CONFIRMED Sander Berge

[Roygbiv]

I’d believe Mad Keith who lives in the bus shelter at the end of my road and tries to eat old scratch cards before I’d believe The fucking Sun

Mad Keith ITK?

 

[KoppedOff]

If I personally cooked and ate sweetcorn for tea, then walked 2 miles to a recycling centre to recycle the sweetcorn tin and then the next day, The Sun ran a front page exclusive stating that I’d ate sweetcorn for tea, I’d still put on rubber gloves and sieve through my own shit before I believed The Sun that I ate sweetcorn for tea the day before.

 

[HVR]

I think players are mapping their careers out more carefully nowadays, to maximise their (and the Agent’s) potential. At 21 why go and sign for a ’big 6’ and sit on their bench?
Start off in a small European League, get a move to a mid-EPL team (a £22 million transfer is not a bad stamp on your CV), then, if all goes to plan, be the absolute stand-out player - getting plaudits and praise on MOtD and sky sports. Then after a few years, at only 25 make a £60-£80 million move to one of the top 6 teams.
At £80 million, the fans will expect you to be a starter every game.
So he maybe the best player in the League, a wonder kid, as good as Ronaldo, but for now, he sees SUFC as the best move.

 

[Tongeincheek]

Mad Keith ITK?

Its hard to say for sure.

some of the stuff he was shouting at the lollipop lady this morning sounded a bit like “Expect Richairo Zivkovic”... but he might have just been having a coughing fit.

 

[Scarebus]

I think players are mapping their careers out more carefully nowadays, to maximise their (and the Agent’s) potential. At 21 why go and sign for a ’big 6’ and sit on their bench?
Start off in a small European League, get a move to a mid-EPL team (a £22 million transfer is not a bad stamp on your CV), then, if all goes to plan, be the absolute stand-out player - getting plaudits and praise on MOtD and sky sports. Then after a few years, at only 25 make a £60-£80 million move to one of the top 6 teams.
At £80 million, the fans will expect you to be a starter every game.
So he maybe the best player in the League, a wonder kid, as good as Ronaldo, but for now, he sees SUFC as the best move.

See: Richarlison.

Fluminense >11m> Watford > 35m> Everton >80m offer from Barcelona. In 3 years.

 

[northsomersetblade]

See: Richarlison.

Fluminense >11m> Watford > 35m> Everton >80m offer from Barcelona. In 3 years.

And he's still shit

 

[bonnet de douche]

Google actually. Thought I'd do the honour for you seeing as your too ignorant to actually research our potential signings before talking them down. Dafty.

Apologies ..I will have to get myself google .....

As they they say

“ What made Columbia famous “.......

 

[metalblade]

Can't keep pace with this thread every time I come back to it there are ten more pages grrrrrrrr

 

[Tazzy]

Nice clip on you tube everyone needs a sander berge

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Nice clip on you tube everyone needs a sander berge

Nothing on that video that wasn’t done on a regular basis by Kevin Horlock for Northern Ireland.

 

[knowsnowt]

Those of you not getting excited at this have probably never had sex outside of the bedroom. In anything other than the missionary position.

"Oh go on fred, let me sit on your face ".
"We have perfectly good chairs for that sort of thing Margaret".

 

[Bladesman]

I think players are mapping their careers out more carefully nowadays, to maximise their (and the Agent’s) potential. At 21 why go and sign for a ’big 6’ and sit on their bench?
Start off in a small European League, get a move to a mid-EPL team (a £22 million transfer is not a bad stamp on your CV), then, if all goes to plan, be the absolute stand-out player - getting plaudits and praise on MOtD and sky sports. Then after a few years, at only 25 make a £60-£80 million move to one of the top 6 teams.
At £80 million, the fans will expect you to be a starter every game.
So he maybe the best player in the League, a wonder kid, as good as Ronaldo, but for now, he sees SUFC as the best move.

Maybe he just wants a decent chip butty.

 

[BladeTillIDie]

True....if Leicester can progress so much....then agree we could do the same....unlikely but anything seems possible under Wilder.

Don't Leicester and Wolves get similar crowds to us? Don't really see them as bigger clubs than us.

 

[Grappler]

I am sure, when the Prince became sole owner of the club, he talked about the JTW and said something along the lines of us only bringing in 2 or 3 players, but they would be significant, or something like that, sort of gave the impression he was ready to start shelling out serious (for us) money. I'll see if I can find the interview.

 

[knowsnowt]

Maybe he just wants a decent chip butty.

Heard he likes a good surstrőmming with chips and peas. Fish cake should sort it.

 

[Bladesman]

Heard he likes a good surstrőmming with chips and peas. Fish cake should sort it.

Exactly, it is not all about the money you know.

 

[Champagneblade]

Berge
Berge Berge
Berge Berge
Berge
Who needs Morsy?

Surely this:


Berge, Berge,Berge, Berge,Berge, Berge,Berge, Berge, Fleck and Norwood.

Repeat for 90!

 

[Grappler]

Heard he likes a good surstrőmming with chips and peas. Fish cake should sort it.

 

[Blade56]

Is it today dad?


First

 

[Toronto Blade]

Haha! What a pair of ham javelins. It’s so funny how far behind us they are. The fact they’re hanging their hopes on Connor Wickham says it all.

Is he better than Bannan?

Wickham has better hair than Bannan's little comb over.

 

[knowsnowt]

Surely this:

OMFG THIS IS GENIUS!!
Not only would we have the fittest squad. We'd have the fittest crowd! It could even rival the bounce!!!!!!!!!!! ❤❤❤

 

[TomTheBlade1889]

A poster on Genk's forum:
"Transfer complete"
"Sheffield it is ... more news tomorrow"

 

[Pedro's Winger]

So we are going to ignore any of the qualities of one of the most promising young teams by the failures of previous generations. Sound as a pound.

You mean Genk is one of the most promising young teams that shouldn't be judged by previous Genk teams being shit?

 

[Jinxy1966]

Not sure I‘ve heard of an epic tranny window. Is that why everyone calls CW progressive?

Glad that someone has cleared that up for me.

Well done Blades for being the first EPL club to publicly embrace LBGT rights and sign Sandra Berge.

Sorry I’ll show myself out the door.

Is a tranny window one of them with the blue light in Amsterdam ??

 

[ryza]

 

[S40BLADE]

You mean Genk is one of the most promising young teams that shouldn't be judged by previous Genk teams being shit?

Im on about Norway as previous replies obviously suggest...

 

[DerbyStar]

Hello Tyler

Oh no no.

 

[Stretch]

Haha! What a pair of ham javelins. It’s so funny how far behind us they are. The fact they’re hanging their hopes on Connor Wickham says it all.

They have become even more pitiful than usual this season. I suspect they have a long hard road ahead of them.

Shame

 

[hull-Blade]

Is today the day ? Looking like it’s happening .

 

[Scarebus]

Are Limmy, hoppo and henryw all officially itk now or still just the biggest bladey banter lads on twitter