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I have had:

You have been in League One for years (more than 13 according to bloke at work).
What was the point of having an open top bus when winning League One and only finishing 2nd in Championship in 2006.
Wilder didn’t need to mention Hillsboro’ in the interview yesterday as we didn’t beat them.
He didn’t need to mention Bamford and his dying swan routine.
 



To be honest the Wednesday fans who I work with, and usually talk about football, said absolutely nothing at all so no banter for me either. It's as though no one has told them! Exchanged some congratulations and commiserations with some Rotherham United fans though!
 
Billyblade said:
My piggy mate :-
In chronological order
1) You'll struggle in the Championship and will be relegated by Christmas
2) (After bouncing day) - Ohhh fucking hell, you've won the league in September
3) This season - you'll bottle it as usual
4) We'll beat you in the Play-off final. It will be worse than 1993
5) Latest one - Sheffield is 3/4 blue and white.
He really is a deluded c*&t of the highest order :D
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Fucking stab him !!! put him out of his misery
 
Most of the piglets are reasonable like us id say but I’m sure there’s more idiots on social media
 
Well, I just had my first taste of Wendy saltiness, or rather numptiness.
One of mum's carers I haven't seen for a while arrived.....

Me: Are you going to congratulate us then?
Her: What for? You'll go straight back down.
Me: Based on what?
Her: Because you will.
Me: That's not a reason.
Her: You will though.
Me: But what's the reason for your opinion that we'll go down?
Her: You just will.
Me: OK, then Wednesday will go down as well won't they?
Her: (Indignantly) No, why?
Me: Because I think they will. Following your logic, you'll go down because I think so.
Her: (Becoming rather flushed) We wain't go down, we'll buy some new players.
Me: So will we.
Her: You'll still go down

:confused:
 
Kaiser Blade said:
A "wednesday mate" at work said well done and then informed me that this would be only our fifth season in the premier league and they have had seven apparently. I guess this nugget must have taken him all weekend to come up with, bitter or what!! Don't know if it's true though?
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Actually it will be our 4th season in the PL and they had 8 seasons. If I were you I wouldnt bother letting your mate know.

It will be our 61st season in the top tier.
 
GreasyChipBeattie said:
Well, I just had my first taste of Wendy saltiness, or rather numptiness.
One of mum's carers I haven't seen for a while arrived.....

Me: Are you going to congratulate us then?
Her: What for? You'll go straight back down.
Me: Based on what?
Her: Because you will.
Me: That's not a reason.
Her: You will though.
Me: But what's the reason for your opinion that we'll go down?
Her: You just will.
Me: OK, then Wednesday will go down as well won't they?
Her: (Indignantly) No, why?
Me: Because I think they will. Following your logic, you'll go down because I think so.
Her: (Becoming rather flushed) We wain't go down, we'll buy some new players.
Me: So will we.
Her: You'll still go down

:confused:
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"And how would you describe your relationship with your Mum's carer Mr GreasyChipBeattie:
A) Great, couldn't be better,
B) Ok, she does her job, or
C) A tad awkward currently, partly due to some light-hearted football banter that went quickly downhill?
Just to re-cap, that was A, great, B, OK, or C, currently a tad awkward?"
 
dogboys said:
"And how would you describe your relationship with your Mum's carer Mr GreasyChipBeattie:
A) Great, couldn't be better,
B) Ok, she does her job, or
C) A tad awkward currently, partly due to some light-hearted football banter that went quickly downhill?
Just to re-cap, that was A, great, B, OK, or C, currently a tad awkward?"
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B+ or possible C- mate ;)
 
I've distanced myself from Wednesday fans over the years, not by choice to be fair but mainly because I changed sports clubs and they were all Wednesday fans at one of them. I occasionally go on Owlstalk when I fancy laughing at Wednesday fans and the majority of them were just saying how bitter and obsessed we are with Wednesday because we had the WE HATE WEDNESDAY banner out and Wilder and the team were acknowledging it. Also, Wilder sung Mind the Gap and that makes him lack class.

Whereas Wednesday only celebrate their success and don't care what we do presumably. They must have short memories because I recall the huge THIS CITY IS OURS, THANK YOU MILAN banner they had out at their civic do and Dave Jones saying "this city is ours".

It must hurt them that much that can't just can't stand the fact that it's not 1995 anymore!
 



Shirty Blade said:
To be honest the Wednesday fans who I work with, and usually talk about football, said absolutely nothing at all so no banter for me either. It's as though no one has told them! Exchanged some congratulations and commiserations with some Rotherham United fans though!
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This is it! I've noticed with so many that they just aren't commenting, it's like they're trying to convince themselves that it just hasn't happened! Like it'll all go away? You just KNOW if we had fluffed up that they wouldn't let us hear the end of it.

GreasyChipBeattie said:
Well, I just had my first taste of Wendy saltiness, or rather numptiness.
One of mum's carers I haven't seen for a while arrived.....

Me: Are you going to congratulate us then?
Her: What for? You'll go straight back down.
Me: Based on what?
Her: Because you will.
Me: That's not a reason.
Her: You will though.
Me: But what's the reason for your opinion that we'll go down?
Her: You just will.
Me: OK, then Wednesday will go down as well won't they?
Her: (Indignantly) No, why?
Me: Because I think they will. Following your logic, you'll go down because I think so.
Her: (Becoming rather flushed) We wain't go down, we'll buy some new players.
Me: So will we.
Her: You'll still go down

:confused:
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...and ditto with this! They've gone incredibly bitter. And I do recognise that we are everywhere - all over local media, social media and now appearing on national telly with football focus. It will be killing some of them, that it's us and not them. It'll be killing them even more that due to our playing style, humble budget and fantastic manager that many, many neutrals really like us. There's a lot to like about us. We're very much the anti-Wednesday: no sense of entitlement, no arrogance.

