Songs in the Premier League

[CarlMcBlade]

Got to better than that embarrassing Allez Allez shite.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

The first part of Shoreman boys makes the hairs on the back of my stand up. But unfortunately the last bit just makes me cringe. To lose such great chant because the last 2 lines are juvenile at best and misogynistic at worst would be a shame.
So heres my version to suit 21st century worldwide Premier league audiences.

Shoreham Boys we are here Whoa Whoa
Shoreham Boys we are here Whoa Whoa
Shoreham Boys we are here
Show no mercy
Have no fear
Whoa Whoa Whoa

 

[CarlMcBlade]

We are a proud club with a long history and a good fan base and it really boils my piss when other fans and media alike dismiss us so easily. I don’t know about you fellow Blades? But I’m already chomping at the bit to get stuck into these bastard.

 

[skyjam]

Where have all the songwriters gone.

Looks like I’m the only one. The one

 

[Dec]

We are a proud club with a long history and a good fan base and it really boils my piss when other fans and media alike dismiss us so easily. I don’t know about you fellow Blades? But I’m already chomping at the bit to get stuck into these bastard.

What tune is that to?

 

[bladesmanluke]

The first part of Shoreman boys makes the hairs on the back of my stand up. But unfortunately the last bit just makes me cringe. To lose such great chant because the last 2 lines are juvenile at best and misogynistic at worst would be a shame.
So heres my version to suit 21st century worldwide Premier league audiences.

Shoreham Boys we are here Whoa Whoa
Shoreham Boys we are here Whoa Whoa
Shoreham Boys we are here
Show no mercy
Have no fear
Whoa Whoa Whoa

Very MLS

 

[shorehamview]

The first part of Shoreman boys makes the hairs on the back of my stand up. But unfortunately the last bit just makes me cringe. To lose such great chant because the last 2 lines are juvenile at best and misogynistic at worst would be a shame.
So heres my version to suit 21st century worldwide Premier league audiences.

Shoreham Boys we are here Whoa Whoa
Shoreham Boys we are here Whoa Whoa
Shoreham Boys we are here
Show no mercy
Have no fear
Whoa Whoa Whoa

But who will shag all the women and drink all the beer? We can’t show no mercy and leave the ale and the birds untouched at the same time, otherwise we’d be contradicting ourselves.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Having been out of the top flight for so long, most of our songs are about getting promoted...so the following will be redundant:

We're on the march with Wilders Army
Jack O'Connell's Magic
We Ain't Got A Barrel of Money
Allez Allez Allez

WTF are we going to sing?! ... Can someone let Egan know that we'll need some new ones?

Not really. All that needs happen is to change future tense to current or past tense. e.g. instead of "when we get promoted" we sing, "now we've got promoted". That may be challenging for some though, so on reflection, yes, a new songbook is needed.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Very MLS

Only in football eh? We seem to leave all appropriate behaviour at the turnstile. Then pick it up again when we leave. We

But who will shag all the women and drink all the beer? We can’t show no mercy and leave the ale and the birds untouched at the same time, otherwise we’d be contradicting ourselves.

Aye

 

[CarlMcBlade]

What tune is that to?

Magic Roundabout.........Maybe a bit wordy.