Songs in the Premier League

[mattbianco1]

Having been out of the top flight for so long, most of our songs are about getting promoted...so the following will be redundant:

We're on the march with Wilders Army
Jack O'Connell's Magic
We Ain't Got A Barrel of Money
Allez Allez Allez

WTF are we going to sing?! ... Can someone let Egan know that we'll need some new ones?

We're on the March with Wilder's Army
We're not gonna Wembley, but we don't give a fuck
COS THE BLADES ARE STAYING UP, and United are the greatest football team.

Oh Jack O'Connell's Magic,
he wears a magic hat, and if you throw a brick at him,
he'll head the fucker back. He'll head it to the left, he'll head it to the right,
and NOW WE'VE WON PROMOTION, we'll sing this song all night

We Ain't Got a Barrel of Money
That's just a song about the past so still works.

We are Sheff United.....
He stuck pink paper on the wall,
They called us journey men..
Now WE'RE ON OUR JOURNEY
IN THE FUCKING PREM

 

[mattbianco1]

How about singing:-

Super. Super Jags
Super. Super Jags
Super. Super Jags
Super Jagielka

Or in case his goalkeeping skills are called upon once more

“You’ll never beat Jagielka”

Phil Jagiel, Jagiel, Jagielka
Phil Jagiel, Jagiel, Jagielka
Phil Jagiel, Jagiel, Jagielka.... PHIL JAGIELKA!

 

[bonnet de douche]

Any song is better than an old Premiership shocker we sung back in the day

Hodgey Hodgey..
Hodgey Hodgey Hodgey..

 

[BushBlade]

Any song is better than an old Premiership shocker we sung back in the day

Hodgey Hodgey..
Hodgey Hodgey Hodgey..

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It was on old song even then.

 

[COME BACK CHED]

¬"We used to play Ipswich Town and the Pigs at home , Now were` playing Man City and Everton at home , Everton at home .....1234 . [Paul Heaton eat your heart out }

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Any song is better than an old Premiership shocker we sung back in the day

Hodgey Hodgey..
Hodgey Hodgey Hodgey..

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The one to the tune of the French nursery rhyme Alouette, Gentille Alouette?
I really liked that one.

 

[COME BACK CHED]

The one to the tune of the French nursery rhyme Alouette, Gentille Alouette?
I really liked that one.

Did the pigs swap the H for a P

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Ce ceniorrrrrrr giveeee the balll to maupayyyyyy he will score

Repeat x100

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Did the pigs swap the H for a P

Did they? I didn't know that. Clearly jealous!

 

[BushBlade]

Did they? I didn't know that. Clearly jealous!

Not you too. WTF is wrong with everyone

 

[dublin 10 blade]

They’ve got 20,000 empty seats at the sty
They’ve got 20,000 empty seats at the sty
They’ve got 20,000 empty seats at the sty
The Pigs are massive
Are they fuck
They’ve got fuckall money Wednesday scum
They’ve got fuckall money Wednesday scum
They’ve got fuckall money Wednesday scum
The pigs are massive
Are they fuck
Where only a pub team from the lane
Where only a pub team from the lane
Where only a pub team from the lane
The pigs are massive
Are they fuck

 

[DifferentClass]

United are back, United are back
Hello hello

Sky TV is fucking shit

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

All cunts in the kabin,just cunts in the kabin,your'e just cunts in the kabin.

 

[raul]

We've been before Where there again the blades are back in the prem we've been n gone for far too long and now we've come back too sing our song na na na na oow na na na na oow.............befoe any dick points my grammar. I know

Dick points > likes.

 

[ShorehamRevolution]

Ok here's one I thought of, to the tune of the classic song above

We're the Blades from Sheffield 2
We hate Leeds and Wednesday too
Premier League we're coming for you

United
I'm in love

Leeds will always fall apart
Wednesday Duffy broke their hearts
Wilders army's on the march

United
I'm in Love

Saturdaaayyyy
Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane
I'll never hesitate

There you go. I know how much this forum loves to hate on new song ideas, and we've not had much to moan about recently, so fill your boots

ps. alternative lyric suggestions welcome..

One of the best I’ve read on here to be honest !

 

[DifferentClass]

I'm hoping we keep Dowell so we can sing that tune again. Dowell Dowell Dowell Dowell...

 

[Gimli]

‘Programmes three quid’ to the tune of ‘programmes three quid’

 

[8lade]

I'm happy to start, if we ever go 4-0 down...
"By far the greatest team, the world has ever seen and it's Sheff U-ni-ted..."

 

[Johnnyblade]

He’s coming home
He’s coming home
Phil Jagielkas coming home

Blades on the shirt
Bladesmen are chanting
12 years of hurt
Never stopped dreaming

 

[tyke1889]

Where have all the songwriters gone.

Long time passing.....

 

[OnmiEdson]

Apologies if this gets NilPoint
At least it’s a change from Reading incessant tripe
From the buzzing ones

To the tune of true faith by new order

We used to think that the day would never come
We’d see the blades in the new division one
Chris Wilder’s the drug that’s killed our fear
Premier League ....... The blades are here ....

 

[Ivanhoe]

Macklin Macklin what's the score
Macklin what's the score...

 

[Stanthemanfan]

We've got VAR
We've got VARRRRR
Fuck off Wednesday
We've got VAR

 

[W4iny]

Replace Connor Hourihane with ‘Deano Henderson’ ....think he’d go crazy!

 

[ZoneManWilf]

Score a goal Callum Robinson,
And we will love you more than you will know,
Oh oh oh.

 

[diode_blade]

Maybe a comeback for old classics?

'you're gonna get your fuckin head kicked in' for starters?

for the wet sham game

for that we could poss sing

"we're forever punching kidneys.....
pretty little kidneys in the air...."

 

[MrP]

Billy Sharp doo doo doo doo doo doo,
Billy Sharp doo doo doo doo doo doo,
Billy Sharp doo doo doo doo doo doo,
Billy Sharp.

To the Baby Shark tune.

 

[ThatJa]

We’re coming for you
we’re coming for you
Borussia Monchengladbach
We’re coming for you

then when he's retired and our future manager we can sing

Grandpa Sharp do do do do....

 

[Mark20]

Here’s to you Callum Robinson, Sheffield loves you more than you will know, whoa whoa whoa

 

[CoatesyBlade]

Any song is better than an old Premiership shocker we sung back in the day

Hodgey Hodgey..
Hodgey Hodgey Hodgey..

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Sweet left foot mind!