Shoutbox: Notice to all Members

[Pinchy]

Just like our football club, we have been required to make essential changes to bring the Shoutbox up to Premier League standards.

There is a hugely increased interest in our club from football fans all over the world. This will be reflected in an extended match-day Shoutbox.

We expect demand to be high. At this stage we do not intend to introduce a moaning points scheme but this will have to be monitored as the season progresses.

Crayons will continue to be provided. These have been upgraded to meet Premier League Rules and quantities in the cupboard have been increased.

However, demand will be high. In order that all users can participate fairly, please use your crayon as quickly and sparingly as you can and return it to the cupboard immediately after use.

There will be physical restrictions. Space is limited. We have been advised by the Health and Safety Executive that excessive knee-jerking and foot-stamping must be kept to an absolute minimum in the interests of public safety. Please bear this in mind if the team should dare to lose a game or even concede a goal in the course of the season.

We regret to say that dummy-spitting is no longer tolerated under the International Elite League Protocol.

Fuckinellyoonited.

 

[gavtheblade]

Shitwasp.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Don’t agree with everything you say Pinchy, but with you on this.

 

[itsinyerblood]

I, at least, commend your comments and know you anticipate, how shall I say, less than approving replies. UTMB!

 

[TAMUS]

Will the yo. yo Brigade still be allowed on ?, you know who you are ,. one week shit team , next great team , next week shit team .....................................................

 

[Dnblade]

Why leave it this late to announce this..3 hours before kick off...F'kin disgrace.

 

[tincan]

If we win the first few games, including embarrassing fat Frank, the global attention of another potential Leicester to this site will be interesting..

 

[PokerBlade]

I find this kind of antagonistic posting to be very immature.

Also you can't have my crayon, I brought this one from home.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Think it would be wise to allocate Lundstram his own crayon in view of the dogs abuse he was getting on the shitebox last night.

If he plays today, I hope he has a fuckin great game and shuts our "panel of experts" up for a few days at least.

 

[Niceguyeddie]

Just like our football club, we have been required to make essential changes to bring the Shoutbox up to Premier League standards.

There is a hugely increased interest in our club from football fans all over the world. This will be reflected in an extended match-day Shoutbox.

We expect demand to be high. At this stage we do not intend to introduce a moaning points scheme but this will have to be monitored as the season progresses.

Crayons will continue to be provided. These have been upgraded to meet Premier League Rules and quantities in the cupboard have been increased.
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However, demand will be high. In order that all users can participate fairly, please use your crayon as quickly and sparingly as you can and return it to the cupboard immediately after use.

There will be physical restrictions. Space is limited. We have been advised by the Health and Safety Executive that excessive knee-jerking and foot-stamping must be kept to an absolute minimum in the interests of public safety. Please bear this in mind if the team should dare to lose a game or even concede a goal in the course of the season.

We regret to say that dummy-spitting is no longer tolerated under the International Elite League Protocol.

Fuckinellyoonited.

That joke wore a bit thin after the first 75,000 times you used it

 

[blademark]

That joke wore a bit thin after the first 75,000 times you used it

I've told you a million trillion times NOT to exaggerate!

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I'm sharpening my pitchfork for if Sharp doesn't start today.

 

[flashinblade1889]

Just like our football club, we have been required to make essential changes to bring the Shoutbox up to Premier League standards.

There is a hugely increased interest in our club from football fans all over the world. This will be reflected in an extended match-day Shoutbox.

We expect demand to be high. At this stage we do not intend to introduce a moaning points scheme but this will have to be monitored as the season progresses.

Crayons will continue to be provided. These have been upgraded to meet Premier League Rules and quantities in the cupboard have been increased.
View attachment 59546
However, demand will be high. In order that all users can participate fairly, please use your crayon as quickly and sparingly as you can and return it to the cupboard immediately after use.

There will be physical restrictions. Space is limited. We have been advised by the Health and Safety Executive that excessive knee-jerking and foot-stamping must be kept to an absolute minimum in the interests of public safety. Please bear this in mind if the team should dare to lose a game or even concede a goal in the course of the season.

We regret to say that dummy-spitting is no longer tolerated under the International Elite League Protocol.

Fuckinellyoonited.

WUEDP?

 

[Blade56]

Whats shoutbix?

 

[JohnDenver]

Someone send for more crayons!

 

[Gimli]

I'm sharpening my pitchfork for if Sharp doesn't start today.

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Whats shoutbix?

It's like a Weetabix but with all the taste and (moral) fibre removed.

 

[Pinchy]

That joke wore a bit thin after the first 75,000 times you used it

Yet the noise and nonsense remains fresh and original...

 

[super_pig]

I find this kind of antagonistic posting to be very immature.

Also you can't have my crayon, I brought this one from home.

it was .. that is why it was funny
ahh humour. takes me back a few years

 

[S40BLADE]

Were in dire need of more forum specific memes only so many Kneejerk and fax machine jokes can be made before it is tedious.

p.s Shurrup cant be avin people talkin ere about tactical preferences and favourite players like you have to at any occasion post generic shite like "trust in wilder" and add nothing to any potential converstion tha gret pillucks.

 

[Hartley Hare]

Can someone translate that please....

HH

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Shitwasp.

I see your shitwasp and raise you with wankspangle