Simple chant for Sunday

[Trafford]

Subject to the scoreline going to plan of course and using the Here we Go tune: -

Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the gap
Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the ga-ap
Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the gap,
Mind the ga-ap
Mind the gap

Ad infintum

 

[FTPE]

"Spunked all yer moneh,
You've gone and spunked all her moneh!"

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I don't mind the first verse, but the chorus just sounds pretentious.

Can we just launch into 'Mind the Gap' again without belting out 'Ad infinitum'?

 

[Stretch]

'You're just a shit Sheffield F.C, shit Sheffield F.C, shit Sheffield F......C!'

 

[UnitedBlade]

'You're just a shit Sheffield F.C, shit Sheffield F.C, shit Sheffield F......C!'

Barnsley FC surely?

 

[Stretch]

Barnsley FC surely?

Fair do's, even better.

 

[ChuntyMalone]

Big cake!
At least you've got a big cake..
At least you've got a big cake..
At least you've got a big cake..

 

[Steve Mackan]

"United hate fucking Tuna"

 

[Skabone]

Subject to the scoreline going to plan of course and using the Here we Go tune: -

Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the gap
Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the ga-ap
Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the gap,
Mind the ga-ap
Mind the gap

Ad infintum

Really don't get why any Blades would even bring up the mind the gap Bollox?
Are you forgetting it was us saying mind the gap that jumped up and bit us on the arse and gave them something to take the piss with the past 6 years?

Dont give the unwashed another go at it FFS

 

[Bellypork]

Yes, but there are no chants here aimed at specific Wednesday players, and this needs to be addressed before Sunday.

Doubtless Owls fans will modify Billy Hunt by the Jam, for example. Lol

 

[Boxer Blade]

Sounds good to me, wishi was going now

 

[Sean Thornton]

How about "United"?

 

[Rodley]

Swinging a pig
Boxing Day
We hate Wednesday
United hate f#cking Wednesday
If you all hate Wednesday clap your hands
Wings of a Sparrow
Forever & Ever
Hello, hello we are the Shoreham Boys
Wednesday bastards, Leeds Scum

(Eat, sleep, repeat)

Why reinvent the wheel, we've got a full repertoire already!

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[Rodley]

Forgot "My old man" and "Walking down Shoreham St swinging a chain"

 

[Bladepicker]

To the tune of the Skol advert.

Cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Subject to the scoreline going to plan of course and using the Here we Go tune: -

Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the gap
Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the ga-ap
Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the gap,
Mind the ga-ap
Mind the gap

Ad infintum

One for after the final whistle I think.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

"United hate fucking Tuna"

Can't say I've ever fucked a tuna personally.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Swinging a pig
Boxing Day
We hate Wednesday
United hate f#cking Wednesday
If you all hate Wednesday clap your hands
Wings of a Sparrow
Forever & Ever
Hello, hello we are the Shoreham Boys
Wednesday bastards, Leeds Scum

(Eat, sleep, repeat)

Why reinvent the wheel, we've got a full repertoire already!

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Available from all good record shops.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

If i had the wings of a vulture,id fly over hillsboro tommorow and shit on the bastards below.

Ive replaced Sparrow with Vulture as Vultures leave big shit stains where ever they go,,,,,,,,Sparrows nah.

You're still shit,you're still shit,you're still shit.

 

[bladesmanluke]

A rapturous rendition of Happy Birthday Chris Wilder at full time if we get a result

 

[Freeman]

Your fucking Shit
Your fucking shit
Your fucking shit

 

[Northyorksblade]

Subject to the scoreline going to plan of course and using the Here we Go tune: -

Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the gap
Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the ga-ap
Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the gap,
Mind the ga-ap
Mind the gap

Ad infintum

The problem with this is, that if they win they will be above us. Only at final whistle if we win

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

I've smashed off my seat, smashed off my seeeaat... look out below, it's coming at speed. Kid with the glasses, with his Wednesday hat. If you turn round now, BAM, got you you twat.

 

[JJBlade]

The gap might not exist after the game

Just don't say anything that's going to backfire on you

 

[Bellypork]

Yes.... I feel there needs to be more inventiveness when coining these ditties. These players deserve to get some flack anyway. I mean, when you consider what they're earning, I bet most of us would take some stick for those wages. Talking of wages, it brings us neatly onto Rhodes.

He wore,
He wore,
He wore a snow-white feather,
He wore a snow-white feather in the merry month of May.
And when I asked him why he wore that feather,
He said it's for the shoot-out, and I've bottled out again.

 

[Houston_Blade]

What about "why are you all wearing last year's shirts you bunch of scrubbers?". I don't know the tune though.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Yes, but there are no chants here aimed at specific Wednesday players, and this needs to be addressed before Sunday.

Doubtless Owls fans will modify Billy Hunt by the Jam, for example. Lol

pigs haven't got any players, not had for donkeys years.

 

[DifferentClass]

Tune of Psycho Killer:

Dolphin killers
Wed-nes-day
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
Run run run
Run run awaaaaaaay...

Tango put a shirt on
Tango put a shirt on
Na na na na
Na na na na

He's one of our own
He's one of our ownnnnnn
Sid James
He's one of our own

Who the fuck
Who the fuck
Who the fuck are Elev8
Who the fuck are Elev8

Shit ground no kit
Shit ground no kit
Shit ground no kit
Shit ground no kit

 

[BushBlade]

Can't say I've ever fucked a tuna personally.

I find them very impersonal. Tend not to even ask your name.

 

[1889]

Never mind new songs for the derby, 'Sheffield Wednesday's fucked it up again', will do for me.

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