Sheffield United Ltd Accounts

[Tyler Durden]

He has only one point. One obsessive, malicious, ill-informed, rumour-fuelled, entirely lacking in substance, common-sense offending, tiresome, turgid, monotonous, point.

It's gonna blow!!

 

[pommpey]

Shall we compare qualifications, experience and IQ, sailor? Or is your frustrated intellectual inferiority assuaged by the supposedly dismissive "son"? If so, I am content.

Oooh! a 'pissing up the wall contest'! I am impressed!

Okay. I got a GCE in Art.

Your go.

pommpey

 

[Sean Thornton]

Shall we compare qualifications, experience and IQ, sailor? Or is your frustrated intellectual inferiority assuaged by the supposedly dismissive "son"? If so, I am content.

Is "feller" better or worse?

 

[Top Cat]

Whereas you are the voice of reason whenever you stab your blunt thumbs into your keyboard in your latest orgasm of pulsing hatred and loathing. You're really quite unhinged and possibly need help, son.

pommpey

WARK WARK (always cracks me up that one)

So you honestly believe that the DESSO affected the transfer budget?

 

[pommpey]

bit rich to accuse me of "chicanery" what a delightful drama filled word btw, when my OP was about the rent. I made that clear enough for anyone to see and yes, I mentioned the Desso but not, Murphy or other historical player sales. That was you, despite the fact both were months ago. I can only guess that there's little to moan about at the moment so you have to dwell in the past and, for good measure, suggest Duffy might go.

Duffy = well, he is rather talented and valuable to our recent resurgence and current position. And you know what happens to good players who prove their worth toward any promotion campaign, don't you? Oh, that's tied into my point, ref: Murphy. Strange how he was sold at the height of his worth to us and then we'd just gone and installed a fucking Desso!

Then there's your decision that my comment meant the Prince has gone, believing, absurdly that it had happened "quietly" and the whole forum had somehow missed it, to such an extent that you were imagining lines in the accounts about some perceived value. That's not even wishful thinking, it's pure fantasy, mainly because he's still in situ and your in some arse/elbow continuum.

No ... no, no, no no. Do pay attention. Its the other 'overseas' bloke. The one who was trumpeted in bringing in 'development' and 'opportunities' yet had worrying connections with knives doing the talking. Him. Happy?

Where have I ever sought to justify the selling of players and buy pitches " for no gain" ( for someone so disparaging about facts and professional opinion you don't half use some middle management cliche bollocks). Facts eh? And then you quote the Bible. Or was it Pulp Fiction, in an attempt to appear to be what you slate me for.

No. I am simply saying, try not to appear clever by namechecking recent disagreements where you (as then as is now) fail to justify your proclamations. If you are using the Desso pitch to make some sort of point, be prepared to back that up. Which you can't. As before. and as for bollocks, you really should read some of your shit before you press 'Post Reply'. Truly.

pommpey

 

[Top Cat]

Duffy = well, he is rather talented and valuable to our recent resurgence and current position. And you know what happens to good players who prove their worth toward any promotion campaign, don't you? Oh, that's tied into my point, ref: Murphy. Strange how he was sold at the height of his worth to us and then we'd just gone and installed a fucking Desso!



No ... no, no, no no. Do pay attention. Its the other 'overseas' bloke. The one who was trumpeted in bringing in 'development' and 'opportunities' yet had worrying connections with knives doing the talking. Him. Happy?



No. I am simply saying, try not to appear clever by namechecking recent disagreements where you (as then as is now) fail to justify your proclamations. If you are using the Desso pitch to make some sort of point, be prepared to back that up. Which you can't. As before. and as for bollocks, you really should read some of your shit before you press 'Post Reply'. Truly.

pommpey

Anyone got a clue what the sailor boy is talking about? He's lost me

 

[pommpey]

WARK WARK (always cracks me up that one)

So you honestly believe that the DESSO affected the transfer budget?

Is it 'simple time' in here?

I am saying

"Why buy a replacement pitch for £1.2m and make vague proclamations about it's worth and then flog our best player within two or three games of the season starting?"

Supplementary question: "Where is the proof the pitch was needed?"

But I mean ... you have answered all of this, haven't you? Maintenance costs and Baseball Ground. Job done.

pommpey

 

[Pinchy]

bit rich to accuse me of "chicanery" what a delightful drama filled word btw, when my OP was about the rent. I made that clear enough for anyone to see and yes, I mentioned the Desso but not, Murphy or other historical player sales. That was you, despite the fact both were months ago. I can only guess that there's little to moan about at the moment so you have to dwell in the past and, for good measure, suggest Duffy might go.

Then there's your decision that my comment meant the Prince has gone, believing, absurdly that it had happened "quietly" and the whole forum had somehow missed it, to such an extent that you were imagining lines in the accounts about some perceived value. That's not even wishful thinking, it's pure fantasy, mainly because he's still in situ and your in some arse/elbow continuum.

As I said, you're out of the loop, have been for some time which is why you are probably fixated on the recent past.

