So tired

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

The wife cant understand, have another beer, do you want a sandwich, go on, got some nice ham. Well she does make a nice sandwich. So after another beer and a ham and pickle sandwich all suicidal thoughts were snatched from my mind and I am up for Forest at home. Keep the faith.......

 

[BritishSteel]

The wife cant understand, have another beer, do you want a sandwich, go on, got some nice ham. Well she does make a nice sandwich. So after another beer and a ham and pickle sandwich all suicidal thoughts were snatched from my mind and I am up for Forest at home. Keep the faith.......

Glad to hear it , can you imagine the headline on BBC News

" Man commits suicide after ham sandwich "

No way for any man to go.

Man has heart attack after snorting "gargantuan" mound of cocaine and shagging 50 strippers is a much better way to go.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

British Steel and a Blade, whoops. Well obviously you don't have the love of a good woman, my heart attack would come from shagging the wife 50 times if I had the coke, er never took coke, does it really make you into a surreal sex machine?

 

[Whiston Blade]

British Steel and a Blade, whoops. Well obviously you don't have the love of a good woman, my heart attack would come from shagging the wife 50 times if I had the coke, er never took coke, does it really make you into a surreal sex machine?

Wtf.

 

[Bill Johnson]

British Steel and a Blade, whoops. Well obviously you don't have the love of a good woman, my heart attack would come from shagging the wife 50 times if I had the coke, er never took coke, does it really make you into a surreal sex machine?

No. But it might enable you to post in English.
Or just not post.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Ok my first language isn't English but I seem to be doing better than your fascist post. Cockwomble, that's an insult right, my English neighbor taught me.

 

[BritishSteel]

British Steel and a Blade, whoops. Well obviously you don't have the love of a good woman, my heart attack would come from shagging the wife 50 times if I had the coke, er never took coke, does it really make you into a surreal sex machine?

Unfortunately snorting coke will not turn you into a "surreal sex machine", quite the opposite in fact.

If you are having suicidal thoughts after drawing against Millwall though I think that coke would have a more positive affect on your mindset rather than a ham sandwich.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

OMG, seriously. I never contemplated suicide, when they equalized I walked over to a corner between the wardrobe and wall mumbling please kill me now I just cant go through another play off. Enter the loving wife.....

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Bill Johnson be happy, don't be a sad cockwomble, be loved and love your fellow man/women/ people er political correctness does my head in...

 

[Toronto Blade]

Coke does all that ,well then I'm sticking to beer.

 

[Oreyt]

British Steel and a Blade, whoops. Well obviously you don't have the love of a good woman, my heart attack would come from shagging the wife 50 times if I had the coke, er never took coke, does it really make you into a surreal sex machine?

Post, post and POST of the year.

 

[mattbianco1]

Thread is the year. 10/10

 

[Bruce Wayne]

The wife cant understand, have another beer, do you want a sandwich, go on, got some nice ham. Well she does make a nice sandwich. So after another beer and a ham and pickle sandwich all suicidal thoughts were snatched from my mind and I am up for Forest at home. Keep the faith.......

Suicide FFS spare a though for the them things in Rotherham.

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

Glad to hear it , can you imagine the headline on BBC News

" Man commits suicide after ham sandwich "

No way for any man to go.

Man has heart attack after snorting "gargantuan" mound of cocaine and shagging 50 strippers is a much better way to go.

Best death if there is one was John Entwistle of The Who. In a swanky Las Vegas Hotel Room, coked and pissed out of his head and up to his nuts in guts with a Vegas stripper. I bet they couldn’t put the coffin lid down for two days,

 

[BritishSteel]

Best death if there is one was John Entwistle of The Who. In a swanky Las Vegas Hotel Room, coked and pissed out of his head and up to his nuts in guts with a Vegas stripper. I bet they couldn’t put the coffin lid down for two days,

I have changed my mind. I have grown quite fond of the choice between hari kari and a ham sandwich. In fact I now hope to choke to death on a ham sandwich after we lose the play off final.

#deathorglory

 

[Nick Jansky]

Best death if there is one was John Entwistle of The Who. In a swanky Las Vegas Hotel Room, coked and pissed out of his head and up to his nuts in guts with a Vegas stripper. I bet they couldn’t put the coffin lid down for two days,

Hardly. There have been some top rock n roll deaths, cocaine hasn’t featured in any of them. A horrible drug for narcissists. I speak from painful experience.

 

[Northyorksblade]

British Steel and a Blade, whoops. Well obviously you don't have the love of a good woman, my heart attack would come from shagging the wife 50 times if I had the coke, er never took coke, does it really make you into a surreal sex machine?

No but it makes you think you are, I assume.

 

[NotTheSharpest]

The wife cant understand, have another beer, do you want a sandwich, go on, got some nice ham. Well she does make a nice sandwich. So after another beer and a ham and pickle sandwich all suicidal thoughts were snatched from my mind and I am up for Forest at home. Keep the faith.......

Can you send me one of those sandwiches? I have no idea what your wife puts in them but I need a plateful.

Still angry! I don’t often shout at the TV, especially when watching with my son - trying to be the right sort of example setting father - but he heard some things come out of my mouth last night that I am not proud of!

We haven’t played on the front foot consistently since the Villa game. We look terrified once we get our noses in front, players and manager alike!

 

[grafikhaus]

I have changed my mind. I have grown quite fond of the choice between hari kari and a ham sandwich. In fact I now hope to choke to death on a ham sandwich after we lose the play off final.

I don't know if it's coke, ham sandwiches or a combination of both but get thissen off to bed. You're talking gibberish.

Us in the play-off final???

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Yeah too tired in the leg and too tired between the ears. Our game management is shocking and to be fair....always has been. But we seem to have got by in the past. There is a certain inevitability about playing “backs to the wall” football at home. When we take a lead (however early) our mentality changes and we tend to be go into a “safety first” mode and instantly hand over the initiative to the opposition.....

 

[CarlMcBlade]

What I’m trying to say is.....We are always a better side at 0-0 than we are at 1-0 up.