Yes
10 Doyle, Thomas Glyn	Yes
11 Egan, John	Yes
12 Fleck, John Alexander
13 Foderingham, Wesley Andrew	Yes
14 Khadra, Reda
15 Lowe, Max Josef	Yes
16 McAtee, James John	Yes
17 McBurnie, Oliver	Yes
18 Ndiaye, Iliman Cheikh Baroy
19 Norrington-Davies, Rhys Llewelyn	Yes
20 Norwood, Oliver James	Yes
21 Osborn, Benjamin Jarrod	Yes
22 Robinson, Jack	Yes
23 Sharp, Billy Louis	Yes
24 Stevens, Enda
Sheffield United - Under 21 Contract players
Player
1 Amissah, Jordan
2 Angell, Thomas
3 Arblaster, Oliver Luke
4 Ayari, Hassan Ben Kamel
5 Barratt, Connor James
6 Boyes, Harry
7 Brooks, Andre Chance
8 Brunt, Zak Rian
9 Buyabu, Jili
10 De Macedo Geremias, Fernando
11 Dewhurst, Marcus Robert
12 Freckleton, Miguel Oliver
13 Gaxha, Leonardo
14 Gomis, Nicksoen
15 Gordon, Kyron Silveria
16 Hackford, Antwoine
17 Hiddleston, Callum
18 Jebbison, Daniel David
19 Maguire, Francis William
20 Marsh, Louie Joseph
21 Neal, Harrison
22 Osula, William Idamudia Daugard
23 Peck, Sydie Frederick
24 Pitan, Levis Omodele
25 Potter, Finley John
26 Seriki, Oluwafemi Ibrahim
27 Smith, Joshua
28 Starbuck, Joseph Richard
29 Wharton, Dylan
30 Williams, Luther
31 Williams, Theo

 

[diode_blade]

The EFL have published the 22/23 squad lists:

Sheffield United - In Squad Players
Player	Home Grown
1 Ahmedhodzic, Anel
2 Baldock, George Henry Ivor	Yes
3 Basham, Christopher Paul	Yes
4 Berge, Sander Gard Bolin
5 Bogle, Jayden Ian	Yes
6 Brewster, Rhian Joel	Yes
7 Clark, Ciaran	Yes
8 Coulibaly, Ismaila Cheick
9 Davies, Adam Rhys	Yes
10 Doyle, Thomas Glyn	Yes
11 Egan, John	Yes
12 Fleck, John Alexander
13 Foderingham, Wesley Andrew	Yes
14 Khadra, Reda
15 Lowe, Max Josef	Yes
16 McAtee, James John	Yes
17 McBurnie, Oliver	Yes
18 Ndiaye, Iliman Cheikh Baroy
19 Norrington-Davies, Rhys Llewelyn	Yes
20 Norwood, Oliver James	Yes
21 Osborn, Benjamin Jarrod	Yes
22 Robinson, Jack	Yes
23 Sharp, Billy Louis	Yes
24 Stevens, Enda
Sheffield United - Under 21 Contract players
Player
1 Amissah, Jordan
2 Angell, Thomas
3 Arblaster, Oliver Luke
4 Ayari, Hassan Ben Kamel
5 Barratt, Connor James
6 Boyes, Harry
7 Brooks, Andre Chance
8 Brunt, Zak Rian
9 Buyabu, Jili
10 De Macedo Geremias, Fernando
11 Dewhurst, Marcus Robert
12 Freckleton, Miguel Oliver
13 Gaxha, Leonardo
14 Gomis, Nicksoen
15 Gordon, Kyron Silveria
16 Hackford, Antwoine
17 Hiddleston, Callum
18 Jebbison, Daniel David
19 Maguire, Francis William
20 Marsh, Louie Joseph
21 Neal, Harrison
22 Osula, William Idamudia Daugard
23 Peck, Sydie Frederick
24 Pitan, Levis Omodele
25 Potter, Finley John
26 Seriki, Oluwafemi Ibrahim
27 Smith, Joshua
28 Starbuck, Joseph Richard
29 Wharton, Dylan
30 Williams, Luther
31 Williams, Theo

I hope we used peat free compost for these home grown players.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

No JOC but only 24 named.