Where have I ever sought to justify the selling of players and buy pitches " for no gain" ( for someone so disparaging about facts and professional opinion you don't half use some middle management cliche bollocks). Facts eh? And then you quote the Bible. Or was it Pulp Fiction, in an attempt to appear to be what you slate me for.



Yes. Silly.

Yes, but silliness born of many years practice. Dogged, single-minded, indomitable silliness.

A bit like Screaming Lord Sutch.

You'd have to admire it if it wasn't so....silly.

 

[pommpey]

Anyone got a clue what the sailor boy is talking about? He's lost me

Well, that was fucking easy, wasn't it?

pommpey

ps. Its closing time at the Dog and Duck, readers. Its the only time this bloke posts on here, when the fug of alcohols makes anything he types look less like gibberish

Coming soon - Bigger Blade shit and 'how many games have you been to?'

 

[Pinchy]

Oooh! a 'pissing up the wall contest'! I am impressed!

Okay. I got a GCE in Art.

Your go.

pommpey

One that you started I'm afraid, sailor. You're out of your depth.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Anyone got a clue what the sailor boy is talking about? He's lost me

Too pissed to read again?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Duffy = well, he is rather talented and valuable to our recent resurgence and current position. And you know what happens to good players who prove their worth toward any promotion campaign, don't you? Oh, that's tied into my point, ref: Murphy. Strange how he was sold at the height of his worth to us and then we'd just gone and installed a fucking Desso!



No ... no, no, no no. Do pay attention. Its the other 'overseas' bloke. The one who was trumpeted in bringing in 'development' and 'opportunities' yet had worrying connections with knives doing the talking. Him. Happy?



No. I am simply saying, try not to appear clever by namechecking recent disagreements where you (as then as is now) fail to justify your proclamations. If you are using the Desso pitch to make some sort of point, be prepared to back that up. Which you can't. As before. and as for bollocks, you really should read some of your shit before you press 'Post Reply'. Truly.

pommpey

I know you believe your own fact free hype but really. ive asked where Ive commented on Murphy v Desso in particular but all you've done is get more dramatic and less truthful.
The Desso pitch comment was obviously about your fixation with something you'll find was effectively paid for by someone else, certainly not you, by them bankrolling the losses. But again , bit of a dead horse, but the thread was about the rent. Which you don't seem able to accept for some reason.

If you're right about Duffy though. Grrrrr.

 

[pommpey]

One that you started I'm afraid, sailor. You're out of your depth.

Of course I am, angry man.

Is a 'what qualifications we have' competition what you want to finally make the voices go away, Pinchy? I mean, I still get intimidated by people with degrees. They scare me, real bad. So clever. Many of our officers have them and fuck me, they are clever so-and-sos. Like you, in fact. So qualified. So clever.

See where this is going love?

Anyway, Desso, and sale of players.

pommpey

 

[Ted Hemsleys chads]

Marvelous word 'chicanery', first time I heard it WC Fields used it and I fucking loved him. Found a framed picture of him and Mae West in an antique shop over here and snapped it up for a bargain $10. Got quite a bit of WC related stuff now, even found an LP of him and Charlie McCarthy for 99 cents.

Anyway, I digress, get back to your bust up boys, this is great entertainment

 

[Top Cat]

Well, that was fucking easy, wasn't it?

pommpey

ps. Its closing time at the Dog and Duck, readers. Its the only time this bloke posts on here, when the fug of alcohols makes anything he types look less like gibberish

Coming soon - Bigger Blade shit and 'how many games have you been to?'

Not sure how to explain this in terms that pommmmmmmpey will understand. Tried once, I'll try again

Copthorne...commercial decision. DESSO, commercial decision. Please come back to me with any questions.

 

[Pinchy]

Of course I am, angry man.

Is a 'what qualifications we have' competition what you want to finally make the voices go away, Pinchy? I mean, I still get intimidated by people with degrees. They scare me, real bad. So clever. Many of our officers have them and fuck me, they are clever so-and-sos. Like you, in fact. So qualified. So clever.

See where this is going love?

Anyway, Desso, and sale of players.

pommpey

And this deranged fucker thinks I need help.....

 

[pommpey]

I know you believe your own fact free hype but really. ive asked where Ive commented on Murphy v Desso in particular but all you've done is get more dramatic and less truthful.
The Desso pitch comment was obviously about your fixation with something you'll find was effectively paid for by someone else, certainly not you, by them bankrolling the losses. But again , bit of a dead horse, but the thread was about the rent. Which you don't seem able to accept for some reason.

If you're right about Duffy though. Grrrrr.

Oohhh! New facts. Straight from the horses mouth! Being as it was you who brought up the Desso (and are now limping home with two engines on fire) tell us all who this person was who bankrolled the losses and what the club owes this mysterious benefactor who just (according to you) shat £1.2m into the club's accounts when many of us may have said at the time 'our central defence is a bag of shit since you cunts sold Maguire'.

