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spadge

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Go out with a lass iv liked for year for the day or go to the match to watch that shit?
 

Go for the girl. Anythings got to be better than watching United at the minute.

Nah... I'm sure we can think of worse things.

We are shit, but let's have some perspective!
 
depends what she's like....................


if she's tidy apologise and say you have to go to the match but will take her out later.

if she's fat take her to the match with you and buy her a burger, chips and diet coke.
 
if she is fat stick her in net and then we can try and actually get a draw
 
I'd rather go out with a lass i've fucking hated for 10 years than go the lane on Saturday. I have really had enough of spending hard earned cash on shite that doesn't even know it is shite. When we were shite and knew we were shite then I didn't mind watching the shite. It was fun. Now it is just shite. Shite.
 
Go out with a lass iv liked for year for the day or go to the match to watch that shit?

Bring her to Wentworth garden centre. You can meet me an r lass and we'll have a cup o char and some pie and pees!? ;)
 
go to the match and tell her she can come if she likes.

Never look to start a relationship off making her think she's more important to you than the blades it sets the wrong precedent and she'll expect it every week, even though it might seem more beneficial at the moment just you wait til the games matter again. :-)
 
If you've waited a year you can hang on another day.

UTB!

(as in 'Up The Blades' - not meant as advice for spadge's big night)

:)
 

If there's the remotest chance of a shag (even if she keeps her tights on)then go for the lass.

If not go for the match and get royally fucked yourself for £20.

PS. I've got a ST that I'll swap for her number if you decide you prefer BDTBL.
 
I can't believe dating a bird is being chosen over the match.

Are things really that bad?

Plus, just think Spadge, you're on the vinegar stroke and the TV switches itself on for final score QPR 3... Blades ....0

Thats enough to put you off your stride and will no doubt put her off you.

Stop being selfish, Give her a body swerve this weekend and get down the lane and suffer with the rest of the poor sods that are able to attend
 
Do the woman but stay out of the penalty area.
But if you do get in shoot straight.
 

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