Song for Reda Khadra

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Ooooh, Reddah bumcheek flip-flop
Have a smell of that one I just dropped, narden
Stinks like wet slippers and vomit
And my mum's unwashed pants

Come on Reddah thar fucking beaut
Score some goyals and all that
And fucking score some more

Because (if I may speak for a closeted section of the male cohort)
Some of us might want to bum thee
Reyt in t'fucking bumoil
Come of Reddah
Score a goyal

To the tune of the Beltane Spiders 1991 album side two track six 'My mum's unwashed pants'

pommpey
 
You are low-key the best song makerer on ere still can't belive your Afro man song didn't get an outing

I hope your the guy who made that one up
I dont think that was me? But happy to take the credit for somebody else's work if it was good 😂
 
Been thinking of a new song for our signing (hopefully)

Reda Reda khadra
I wanna reach out and grab ya
Reda Reda Khadra
RedaaaaKhadra

Reda Reda khadra
I wanna reach out and grab ya
Reda Reda Khadra
RedaaaaKhadra

Repeat x100


he came for a "look round" 2 weeks ago!!
I'm thinkin he didn't fancy the maisonette on Darnall???
 
Grab him where, exactly?

If I was him, and I read this, I'd be phoning my agent reyt nar to cancel the transfer for fear of strange fans wanting to 'grab me'.

I mean, is it from behind, up between the legs?

pommpey

Reda
Reda Reda
We hope you're not a reader
Because if you are, we'll have to say see ya
 
Same number of syllables as Morgan Gibbs White so we have a ready made song 🤝

We have to give Hecky and the club credit for that. Imagine the chaos on the terraces if he had an extra syllable in his name. Doesn't bear thinking about.
 
I've never seen you playing so lovely as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright.
I've never seen so many men ask you if they could have your shirt,
Even if it's covered in dirt, you dirty little flirt.
And I have never seen that kit you're wearing (seriously, I haven't)
Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes, I have been blind;
Reda Khadra is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you played tonight.

 

This signings Ivor Novello Award is being withheld…….
 
For the couple of you not familiar with this all time classic tune it may be worth clicking the link below to sing along.........

🎶 He's in Panini stickers and he loves watching Clarksons Farm
Was on loan at Blackburn but never liked chips in a Barm
He's not that keen on Brighton, he will admit
So he's signed for The Blades though we haven't got a kit
Reda Khadra, he likes a balti pie
Reda Khadra, and Iliman Ndiaye

He's like Scaramanga coz he's got a third nipple
Makes Barry Bannon look like a balding old cripple
No fancy cars, he's not passed his test
He'll have to play in skins or at worst a string vest
Reda Khadra, he likes a balti pie
Reda Khadra, and Iliman Ndiaye
Reda Khadra, he knows The Kop's tone deaf
Reda Khadra,he eats at Little Chef 🎶


 
Reda. Reda Khadra, Reda Khadra, Reda Khadra, Khadra. To the tune of No Limits.
 
I guess I must be dumb
'Cause you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used
But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right
And you say, "What have I got to lose?"
And honey, I say
Little Reda Corvette
Baby, you're much too fast (Oh, oh)
Little Reda Corvette
You need a love that's gonna last


To a tune of your choice.
 
We've got 👏👏 Reda Khadra
We've got 👏👏 Reda Khadra
We've got 👏👏 Reda Khadra...

Of course, this might not be suitable for some of us old enough to remember the 1997 playoff final!

Glad All Over..? Less said about that game the better, I was only 12 but it wasn't a great experience.
 
To the tune of John Kettley Is A Weatherman

Oooohhhhh
We said just sign some fucker please
Cos half our squad’s got fucked up knees
Hecky had a master plan
Now Khadra, now Khadra, now Khadra……
Plays with Iliman

Now Khadra plays with Iliman
With Iliman
With Iliman
Now Khadra plays with Iliman
And so does Billy Sharp

Young Gibbs-White was dynamite
And when he left we felt bereft
But Hecky found us just the man
Now Khadra, now Khadra, now Khadra……
Plays with Iliman

Repeat chorus
 

Been thinking of a new song for our signing (hopefully)

Reda Reda khadra
I wanna reach out and grab ya
Reda Reda Khadra
RedaaaaKhadra

Reda Reda khadra
I wanna reach out and grab ya
Reda Reda Khadra
RedaaaaKhadra

Repeat x100



Nice one Birmingham , intellectual property theft there

 

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