Songs and Chants from last night you enjoyed

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I predict the atmosphere will be pretty special next week. Night match under lights.... full house... with the tantalising prospect of a cup final at stake. I have got goose bumps already !!! p.s. Blades fans were superb last night....thank you for reminding me why I I love this crazy mad......perennially heart-breaking team called SUFC !!!
 
Davie Blade said:
The Best taunt chant without a doubt was
to the tune of
Middle of the Road - Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep


Where's your foreskin gone
Where's your foreskin gone
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Was going to post the same. I loved the childish political incorrectness of it. :)
 
boo radley said:
We are now waiting for your originals. Or maybe you just sat stum like the other three sides of the ground, or where you not there at all?
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Yes I was there but that doesn't alter the fact that your songs were so outdated and sung by other fans.
You're just a shit Theo,Walcott?? Do you think that might have been a song sung by Arsenal fans??
Is there a fire drill ?? Sung by just about every club for the past 10 to 15 years..
The foreskin song is so old and cringeworthy that even West Ham fans are too embarrassed to sing it now.
They were poor and embarrassing for you, I was expecting better.
 
Lister said:
That just lets down the 1000's of fans that were good last night. This may be a shock to you but not every Spurs fan is Jewish, in fact a very small percentage actually are. There are as many Jews follow Arsenal and West Ham. It's amazing how so many are easily lead.
If it's our Penis' that interests you, I can assure you that I have a foreskin and most there last night probably did too. It's not the sort of thing that particularly interests me, but each to their own I guess.
All your songs from last night are as old as the hills, the theo one, Is there a fire drill etc etc. I thought you would be more original than that.
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Lighten up you fucking bore.

UTB
 
Lister said:
Yes I was there but that doesn't alter the fact that your songs were so outdated and sung by other fans.
You're just a shit Theo,Walcott?? Do you think that might have been a song sung by Arsenal fans??
Is there a fire drill ?? Sung by just about every club for the past 10 to 15 years..
The foreskin song is so old and cringeworthy that even West Ham fans are too embarrassed to sing it now.
They were poor and embarrassing for you, I was expecting better.
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Well aren't you fun!
 
alcoblade said:
Better than wasting 500 words explaining that you're not all Jewish. Next you'll be telling us that you don't all buy Chas and Dave CD's.



UTB
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Dear me, it's not just the terraces that you embarrass yourselves.
 

Lister said:
Yes I was there but that doesn't alter the fact that your songs were so outdated and sung by other fans.
You're just a shit Theo,Walcott?? Do you think that might have been a song sung by Arsenal fans??
Is there a fire drill ?? Sung by just about every club for the past 10 to 15 years..
The foreskin song is so old and cringeworthy that even West Ham fans are too embarrassed to sing it now.
They were poor and embarrassing for you, I was expecting better.
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No originals then? What a surprise , Cannot sing for your own team so slaggs off the best away support to visit your ground this season.
 
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A West Ham supporting friend of mine once started singing at a party...

"We'll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round Tottenham,
Running round Tottenham,
Running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out,
Singing 'I have got a foreskin where is yours?'"

Then this chap walks up to him and says "Some people might find that song quite offensive" to which my mate wittily replied "Well those people can fuck off then, can't they?"

Bantz.
 
Lister said:
That just lets down the 1000's of fans that were good last night. This may be a shock to you but not every Spurs fan is Jewish, in fact a very small percentage actually are. There are as many Jews follow Arsenal and West Ham. It's amazing how so many are easily lead.
If it's our Penis' that interests you, I can assure you that I have a foreskin and most there last night probably did too. It's not the sort of thing that particularly interests me, but each to their own I guess.
All your songs from last night are as old as the hills, the theo one, Is there a fire drill etc etc. I thought you would be more original than that.
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YAAAWWWWNNNN
What a sad feck you sound.
Typical over the top numpty blind PC thought Police response..
We all laughed for what it was, a bad taste joke.

It is called ' insult comedy' a genre of comedy that includes hundreds of famous comedians, from Al Murray to Bob Hope.
This has been part of football chants for decades upon decades..
How many people have never laughed at any insult comedic joke?
Comedy always will thrive on breaking taboos and pushing boundaries.

At the risk of stating the bleeding obvious , not all Jews get circumcised, and likewise not all circumcised guys are Jews

Thanks for your in depth knowledge of the lost foreskins in WHL last night, but frankly, I don't give a used tampon if you or your mother have suffered from male or female genital mutilation.
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The foreskin songs don't bother me. We Yids generally love a non-PC chant. We have loads about Wenger and Campbell etc. And Adebayor when he played for Woolwich.

I say chant in the loosest sense of the word of course we communicate our songs via ESP.
 
AnotherSpur said:
The foreskin songs don't bother me. We Yids generally love a non-PC chant. We have loads about Wenger and Campbell etc. And Adebayor when he played for Woolwich.

I say chant in the loosest sense of the word of course we communicate our songs via ESP.
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Of all the opposition fans we've ever had on here, you definately type the quietest....
 
Keef Chedwyn said:
I don't understand how the banter has got to such an advanced stage. The Spurs fans who've come on our board have all been sound from what I've seen.
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Agreed. Mine's not a dig at Spurs fans, just the politically correct cock who was spouting off.

I loved my latest trip to WHL. What a ground. Give me that over the plastic Emirates, any day. Tottenham are a top club with top fans. A bit quiet last night, but the painful truth is that it's sometimes difficult for premiership teams to get to "up for it'" with third division shite.

UTB
 
Right. Signing off now. Just got to Dagenham for our FA youth cup game vs Wolves.
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