Me to wife: He said they're with.
Wife: You what luv?
Me: He said they're with.
Wife: Who said?
Me: Him. That bloke on't football forum.
Wife: What you on about?
Me: Them photos you were asking about - he said they're with.
Wife: With what?
Me: With clothes
Wife: Well that's no bloody good is it?
Me: Do you want one?
Wife: You what luv?
Me: I said do you want one?
Wife: Want one what luv?
Me: Do you want a photo of that Sandy Berger bloke - with his kit on?
Wife: Haven't they got any with his kit off?
Me: NO!
Wife: How do you know?
Me: Because I asked him
Wife: Asked who?
Me: That bloke on 't football forum
Wife: What bloke on' t football forum?
Me: That bloke wi't photo's of Sandy Berger
Wife: And what did he seh?
Me: I've told you
Wife: You what luv?
See what you've started now mate!