Sky pundits

[Brian Deane]

Some muppet on MOTD last night even went as far as saying that Norwich walked the championship last season !!. UTB

 

[ben1987]

Ashley Cole’s opinion became invalid the day he thought a bird was fitter than Cheryl tbf.

 

[Paisley Blade]

Only saw the full time, but jeez he made Terry Henry look competent

It does make you wonder if at least two competent people actually had a conversation at Sky , and how they may have arrived at the conclusion that Ashley Cole would be a decent conrtibutor to , well anything really.

 

[bromtom]

There should be a system for grading these so called experts. Some are clearly rocking up and doing no more research than looking at the matchday programme five minutes before they go on air. Ashley Cole must have banked neary ten grand for this afternoon's 'work'. He must be laughing his fucking socks off the prick.

I might steal that idea and make up a league table, get a Twitter account going and everyone can vote for how many points they should get a week.

 

[SwissBlade]

It does make you wonder if at least two competent people actually had a conversation at Sky , and how they may have arrived at the conclusion that Ashley Cole would be a decent conrtibutor to , well anything really.

Didn’t they screen test him... oh wait Danny Mills... forget it, he player for England

 

[Bruce Wayne]

This Sky presenter will be happy tonight

 

[tonytonycurrie]

Souness has always been cunt. Always will be. Regarding the media and Sheffield, I'm always amazed at BBC or SKY weather. Sheffield never shown on the weather map. They'll put Hull or even Barnsley but never Sheffield. It's as if they've all got a hard on about us. We'll, fuck em. We are United and we are the best, we are United and Fuck all the rest.

 

[super_pig]

I might steal that idea and make up a league table, get a Twitter account going and everyone can vote for how many points they should get a week.

do it brom .. it’s a winner.. pundit twattery league
danny mills currently top

 

[FinchleyBlade]

What else do you expect? The entirety of the media act as though they would prefer Sheffield were nuked off the map. They can't get enough of Leeds and Manchester, but anything to do with Sheffield is downplayed or outright ignored.

 

[AdamSufc1997]

Must have had a line

 

[FreePaulRodgers]

was Ernest Needham the pitchside reporter?

So who was the pundit mistaken for Ugo ?

 

[S8blade]

We had Ian Wright and Michael Owen in the Singapore studio. Both had us down to lose but were extremely complementary at the end. Only downer was Ugo Ehiogu on the commentary team who couldn’t say a decent word about us. Jim Proudfoot kept putting him in his place though.

Sorry to sound a twat but it cant have been Ugo Ehiogu as he sadly died in April 2017

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

It is absolutely amazing seeing us in the top flight. John Egan was right, we're going on a journey!

 

[dublin 10 blade]

I’ll actually pick up for the manager that fucked up liverpool , when that good looking lass was interviewing Mr B Deane , he brought him to Benfica and said he was an absolute gent and a pleasure to work with ,
Other than that he’s a prick

 

[KeyffSmyff]

To be fair to Sky, Alan Smith was balanced as co-commentator. Balanced between us playing well and Crystal Palace not working together. Said we looked like a prem team.

 

[bypassblade]

Souness & Cole useless, Redknapp was rather complimentary to us as was Alan Smith, Cole has the personality of a chip and never liked Souness. When they spoke to Cole it was like why aren't we talking about Fwank I love Fwank.

 

[GrayBlade]

Jamie Redknapp insightful and complementary. Souness clearly doesn’t like the fact that we’re even in the Premier League, Ashley Cole May as well have stayed at home.

And vomited on his phone whilst sexting.

 

[GrayBlade]

Souness & Cole useless, Redknapp was rather complimentary to us as was Alan Smith, Cole has the personality of a chip and never liked Souness. When they spoke to Cole it was like why aren't we talking about Fwank I love Fwank.

Yes and he was the only player at Derby who didn’t have to call Lampard Gaffer dontcha know. Wow!

 

[bypassblade]

Yes and he was the only player at Derby who didn’t have to call Lampard Gaffer dontcha know. Wow!

Oh yes he'll always be Fwank to me arrogant prick

 

[ThatJa]

Souness is a prick, just constantly saying we can't play the same way this season, we'll get beat 3,4-0 and then the players will stop buying into the tactic.

Just shows he knows fuck all.

 

[BladeFisher]

Moved straight on to the 'big match' only Redknapp had anything positive to say about us. The Souness and Cole had no interest in our match and nothing positive to say about us.

Not true. Souness was ok but obviously not good enough to send him orgasmic. Cole was a twat. No wonder Sheryl told him to get lost.

 

[BladeFisher]

Jamie Redknapp insightful and complementary. Souness clearly doesn’t like the fact that we’re even in the Premier League, Ashley Cole May as well have stayed at home.

Souness very complimentary about Deano. Brian not Henderson.

 

[Sithblade]

Souness is still bitter about this game

 

[bromtom]

Souness is a bellend unless you're one of his mates so we did well out of him really, complimentary about Deano and somewhat impressed with out defending but not totally enamoured.

Ashley Cole absolute bellsniff, to dig an insult out from my youth (when he was last relevant), why's he getting paid for making noises like a mardy teen?

Redknapp, very good, as was David Jones to be fair who is normally a pillock.

 

[BladeFisher]

Souness is still bitter about this game

We usually do quite well against them tbh. Have a habit of knocking them out the League Cup.

 

[skyjam]

was Ernest Needham the pitchside reporter?

Nunky has been doing mule train up in the sky for a few years now

 

[BigBed]

Who gives a shit what Ashley Cole thinks.

 

[Bladesman]

 

[yorkshirecoast]

Cole is as thick as shit. He could barely string three words together. Tosspot.

 

[BigBed]

We usually do quite well against them tbh. Have a habit of knocking them out the League Cup.

Fantastic game.