So ... in short. Who was this bankrolling benefactor, please?

pommpey

 

[Sean Thornton]

Anyone got a clue what the sailor boy is talking about? He's lost me

Murphy squared divided by McCabes losses multiplied by Desso plus Hotel costs less (FA cup receipts x Baki)

 

[pommpey]

Not sure how to explain this in terms that pommmmmmmpey will understand. Tried once, I'll try again

Copthorne...commercial decision. DESSO, commercial decision. Please come back to me with any questions.

Feller, and because I can't draw stuff like cartoons for dullards like you ... I haven't mentioned the Copthorne.

So, selling Murphy was a 'commercial decision' was it?

pommpey

 

[Tyler Durden]

Of course I am, angry man.

Is a 'what qualifications we have' competition what you want to finally make the voices go away, Pinchy? I mean, I still get intimidated by people with degrees. They scare me, real bad. So clever. Many of our officers have them and fuck me, they are clever so-and-sos. Like you, in fact. So qualified. So clever.

See where this is going love?

Anyway, Desso, and sale of players.

pommpey

For 'qualifications' see Advanced Cake Decorating.......City And Guilds

For 'experience' see *Writing angry letters to the editor of the local rag on a weekly basis, signed 'Disgruntled of Derbyshire'

*The same letter

Repeatedly....

 

[Pinchy]

Not sure how to explain this in terms that pommmmmmmpey will understand. Tried once, I'll try again

Copthorne...commercial decision. DESSO, commercial decision. Please come back to me with any questions.

Football club in "wanting excellent surface for good players to perform upon, win games and entertain us" mystery...

 

[pommpey]

And this deranged fucker thinks I need help.....

C'mon Pinchy. Show me your degree, please. I promise I won't laugh of be derogatory. There's plenty of degree trained people, highly qualified to a tee, currently shoveling fries at KFC or wiping the arses of old people in homes.

Engineers like me though - they're in short demand.

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

Football club in "wanting excellent surface for good players to perform upon, win games and entertain us" mystery...

Yet last season -

We did win games and entertain without the Desso, you know. I mean, you're a massive Blade and must remember ...

pommpey

 

[Pinchy]

Feller, and because I can't draw stuff like cartoons for dullards like you ... I haven't mentioned the Copthorne.

So, selling Murphy was a 'commercial decision' was it?

pommpey

Murphy, just like Maguire before him, made it very clear that he wanted and intended to go. Perhaps you should blame the players rather than the club you claim to support but prefer to vilify?

 

[pommpey]

Murphy, just like Maguire before him, made it very clear that he wanted and intended to go. Perhaps you should blame the players rather than the club you claim to support but prefer to vilify?

Okay. And their remaining contract? Did Murphy not sign a three year contract just the season before?

Your memory and logic is failing for an esteemed graduate.

pommpey

 

[Sean Thornton]

Oohhh! New facts. Straight from the horses mouth! Being as it was you who brought up the Desso (and are now limping home with two engines on fire) tell us all who this person was who bankrolled the losses and what the club owes this mysterious benefactor who just (according to you) shat £1.2m into the club's accounts when many of us may have said at the time 'our central defence is a bag of shit since you cunts sold Maguire'.

So ... in short. Who was this bankrolling benefactor, please?

pommpey

Rent. Rent. Has it sunk in yet?

Look in the accounts big boy. You know how they work. You should, you've been saying they're wrong for years. You tell me. In fact tell everyone.

Start with trading losses. There's a good chap. Instead of telling me what you think I mean, tell us what you mean. Your understanding etc. because it strikes me you have very little outside a hatred for McCabe so it's a bit rich to question something that you have no actual clue about. Failing that, just keep on suggesting Ive said things I havent. You're clearly disheartened by facts as it is though.

You're getting close to easing out of silly now, approaching deranged.

 

[Top Cat]

I'll ask you again. Does all the money come out of the same pot?

 

[pommpey]

Rent. Rent. Has it sunk in yet?

Look in the accounts big boy. You know how they work. You should, you've been saying they're wrong for years. You tell me. In fact tell everyone.

Start with trading losses. There's a good chap. Instead of telling me what you think I mean, tell us what you mean. Your understanding etc. because it strikes me you have very little outside a hatred for McCabe so it's a bit rich to question something that you have no actual clue about. Failing that, just keep on suggesting Ive said things I havent. You're clearly disheartened by facts as it is though.

You're getting close to easing out of silly now, approaching deranged.

No. You brought the Desso up. Now justify it.

pommpey

 

[Sean Thornton]

Okay. And their remaining contract? Did Murphy not sign a three year contract just the season before?

Your memory and logic is failing for an esteemed graduate.

pommpey

Oddly enough being under contract for that length of time got United a better price. Just a thought.
Maybe that was McCabes plan all along, get him on a decent deal and cash in. I don't know. And you certainly don't.

Joined up thinking can be a Godsend at times, much better than made up mumbo fucking jumbo.

Night.

 

[pommpey]

I'll ask you again. Does all the money come out of the same pot?

Fuck me. The internet is full of drunkards like this.

Are you addressing me, the dead-clever angry bloke, or Mr Wheels Up Emergency Landing in ten minutes?

pommpey