Some Graphs for New Seasons!

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The excitement has started to build, now that we have all of our fixtures for next season!

So - I can come out of my graph-withdrawal period and get plotting!

First of all - a reminder of what we have avoided! Graph 1 shows a 5-year rolling average of the points achieved by 17th and 18th place in the Premier League. When you plot individual years there is a lot of noise, but when you plot 5-year rolling averages it highlights real trends. I find Graph 1 interesting, because if at you look at the rolling 5-year average points for 17th over the last 15 years there is very little fluctuation (36-38 points). However, over that period the rolling 5-year average for 18th has fallen away dramatically, from about 35, right down to a 5-year average of less than 30 over the last 5 years. So, it's not that the survival total has gone up, just that the bottom 3 are sinking further away from achieving it! At least we won't be contributing to lowering that figure next season!!

Graph 1:
Prem Relegation Averages.webp



Anyway, on to our prospects for next season. As usual, I'll post some graphs each week following our progress, and they will hopefully be pictures that "paint a thousand words".

Graph 2 will compare our progress against 3 benchmark sets of results. I've taken each match and created 3 sets of results to achieve 3 points totals, which should represent Automatic Promotion (92), Playoff Certainty (78) and Playoff Possibility (71). My benchmarks take account of who our opponents are each week, so my line is my forecast for the easiest way that we could achieve those 3 points totals. Obviously, 92 was nowhere near automatic promotion last season - so I may well have to adjust that if this season progresses in a similar way to last season. I'll plot Ruben's Blades against these benchmarks, and probably the Wendy line as well (just for a laugh)!

Graph 2:
Paths to Prem 2026 - Matchday 0.webp


Graph 3
will compare this season against 3 of our recent Championship seasons, in 2018/19, 2022/23 and 2024/25. These earlier season results are the results from the same game day – not the same opponents. I'd love to watch us come top at this level - as winning the 2 levels below are some of my best memories. Actually, Darlington is a bit of a blur for me (almost a blank actually!). I've removed the 2-point deduction from last season, as the idea of this graph is a comparison of form on the pitch, not in the Boardroom!

Graph 3:
Compared to Recent Champ Seasons.webp



So, roll-on August 9th - let's make it a hat-trick of 3-0's against what are now Struber's Robins. Actually, before that I'm looking forward to July18th/19th, as I'm going to watch the 21's at sunny Dronfield on 18th, staying over at Hunters Bar and then going to watch Ruben's boys for the first time against the Millers on 19th. The game against Club could be interesting if some of our Bulgaribot children are out for a run, and then Rotherham will be interesting to see how Ruben sets the first team up.

Yippee!! - Footie is nearly back!

UTB & Slava Ukraini!
 

Graph 1 proves the football pyramid is well and truly broken. Its a clear trajectory no one can argue with.

Changes made 'For the good of the English National team' have seen all youth talent hoovered up by top clubs, who are able to fund academys with 100s of players.

But nothing is ever going to change because we also want UK clubs to be the best in Europe, and no one dare make a change that could impact that either.
 
People can say 'Yeah but Brighton.... Yeah but Brentford'.

Firstly there will always be an anomoly here and there. But I also think the game has changed so rapidly over the past 5 years that the 'headstart' clubs in the topflight have gotten make it so difficult to overcome.

The only way to seemingly overcome it is to gamble with your clubs future (Forest) or get very lucky with some undervalued international talent that you can glue together for a couple of years to build a base from.
 
I dont get graphs i prefer pics of tits instead.
Ah! you are a fan of the 'm' shaped graph (twin peaks)

OP might correct me, but this would represent a rollercoaster ride of a season with a quick start, a tail off of form followed by a complete loss of points, potentially because of an unpresented fielding of an unregistered, superhero at the start of the season. Selles, sees this as a challenge for the squad and gets them firing, and shooting back up the points table, only for form to dip and a few days before the end of the season, Chansiri in a final bid to protect his business interests, bribes the EFL with a life time supply of tuna, seeing the pigs awarded bonus points and shoot up the table. in an act of protest, Blades fans throw mayonnaise and sweetcorn all over Pride park at which point we are given a complete loss of points again and are relegated into League 1.
 
Ah! you are a fan of the 'm' shaped graph (twin peaks)

OP might correct me, but this would represent a rollercoaster ride of a season with a quick start, a tail off of form followed by a complete loss of points, potentially because of an unpresented fielding of an unregistered, superhero at the start of the season. Selles, sees this as a challenge for the squad and gets them firing, and shooting back up the points table, only for form to dip and a few days before the end of the season, Chansiri in a final bid to protect his business interests, bribes the EFL with a life time supply of tuna, seeing the pigs awarded bonus points and shoot up the table. in an act of protest, Blades fans throw mayonnaise and sweetcorn all over Pride park at which point we are given a complete loss of points again and are relegated into League 1.
As you brought up the mathematical challenge of devising a theoretical model for boobs, I thought that if AI can pick our best players it must be able to define our ideal knockers. I wasn’t wrong!

AI Overview

While "mathematical equations for breasts" might sound strange, the concept generally refers to how mathematical principles, particularly the Golden Ratio, are used in discussions about breast shape and proportion, especially in cosmetic surgery. These principles help surgeons understand and create ideal breast proportions.

Here's a breakdown:
1. The Golden Ratio:
  • The Golden Ratio, approximately 1.618, is a mathematical concept where a line is divided into two parts, and the ratio of the longer part to the shorter part is also equal to the ratio of the whole line to the longer part.
  • In the context of breasts, this ratio is used to define ideal proportions. Studies suggest that the ideal breast proportion is often considered to be a 45:55 ratio, where 45% of the breast is above the nipple and 55% is below, according to www.pallmallmedical.co.uk.
  • This ratio helps surgeons understand the ideal placement of the nipple and the overall breast shape.
2. Catenary Curves:
  • A catenary curve, which is the curve formed by a hanging chain or cable, is used to model the natural curvature of the breast.
  • Researchers use mathematical equations related to catenary curves to analyze and quantify the curvature of a breast, providing a way to measure and compare breast shapes, according to the National Institutes of Health (NIH).
3. Other Mathematical Concepts:
  • Two-dimensional rectangles can be used to analyze the overall breast shape and calculate ratios based on its dimensions, according to the National Institutes of Health (NIH).
  • Mathematical formulas related to areas and volumes might be used in calculations related to breast augmentation, though these are not standardized equations for the shape of breasts themselves, according to the National Institutes of Health (NIH).
In summary: While there aren't simple equations for the overall shape of breasts, mathematical concepts like the Golden Ratio and catenary curves are used by surgeons and researchers to analyze and understand breast shape, proportions, and curvature.
 

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