CONFIRMED Sander Berge

[Mouth of the South]

Well at least that bit of excitement added a few more pages - the quickest ever 100 pager is still on!

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

Stooge reporting in order to force value increase on the behalf of Berge's management team. Clever.

 

[Blade56]

Gone to Manure

Fk him...

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Oh dear, if he signs you will be soooooooo embarrassed. Humble pie by the tonne

 

[LoughboroBlade]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Shows how ITK these accounts are. Tweeting it as gospel based on a tweet from Sam Luckhurst!

In fairness, he is the chief football writer at the Manchester Evening News. Ordinarily, that would be a fairly solid source. And certainly better than the average clickbait shite.

This however is not a good moment for Sam...

 

[Gin&Juice]

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

It's apparently a 15 year old reserve goalkeeper

 

[bonnet de douche]

Refuse to change my picture until i see a confirmation from a club (hopefully ours)

Jack Robinson a real looker ..and we signed him ...change your picture to him..

 

[Danetheblade]

spoken to a work colleague - man united not interested - soon to be announcing fernando (photoshoot later apparently)

Also - Look at the seat belt lads.. it's the wrong way round lol.

 

[TomTheBlade1889]

This is unbelievable. Someone sees a guy arriving at Man U's training ground who looks like Berge and reports that he's arrived there for a medical. Then every journo on twatter jumps on it. Then it turns out it was just there reserve keeper ffs

 

[Blade56]

Just imagine Berge hearing at the last minute the news ManU want him then realising it was a mistake, good news is Blades still want you!

 

[bonnet de douche]

Oh dear, if he signs you will be soooooooo embarrassed. Humble pie by the tonne

If we sign him i will run round the Lane ..bollock naked ...

 

[Blade56]

If we sign him i will run round the Lane ..bollock naked ...

Outside?

 

[bonnet de douche]

Outside?

Whichever ....

 

[Enigmatic]

confirmed not him. The erection has returned

It never left.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Why is Mike Ashley driving him?

 

[Gin&Juice]

 

[ben1987]

Fuck me - my arse is going 50p 20p here

 

[IOM Blade]

It wouldn't surprise me tbh. Man Utd's recruitment policy could well be to watch SSN and then throw money at players that well run clubs are interested in. 'Oh, Sheff Utd seem to know what they are doing and they want him. Let's quadruple their offer!'

 

[Danetheblade]

How the board should be with Genk. Not good for the ticker these scares.

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

'Driver - I said Sheffield pal'

 

[Booker4]

Some players are literally too good to waste in defence. Berge is one of them.

I know what you mean but I'm just saying that Berge may be able to play in the Bash role too, but I'm sure you're right though, he'll no doubt be coming to play midfield as he does currently.

 

[JohnDenver]

Why is Mike Ashley driving him?

I thought shite, he’s gone to Newcastle!

 

[SteveBlade]

But if he's nowhere near Manchester that also means that he's nowhere near Sheffield either as Manchester and Sheffield are near.

Is it even worth taking my dog for a walk around the Lane tonight FFS?!

 

[SKZ]

Why is Mike Ashley driving him?

Look at the picture - it's a terrible photoshop!

 

[Bergen Blade]

 

[KiwiBlade]

Is it even worth taking my dog for a walk around the Lane tonight FFS?!

Yes, you might as well complete the circle and get some blurry pics of CR’s leaving drinks.

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

They do look remarkably similar tbf

 

[TJB.]

No. 3 trending topic in the country now. Christ.

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

Shit myself when I saw that picture. Mainly because I thought it was the ghost of Michael Jackson.

 

[LoughboroBlade]