Simple chant for Sunday

[Large Mendonca]

Swinging a pig
Boxing Day
We hate Wednesday
United hate f#cking Wednesday
If you all hate Wednesday clap your hands
Wings of a Sparrow
Forever & Ever
Hello, hello we are the Shoreham Boys
Wednesday bastards, Leeds Scum

(Eat, sleep, repeat)

Why reinvent the wheel, we've got a full repertoire already!

UTB FTP

It's time we brought back:-

"Way over at hillsbrough, and do they smell (clap, clap, clap, clap), like fu-ckin hell"

Haven't heard that one in donkeys !

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Your fucking Shit
Your fucking shit
Your fucking shit

Well it isn't mine

 

[Jon Bon II]

Surely got to get a dig in about the tarp?

What about..

Tarpaulin - whoh-oh-ohhhh
Tarpaulin - whoh-oh-oh-ohhhh
It's covering up the rust
The pigs are going bust...

or summat.

 

[Borbokisfreekick]

Subject to the scoreline going to plan of course and using the Here we Go tune: -

Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the gap
Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the ga-ap
Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the gap,
Mind the ga-ap
Mind the gap

Ad infintum

makes no sense considering if they win they go above us.

 

[Davalon]

One for after the final whistle I think.

 

[Davalon]

Never felt more like singing the blues....

Oh...er...

 

[Davalon]

Can't say I've ever fucked a tuna personally.

You should try it.

Not as tight as an Escolar though.

 

[Snowman]

Ikea Ikea Ikea
Da da da da da da.

 

[Hodgesleftpeg]

Your fucking Shit
Your fucking shit
Your fucking shit

You're fuckin shit
You're ....

 

[welderblade]

Surely got to get a dig in about the tarp?

What about..

Tarpaulin - whoh-oh-ohhhh
Tarpaulin - whoh-oh-oh-ohhhh
It's covering up the rust
The pigs are going bust...

or summat.

what about ending with before it turns to dust?

 

[PeteBlade]

Subject to the scoreline going to plan of course and using the Here we Go tune: -

Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the gap
Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the ga-ap
Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the gap,
Mind the ga-ap
Mind the gap

Ad infintum

I'd say we should probably have learnt our lesson with this phrase.

 

[Barney]

Shoreham boys we are ere woah

 

[Kenilworth]

I'd go with the classic

Fuck off, Wednesday
Fuck off, Wednesday
Fuck off, Wednesday
Fuck off, Wednesday








.. ya cunts

 

[Trafford]

The first 7 words of my OP said 'subject to the scoreline going to plan' - just saying. And if we're 3-0 up after 70 minutes, I'd be willing to take the risk of starting up early.....

 

[Kenilworth]

You're shit and you know you are
Pick up Thai's in a lady bar
You're shit and you know you are
Carval-i-Hal he is wunderba

Carlos in
Carlos in
Carlos in
In a tuna tin

 

[Snowman]

To the tune of D I S C O
CARLO
CARLO
You are
CRAP its believable
A PIG its achievable
R for REDUNDANT
L you're a LOSER
OOOOH OOOOH OOOOH YOU'RE
SHIT (SACKED)

C A R L O


I KNOW ITS NOT SIMPLE BUT ITS CATCHY!

 

[diode_blade]

You lot get yer flipping heads together we might bloody well win eurovision next year and really and really foook Junkers off in his ivory glass euro tower....twat,,knob,dick, deluded euro snortbeast
but will settle for upsetting carloss and the mudsnorters on sunday first...

if we win then it's got to be this

"Bye bye carloss.....carloss goodbye
your the one team we love to f*ck up
youv'e spent millions and really are shite

bye bye carloss....carloss goodbye
pick up yer p45..."etc etc

apologies to the Bay City Rollers

for those of you young uns who don't know who they are ask yer grandad.....

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

A rapturous rendition of Happy Birthday Chris Wilder at full time if we get a result

This x 1,000,000,000,000. I suggested this the other week and even though I won't be there, I'll be singing it

 

[Blade56]

Can't say I've ever fucked a tuna personally.

Have you had a blow fish?

 

[diode_blade]

Does a blue rinse and blowdry count.....

 

[Snowman]

Have you had a blow fish?

 

[DifferentClass]

Oh, almost forgot

You're not massive
You're not massive
You're not massive anymore...

YOU'RE NOT MASSIVE ANYMORE!

 

[Kenilworth]

SWFIUA !

 

[Kenilworth]

Are you Wendy in disguise?

 

[Kenilworth]

My old man said be a Wendy fan
I said fuck off, bollocks, you're a cunt!

 

[Kenilworth]

You're so shit it's unbelievable

 

[Kenilworth]

One of our own
He's one of our own
That Tufty Wilder
He's one of our own

 

[DiggerBlade]

What about high jacking the "High Ho Silver lining " chav chant fans sing at certain clubs.

Drowning out the " Hi ho Sheffield mid week day "

" Hi-Ho What a SHIT HOLE "

Just a suggestion like.

 

[LenTednTony]

Have you had a blow fish?

Yes........ and don't call me Fish!

 

[John Street West Terrace]

What about re-kindling a classic

Over there , over there ,
And do they smell
( clap clap clap clap )
Like fuckin he'll