Simple chant for Sunday

[Angef1Blade]

A quick rendition of this could needle........ to the tune of Country (have I spelt this right ) Roads
Jordan Rhodes, please tell us when
You'll have the guts
To take a pen

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

What about "why are you all wearing last year's shirts you bunch of scrubbers?". I don't know the tune though.

To me, the lyrics seem to sit well with the Moonlight Sonata or Grieg's Piano Concerto in A Minor.

 

[1993]

Because they like to sing about the city being theirs so much how about...

The city is yours
the city is yours
10,000 empty seats
are you fucking sure?

 

[Bellypork]

A quick rendition of this could needle........ to the tune of Country (have I spelt this right ) Roads
Jordan Rhodes, please tell us when
You'll have the guts
To take a pen

Cruel. Very cruel. Lol.

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

What about re-kindling a classic

Over there , over there ,
And do they smell
( clap clap clap clap )
Like fuckin he'll

Surely it's :-

I hear the sound, of distant bums
Over there, over there
And though they smell
(clap clap clap clap )
Like fuckin' hell
Over there, over there

Based on the Jim Reeves hit Distant Drums.

 

[prince albert]

One tinchy stryder
There's only one tinchy stryder

 

[Good Pinch Of Snuff]

Ohhhhhhh the grand old duke of pork
He had eleven men
Got Jordan Rhodes for 10 million...
He wouldnt take a pen

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Oh, almost forgot

You're not massive
You're not massive
You're not massive anymore...

YOU'RE NOT MASSIVE ANYMORE!

Anymore?

Fuckin lost me there.