Wilder - Mark , you got a mo....
MM - Yes gaffer , what you want , thought you'd forgotten my name
Wilder - Stop it you card , no , i just want a quick word
MM - And...
Wilder - Well , remember when i said you weren't in my plans and you could find another club and that i may even use you as a makeweight in an incoming transfer , any incoming transfer , and that i wouldn't have bought you if i`d been in charge at the time , and that you're slow , a bit thick and turn like the Bridlington Bell?
MM - Yes, i remember that , as so does everyone else - my colleagues , my family , the rest of the professional industry , our fan base , everyone else's fan base , SKY, Donald Trump, Kylie Minogue and even Nick Jansky - what of it?
Wilder - I was only kidding you silly sausage . You are , will be and always have been my number 1 Centre Half . You're my culture carrying hero and our punters love you . Now , get changed and show that other imbecile , er , i mean , other culture carrier at the side of you how it's done .
MM - Fk you
