signing section.

[knowsnowt]

Should we have a section where we can get shit signed? (Not poop)

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Eh?

 

[DifferentClass]

If so I'd happily bring my Sky box.

 

[Ricky]

How about a slinging section where we launch sharp objects at opposition players?

 

[sheffielder]

All signings should take place in the boardroom or training ground.

 

[knowsnowt]

How about a slinging section where we launch sharp objects at opposition players?

Or even a ginseng section where you have to have consumed ginseng within the last 2 hours to get in.
A flat earth section!

Fucking hell this is blowing my mind. Getting way out of hand!

 

[boo radley]

Should we have a section where we can get shit signed? (Not poop)

Mi spellins gettin worse but how did you vote?

 

[BLADES1988]

Or a singeing section where you can burn disabled people and children with flares?

 

[Ricky]

How about a corner for those who just want to make strange noises all game? We could call it the Funny Farm.

 

[knowsnowt]

Mi spellins gettin worse but how did you vote?

I can vote? Didnt think I could as it's my poll.
Think I'll tell myself to stfu. Saves our lass a job.

 

[knowsnowt]

Or a singeing section where you can burn disabled people and children with flares?

That genuinely made me lol. That's mean feat I tell ya.
How about a sectioned section where only complete mentalists are allowed in?
That would be mental!!

 

[boo radley]

I can vote? Didnt think I could as it's my poll.
Think I'll tell myself to stfu. Saves our lass a job.

Why isn't this in entertainment chat. Every fucker else decides to put anything in GBC. The least you could do would be to post in the wrong section as well.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

There should be a 'bad spelling section'



Then maybe a 'fart smelling section'

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Other fan bases seem to be capable of trying to improve match day atmospheres

Clearly not ours

 

[Ricky]

There should be a 'bad spelling section'

Then maybe a 'fart smelling section'

How about Fart Corner? For everybody who stinks or wants to stink.

We could finally have a use for the Pie Stand or whatever the hell it's called.

 

[Cassius Kray]

A section for deaf people to communicate
A section for people to receive calls on their telephones
A section for people to grip needily onto each other
A section for people to hurl rubbish at other people (in addition to the slinging section)
A section for people to bow down to others' superiority at draughts
A section for geeks to check that their other devices are connected to the network
A section for people to abuse others with nettles
A section for people to bluster their way into situations by pretending to have more experience than they actually have

Is that enough sections now?

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Cassius Kray , nope its not enough


As already tested out to a resounding success in Coventry .......


A whistle blowing section

 

[Cassius Kray]

I'm pretty sure that our experience in Coventry is solid evidence that whistles should be nowhere near a football crowd!

 

[PokerBlade]

I will once again suggest that a mic is passed round for a series of freestyle raps. Those who can't rap can beatbox. Those who can't beatbox can breakdance.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

A section for deaf people to communicate
A section for people to receive calls on their telephones
A section for people to grip needily onto each other
A section for people to hurl rubbish at other people (in addition to the slinging section)
A section for people to bow down to others' superiority at draughts
A section for geeks to check that their other devices are connected to the network
A section for people to abuse others with nettles
A section for people to bluster their way into situations by pretending to have more experience than they actually have

Is that enough sections now?

Think you missed;

Get it forward section
Shoot section
Clarke's done nothing all game section
Get Duffy on section
Go for chips 10 minutes before half time section
That was rubbish, oh we've scored section
Signing section (for the deaf) - my apologies you have included

 

[Sean Thornton]

A Gawping section, for all these mythical people who sit staring at people who sing?

Or a "Dress as an empty red seat" area when the club create a singing section and hardly any fucker sits there?

A Crystal Paace mastubatory tribute section, for the true believer.

Finally, an "Out of touch with reality " section, for those who believe you can create an atmosphere via a forum.

 

[Harrisblade]

I will once again suggest that a mic is passed round for a series of freestyle raps. Those who can't rap can beatbox. Those who can't beatbox can breakdance.

It's taken the football authorities long enough to even consider "safe standing" areas - no chance of ever getting "safe breakdancing" areas

 

[TJB.]

What about a swinging section?

 

[I should coco]

Finally, an "Out of touch with reality " section, for those who believe you can create an atmosphere via a forum.

Your local GT News sold out of Werthers today, Sean Thornton ?

Top Grumpy Old man post of the day winner.