Michael Timlin - 32. Left sider, tenacious tackler who has a habit of getting red cards, even in friendly games. Lacking pace in FL1.
Dru Yearwood - 17. Right sider. Youth team product.Going to be the dogs bollocks if he carries on his development.
Michael Kightly - 31, Either sider. Just re-signed. I hope he still has some in the tank for a season.
Anthony Wordsworth -28. Very classy player who could play at Championship level if he applied himself for 46 games and didn't keep getting injured. Currently out injured. Clocked up 10 league goals last season.
Steven McLaughlin - 27. On his day one of the best left siders in FL1. Injury prone beyond belief unfortunately. Just returning from injury.
Jermaine McGlashan - 29. Tricky left sider. Incredible pace, but predominately an impact sub. Sometimes forgets the ball when he goes off at pace.
Jack Bridge - 21. Skillful youth team product but has fallen out with Brown, very bad move on his part.
That's about as nice as I can get it. Lenny does the 'doesn't get injured, still under 30, player of the year x 3' bit so we have a pretty big hole if he goes. I hope you weren't on a wind up after I've typed all this.