SONG FOR NDIAYE

[Jolly Buffer]

Owd Up lads, here you go....good for laugh in the boozer pre match. The old party favourite from Black Lace.

Hennn Die Eee Eee Eee
Push pineapple shake the tree,

Hen Die Eee Eee Eee,
Push pineapple shake the tree.

From the left,
Or the right,
Puts the ball into the net,
Anytime,
When he wants,
We've got Hilly Hen Die E

Hen Die Eee Eee Eee,
Push pineapple shake the tree.

Hen Die Eee Eee Eee
Push pineapple shake the tree.

repeat and repeat

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

I just hope he's nowt like the other French bloke we've got, Play great for half a match, then out for the rest of the season,

He's French
he's fast
but can the bugger last
Ndiaye, Ndiaye ..........

 

[Boxer Blade]

I'm waiting for stegosorearse to come up with one, bet he's 'bouncing' after Saturday

 

[I should coco]

I'm waiting for stegosorearse to come up with one, bet he's 'bouncing' after Saturday

It will probably go something along the lines of:

"And it's Hi Ho Iliman Ndaiye, and away he goes,
And we will fight forever more,
Because we invented these songs
And we are biggest
And we are bestest
And we are oldest"

Not quite sure about the tune though.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Deep breath in and……

“Ndiayyyyyyyyyyye - eeeeyyyyye
We’ll always love yooooooooou”
Repeat

Whitney Houston classic

That was sung at back of kop other day. Either that or some cats were being strangled.

 

[GodricBlade]

That was sung at back of kop other day. Either that or some cats were being strangled.

Haha - I bet that sounded, erm, unforgettable….
Did the cats count in the attendance?

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

I'm only Iliman.

 

[BrayfordsBushyBeard]

We could re incarnate the Will Grigg song now he’s shite as it never gets sung now !!
As ever UTB !!

 

[Nesh Blade]

Anyone fancy Rhys Norrington-Davies to the tune of Free Nelson Mandela?

Rhyssssssss Norrington Davies
Rhyssssssss Norrington Davies

22 years in the academy
Played for Wales but not SUFC
Our left backs are injured can you play him please

Are you so blind that you cannot see
Are you so deaf that you cannot hear
Us say play Rhysssssssss Norrington Davies
Say Rhysssssssss Norrington Davies

 

[Rodley]

UTB

 

[pommpey]

Let me say it, let me say it
Let me crash upon your shore

Da-daa, da-daa
Da-daa, da-daa
Da-daa, da-daa
Da-daa, da-daa

(synth bit ... someone will bring along a Jupiter 8 playing in unison with arpeggiator on and an amp)

CHORUS

Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away Ndaiye

Probably needs an orchestra, a choir and more synths but fuckin' 'ell reyt song when the kop starts singing it, eh?

pommpey

 

[pigeonsmeller]

UTB

That’s actually not terrible

 

[Stevo]

The out here brothers
"Boom boom boom let me here you say Ndaiye.......
Repeat.........,

 

[Elsecar_Blade]

UTB

What’s the words to this? I’m struggling with a couple of bits and my daughters are desperate for a song for him. They’ve been singing “N’Diaye’s on fire, your defence is terrified!” for a few week.

I’ve got …

I am in love,
I can’t deny,
???? and he wears the twenty nine.
From Senegal,
To ????
His first name’s Iliman, his second’s N’Diaye.

 

[Goodpinchofclough]

Dolly Parton- Jolene, just sing Ndiaye instead of Jolene?

 

[Blad]

UTB

We have a winner.

 

[Rodley]

What’s the words to this? I’m struggling with a couple of bits and my daughters are desperate for a song for him. They’ve been singing “N’Diaye’s on fire, your defence is terrified!” for a few week.

I’ve got …

I am in love,
I can’t deny,
???? and he wears the twenty nine.
From Senegal,
To ????
His first name’s Iliman, his second’s N’Diaye.

I am in love
I can't deny
With our starboy who wears our 29
From Senegal, who can he be?
He's first names Illiman, his seconds N’Diaye.

 

[Rodley]

That’s actually not terrible

People are already singing it, it’s his song.

 

[Blade56]

What about a song for Ndiaye.

Iliman, Iliman running down the wing
Iliman, Iliman fasted f**king thing
He comes from France
He'll put you in a trance
Iliman, Iliman, Iliman

Fairly new to the forum eh, hope you’ve got a thick skin and tin hat

 

[BigBed]

Is it wrong to have read the OP, and felt slightly embarrassed that these Blades fans exist!!??

 

[bongleblade]

When it comes to scoring goals it’s Iliman Ndiaye

du du du duuh duuuh duh du
duuh duh du

du du du duuh
Iliman Ndiaye

 

[Mumbo]

Ndiaye, Ndiaye wadladie day
Ndiaye
Ndiaye wadladie day
Ndiaye, Ndiaye wadladie day
Ay um ba da- ay um ba da-da-da-da wadladie day!
Ndiaye, Ndiaye wadladie day
Ndiaye
Ndiaye wadladie day
Ndiaye, Ndiaye wadladie day
Ay um ba da- ay um ba da-da-da-da wadladie day one!
Ndiaye wadladie day one!
Ndiaye wadladie day one!
Ndiaye wadladie day
Ndiaye um ba da-da-da-da wadladie day one!
Ndiaye wadladie day
Ndiaye wadladie day one!
One!

Never has such nonsense been so good.

 

[Groucho Blade]

He’s a starman Iliman Ndiyae
He’d like to come and meet us but he thinks he blow our minds
He’s a starman Iliman Ndiyae
He told us not to blow cos he knows it’s all worthwhile
He told me let the Bladesmen lose it, let the Bladesmen use it, let all the Bladesmen boogie

 

[Digs blade]

He’s a starman Iliman Ndiyae
He’d like to come and meet us but he thinks he blow our minds
He’s a starman Iliman Ndiyae
He told us not to blow cos he knows it’s all worthwhile
He told me let the Bladesmen lose it, let the Bladesmen use it, let all the Bladesmen boogie

Another beer buddy?

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

He’s a starman Iliman Ndiyae
He’d like to come and meet us but he thinks he blow our minds
He’s a starman Iliman Ndiyae
He told us not to blow cos he knows it’s all worthwhile
He told me let the Bladesmen lose it, let the Bladesmen use it, let all the Bladesmen boogie

Don't think Baldock would be too happy about this.

 

[Jimmy Fleck]

He’s a starman Iliman Ndiyae
He’d like to come and meet us but he thinks he blow our minds
He’s a starman Iliman Ndiyae
He told us not to blow cos he knows it’s all worthwhile
He told me let the Bladesmen lose it, let the Bladesmen use it, let all the Bladesmen boogie

Jesus

 

[DifferentClass]

We already have a song for him and it's class.

 

[Bladesman]

He’s a starman Iliman Ndiyae
He’d like to come and meet us but he thinks he blow our minds
He’s a starman Iliman Ndiyae
He told us not to blow cos he knows it’s all worthwhile
He told me let the Bladesmen lose it, let the Bladesmen use it, let all the Bladesmen boogie

Nah, we have a good one already.