She'll be saying all of that, clinging to the hope that we do go back down.

Broomhall Blade said:
Yes but they are now the 2nd oldest league club.
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Yes, 'cos age, attendances and size of the ground all matter don't they! :D

Booker4 said:
I've distanced myself from Wednesday fans over the years, not by choice to be fair but mainly because I changed sports clubs and they were all Wednesday fans at one of them. I occasionally go on Owlstalk when I fancy laughing at Wednesday fans and the majority of them were just saying how bitter and obsessed we are with Wednesday because we had the WE HATE WEDNESDAY banner out and Wilder and the team were acknowledging it. Also, Wilder sung Mind the Gap and that makes him lack class.

Whereas Wednesday only celebrate their success and don't care what we do presumably. They must have short memories because I recall the huge THIS CITY IS OURS, THANK YOU MILAN banner they had out at their civic do and Dave Jones saying "this city is ours".

It must hurt them that much that can't just can't stand the fact that it's not 1995 anymore!
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Again, they just really, really hate that it's us in the limelight now, and that we're really likeable and good to watch, not them. Remember their arrogance and trying to forge a love-in with Rangers? They had to really try for that. We have natural affection for many neutrals just by virtue of the way we conduct ourselves and how we play our football.
 
Visitor to the office Friday, pig shouts upto me, he's a Tottenham fan expecting me to mention or comment on the European cup result no doubt.

Response was " being in Arsenal's shadow all the time is the same as being a Wednesdayite".

Piggy left with face like a slapped arse.
 
GreasyChipBeattie said:
Well, I just had my first taste of Wendy saltiness, or rather numptiness.
One of mum's carers I haven't seen for a while arrived.....

Me: Are you going to congratulate us then?
Her: What for? You'll go straight back down.
Me: Based on what?
Her: Because you will.
Me: That's not a reason.
Her: You will though.
Me: But what's the reason for your opinion that we'll go down?
Her: You just will.
Me: OK, then Wednesday will go down as well won't they?
Her: (Indignantly) No, why?
Me: Because I think they will. Following your logic, you'll go down because I think so.
Her: (Becoming rather flushed) We wain't go down, we'll buy some new players.
Me: So will we.
Her: You'll still go down

:confused:
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Same carer last night:

Me: So what do you think now:
Her: Worrabaht?
Me: United's chances next season?
Her: Worra said befooer
Me: So you still think we'll go down?
Her: Tha'll be dahn befooer Christmas decorations.
Me: Wanna bet?
Her: Goo on then, arr much?
Me: Any amount you like.
Her: Al bet thee a tenner.
Turns to co-carer
Her: 'Ere, witness this bet.
Me: So, the bet is £10 that we'll be relegated by Christmas.
Her: A dint say that.
Me: Errr, I think you did. You said we'd be down before the Christmas decorations.
Her: I said you'll be dahn by Christmas but it can't happen until end o' season can it?
Me: o_O
 
I've had it today from two young work piglets that 'you can get 11-1 for wendy promotion and United relegated)
We'd have spent 40m by now if we were up-ive had that aswell.
I'm loving it.
 
8lade said:
Don't take money off her GreasyChipBeattie she may be an idiot, she may be a big mouth but these people do one of the hardest jobs in this country and get paid less than minimum wage.
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Totally agree pal. I already had it in mind not to take anything from her if (when!) I'd won :)
Me and my sisters really appreciate the care they all give to mum and try and get them a bit of something extra at Christmas and Easter.
I'm not bigging us up at all, I just wanted to convey how much we appreciate the shitty (literally sometimes) job that they do.
 
8lade said:
Don't take money off her GreasyChipBeattie she may be an idiot, she may be a big mouth but these people do one of the hardest jobs in this country and get paid less than minimum wage.
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Take the cash if you win the bet, it's the only way they learn.

Dance around the room and wave the money in her face.


Then maybe give it back ?
 
Flatulent_Bob said:
I'm no expert in MS Paint, but if you look at the background around our name it looks edited, and the text doesn't match as if they've copied and pasted our name over someone else.
Just sayin'....
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They have. The original said Villa. They can’t even do an edit properly, shit for brains twats.
 
BushBlade said:
They have. The original said Villa. They can’t even do an edit properly, shit for brains twats.
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I was being facetious. A shit joke, which will come back to bite them at the end of the season.
They could have just done it from scratch and I'd at least give them a mark for effort and it might have looked slightly less shit,
 



I'm the only blade v 11 pigs n they've been strangely quiet, just the odd you'll go straight back down bollox, i put up our fixtures on my wall n some sad pig ripped it down but no one knows owt, wankers!
Iv been very childish with em ie writing stuff like, "premier" "Yorkshire's num 1" "tufty is god" etc on any dust covered surface's I can find, delivery wagons etc, the best thing is the bitterest pig is only about 5' 3" and he's been scribbling em all out so iv been writing it on my tip toes so he can't reach! I actually caught him the other day on a chair wiping it off pmsl
 
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