Sheffield United top trumps?

[I should coco]

Nylon Notworthy (most ten bob shaped head)

 

[I should coco]

Paddy Kenny (who ate all the ......)

 

[I should coco]

Petr Katchuro (most mincer from Minsk quotient)

 

[I should coco]

Len De Goey (worst ever impression of a winger, from someone dumped on us as the 'new Woody')

 

[I should coco]

Billy Whitehurst (Who the fuck are you looking at?)

 

[I should coco]

Steve Fineston (Hours spent on treatment table*)



* Close run thing with Alan Young.
John Ebrell wild card disqualified as he never completed a game

 

[I should coco]

Brian Deane (most proper first original 'Deano' factor *).



*Top Trumps Trivia - this factor is not commonly used , except by boring old farts who will shortly go to bed....

 

[raimond]

Gus Uhlenbeek (Long Range Passes Into South Stand)

And shortest long throw. Run up was further than the ball went

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

How many cards in a pack, is it 32? Who would make the Blades Top Trumps?

Edit: maybe just limit it to the last 10 years to give everybody a chance of a reasoned input (as opposed to 'I heard Currie was the greatest' etc)

Tha heard reight.

 

[1973Blade]

Looks like my wish for Sheffield United top trumps has come true!

 

[HighfieldBlade]

-HP
-no of cylinders
-kerb weight
-no of guns
-stupid Village People moustache

Best top trumps for that...John Flynn/Ted Hemsley/Barry Butlin

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Looks like my wish for Sheffield United top trumps has come true!

Hope you had a contract for 10% of the sales…

 

[DifferentClass]

relieved this thread wasn’t about escalating levels of flatulence

I assume you've never sat on the Kop when the wind's playing that way...

 

[Rocketmark66]

Steve Fineston (Hours spent on treatment table*)



* Close run thing with Alan Young.
John Ebrell wild card disqualified as he never completed a game

Surely Mousett would trump the lot of them

 

[Blad]

Looks like my wish for Sheffield United top trumps has come true!

Hackford must be rapid because when he said the pace score Egan said “Antwoine” straight away without thinking.

 

[Mario1889]

Brian Deane.

He was an outstanding striker and unfortunately played at a time when the English national team had loads of strikers to choose from

If he were playing now he’d have at least 20-30 England caps.

A real talent, my hero growing up and I class myself as immensely lucky to have seen him pull on the famous red and white stripes.

 

[Guesty]

'Young' Harry Johnson is our all time leading goalscorer. I think Alan Woodward is top post-war.

At a guess, Jimmy Dunne has the most goals in a top flight season (around 40).

Harry Johnson has the unusual (unique?) Distinction of being top scorer all time for two clubs, us and Mansfield.

It is of course not unique - Alan Shearer is all time top goalscorer for both Blackburn and Newcastle.

They might be the only two players to do it in English football though.

 

[Kenilworth]

I assume you've never sat on the Kop when the wind's playing that way...

Kinell, Since
That was 21 months ago.
When there was still a semblance of hope

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Nylon Notworthy (most ten bob shaped head)