Shirecliffe this morning

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Supermarket or petrol forecourt?

Did you notice if they had quiche Lorraine on offer by chance?

They had quiche but don't call me 'Lorraine.'

 

[Geordie Blade]

That was me in the gimp suit.

…losing my religion

 

[knowsnowt]

I was trying to visit my cousin Josswell in Walsall yesterday but Google maps was playing up. I ended up in a Russian gulag. Anyway, all 893 inmates passed me round and used me as a play thing, each one in turn.
Finally a female prison officer rescued me and locked me in a cell with her. She then got naked and I thought "yeah, my turn now". She fking pegged me.

Point is, all the inmates had heard the rumour, and the Female officer.
I doubt so many hearing the same rumour can be wrong.

 

[Keen Blade]

Here’s the kicker.
That’s exactly what she is thinking about you

I don't care if she's thinking about Einstein's theory of relativity ,
As long as she's got space ,
I've got time ,
And it's all moving at the speed of light

 

[Lower Drop Blade]

Who are the two Sheffield people who may/ may not be interested in buying these plonkers out?

 

[Rodley]

Trying to get a confirmed on this, but Quiffy’s Dad is getting his iPhone repaired.

 

[Dkc]

Take this for what it's worth because I'm not claiming to have any inside line on it, but after being around Shirecliffe today, there was a lot of chatter that was interesting

It was more around what happens to the current ownership.

Over heard teo blokes in Sheffield United jackets talking about the current structure may not permanent, and that conversations have apparently been taking place about bringing another party into the ownership rather than Rosen and Eltoukhy simply carrying on as they are.

There was even a suggestion that someone who has been involved with United before has been sounding people out about what is happening. Not saying it's McCabe or Prince Abdullah because I don't know who they were referring to. But the suggestion was that the people currently running the club may be looking at their options rather than fighting this.

One comment I heard was basically that "there's going to be a different name in charge before Christmas".

Could be complete bollocks obviously.

Take it with a massive pinch of salt, but thought I'd put it out there. Its definitely interesting.

Leaving all the hilarious japes aside for a moment, thanks for posting this. Any snippet of news in what appears to be an information vacuum is a good thing.

After our failure to gain promotion last year it would be no surprise if our current owners opted to cut their losses or at least reduce their stake. I'd welcome any new investment - but certainly not a Burnley-style leveraged buyout, which I think without checking are not now allowed by the EFL. Hopefully someone can confirm that.

 

[Bladesman]

Who are the two Sheffield people who may/ may not be interested in buying these plonkers out?

They want to buy us out?

 

[ThatJa]

But can you confirm that you are not the sniper?

I can confirm none of my players occured an injury......

 

[Matlock Blade]

Pointless reading this site sometimes. Boring very unfunny comments, from people who think they’re witty

I've read this post several times and still don't get the joke!

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Trying to get a confirmed on this, but Quiffy’s Dad is getting his iPhone repaired.

Who's Quiffy? Who's Quiffy's dad and what's an iPhone? I'm over 60 and don't know what you're talking about

 

[Blade56]

They had quiche but don't call me 'Lorraine.'

Ok Shirley

 

[PhucCancer]

The guy pictured in Spain? And Wit called him the saviour, got to be something happening because Wilder would have walked if there was no sign of better on the horizon

Wilder walks nowhere without his pockets bulging with dosh YET AGAIN And would no doubt be his last job at this level as it will show no stomach for a fight,and bails a first sight of a pay out don't be fooled by the badge thumping AGAIN