Sheffield United Fan TV

[FMBlade1]

Reckon this could work for us? My dream panel would be:

Ricky our resident football and scouting expert

Roygbiv view from feature of course

Deadbat post match reports

In all seriousness I think its somewhat of a good thing we don't have high profile fans/celebs like Piers Morgan, Adrian Durham, Michael Vaughan etc to represent widely in the media as their views makes their respective clubs supporters seem like absolute ***** (although in the last case its merited ).

Everytime I listen to 5live or talksport (I know I know...) the callers always make me cringe, for the most part on FH we're alright but if we made it back to the PL I dread to think of Brian the Blade representing all of us on there

That said it would be a small price to pay UTB

 

[Booker4]

Reckon this could work for us? My dream panel would be:

Ricky our resident football and scouting expert

Roygbiv view from feature of course

Deadbat post match reports

In all seriousness I think its somewhat of a good thing we don't have high profile fans/celebs like Piers Morgan, Adrian Durham, Michael Vaughan etc to represent widely in the media as their views makes their respective clubs supporters seem like absolute ***** (although in the last case its merited ).

Everytime I listen to 5live or talksport (I know I know...) the callers always make me cringe, for the most part on FH we're alright but if we made it back to the PL I dread to think of Brian the Blade representing all of us on there

That said it would be a small price to pay UTB

As a bloke Vaughan's the one I like the most. Met him once by fluke and he is a really nice guy. Just a shame he supports them lot! As for Talksport vertually every fan that comes on is introduced like this "and now we have Dave on the line, he's a Manchester United fan from Swindon"! If I was one of the pundits on there I'd say, sorry Dave just wondering why you have chosen to ignore your local team to be a glory fan?!

All of the three posters you mention are spot on, but as you say we'd probably end up with Bruno - Brian the Blade! Bless him!

 

[Foxy]

No.

 

[Boxer Blade]

SBT todo the live interviews assisted ably by Tyler

 

[Whiston Blade]

 

[snootyfenooty]

SBT todo the live interviews assisted ably by Tyler

Fuck knows what Mary Whitehouse would have made of them!

 

[Lightsoot]

I'd back this but would create a slot for Pinchy to fulfill the elitist / Colin role that Chris Sutton does for BT.

 

[snootyfenooty]

And don't forget Woodwardfan so he can flounce off the stage when he gets an awkward question.

 

[bornablade]

Ask Silent.

A feature where any Blade can have any questions answered by our very own memory man.

 

[kop_blade9]

I'd back this but would create a slot for Pinchy to fulfill the elitist / Colin role that Chris Sutton does for BT.

That would be a good reason for me to turn it off

 

[DifferentClass]

Oreyt fam, think Wilder's doing a peng job in signings blud. Wenger out!!!

 

[Bladesman]

I'd back this but would create a slot for Pinchy to fulfill the elitist / Colin role that Chris Sutton does for BT.

Wearing a t-shirt that says "love tuftyball hate hoofball"

 

[SB_90]

i cant think of anything worse. you know what they say, how you do find the idiots bring a tv camera

 

[I should coco]

i cant think of anything worse. you know what they say, how you do find the idiots bring a tv camera

With a bit of work and a capital letter, I think you have the makings of a sentence there.

Stick at it and don't worry if you get wax crayon everywhere.

 

[BushBlade]

With a bit of work and a capital letter, I think you have the makings of a sentence there.

Stick at it and don't worry if you get wax crayon everywhere.

Although a grammatically poor salient point is better reading than correctly punctuated shit.

 

[SB_90]

With a bit of work and a capital letter, I think you have the makings of a sentence there.

Stick at it and don't worry if you get wax crayon everywhere.

ive had this now for the 4th time. you know the last time i explained myself as to why.
now i just cant be arsed. as i dont come here for grammar police

so how you just fuck off

 

[Grecian2000]

[QUOTE="sheff_blade90, post: 1346906, member: 15783as i dont come here for grammar police

so how you just fuck off[/QUOTE]

top nothc have a kile

 

[Tyler Durden]

so how you just fuck off

Oh it's easy, you just move away from your interlocutor in any direction of your choosing.

I've fucked off lots of times, and sometimes I even fuck back on again.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Ask Silent.

A feature where any Blade can have any questions answered by our very own memory man.

As long as you can sign

 

[SB_90]

oh no, i have a bad feeling about this

 

[LoughboroBlade]

oh no, i have a bad feeling about this

There’s mercifully only a handful of followers at the minute. Can we kill it before anyone realises it exists? We need to get some Russian hackers targeting this immediately.

 

[FMBlade1]

Oh God what have I done ....

TBF it's not horrific and quite harmless for now, thank goodness it wasn't around when we were in League One.

For it to lift off (in terms of views not quality) it needs to basically copy other versions by getting the same fans to appear each week, and they need to have personality and know their stuff like the posters I mentioned in OP (based on their postings)

More regulars on here who would be good IMHO

Kozzy_is_my_Dad Davalon Hamburg Blade 1danewhitehouse WalthamstowBlade Pinchy

 

[Deadbat]

Reckon this could work for us? My dream panel would be:

Ricky our resident football and scouting expert

Roygbiv view from feature of course

Deadbat post match reports

In all seriousness I think its somewhat of a good thing we don't have high profile fans/celebs like Piers Morgan, Adrian Durham, Michael Vaughan etc to represent widely in the media as their views makes their respective clubs supporters seem like absolute ***** (although in the last case its merited ).

Everytime I listen to 5live or talksport (I know I know...) the callers always make me cringe, for the most part on FH we're alright but if we made it back to the PL I dread to think of Brian the Blade representing all of us on there

That said it would be a small price to pay UTB

Having me in written format is bad enough...but listening to me and seeing my face...sounds a horrific idea

 

[diode_blade]

Well Crab industries could provide the "AHEM" studio audience security and make sure that the shows hosts don't step out of line....just a thought...

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Ask Silent.

A feature where any Blade can have any questions answered by our very own memory man.

Makes Leslie Welch look like a bloke with Alzheimer's.

( For those of a certain age )

 

[Bill Johnson]

SBT todo the live interviews assisted ably by Tyler

Thanks mate. Appreciated.

 

[Bladesway]

Oh God what have I done ....

TBF it's not horrific and quite harmless for now, thank goodness it wasn't around when we were in League One.

For it to lift off (in terms of views not quality) it needs to basically copy other versions by getting the same fans to appear each week, and they need to have personality and know their stuff like the posters I mentioned in OP (based on their postings)

More regulars on here who would be good IMHO

Kozzy_is_my_Dad Davalon Hamburg Blade 1danewhitehouse WalthamstowBlade Pinchy

Question. Why the fuck do we need yet another medium for knob heads to show themselves up?

 

[Boxer Blade]

Thanks mate. Appreciated.

Nice to hear from you again pal

 

[Rodley]

Thought that was alright. The presenter needs to start calling United “We” rather than “They”.

GLTTL I say.

 

[Sheff de party]

Bergen Blade must be sat there thinking “all that fucking analysis I do and it’s taken nearly three pages for me to get a mention.”