CONFIRMED Ryan Leonard

[Rootshallbloke]

I've been to Southend, you can hardly call them beaches, like calling the Humber estuary a beach resort

Yeah, whatever

 

[Pinchy]

Stop yourself right now, have a cold shower and just read what you said!

If you want to talk like that owlstalk is that way ------->

The day I allow the Pigs to condition what I say and lay claim to sole use of an English word is a very long way away.... We're massive. Fuck em.

 

[Pinchy]

Did you genuinely just use that fucking word on here to describe us?

That kind of thinking belongs on Porktalk. It's also utter bollocks.

Give your head some serious wobbling. Arrogance is for pigs.

I have made it clear many times I will not have my choice of words conditioned by the Pigs. We're massive,

If arrogance is for Pigs, obsequious cap-doffing is certainly for a lot of Blades...

 

[TJB.]

I have made it clear many times I will not have my choice of words conditioned by the Pigs. We're massive,

If arrogance is for Pigs, obsequious cap-doffing is certainly for a lot of Blades...

This 'cap-doffing' horseshit you've created is tiresome. Sod all wrong with having a bit of respect and dignity in talking to fans from certain other clubs or about clubs themselves. The way you've responded to the Southend fans on here at times has been utterly, utterly embarrassing.

And if you think we're a 'massive' club then I don't think anyone can help you. Many of them lot genuinely believe they're massive and we take the piss because of it. There's not a lot in it, but they have a few more fans and a bigger ground than us. If we take the piss out of them for thinking that when their club is slightly bigger, how would it make sense to define ourselves in the same way? Serious question.

You genuinely come across as a failing actor who has invented an intensely bullish, deluded, cunty online persona so you don't get rusty. I only think that because I struggle to conceive somebody can be the way you are in real life.

 

[Pinchy]

This 'cap-doffing' horseshit you've created is tiresome. Sod all wrong with having a bit of respect and dignity in talking to fans from certain other clubs or about clubs themselves. The way you've responded to the Southend fans on here at times has been utterly, utterly embarrassing.

And if you think we're a 'massive' club then I don't think anyone can help you. Many of them lot genuinely believe they're massive and we take the piss because of it. There's not a lot in it, but they have a few more fans and a bigger ground than us. If we take the piss out of them for thinking that when their club is slightly bigger, how would it make sense to define ourselves in the same way? Serious question.

You genuinely come across as a failing actor who has invented an intensely bullish, deluded, cunty online persona so you don't get rusty. I only think that because I struggle to conceive somebody can be the way you are in real life.

I don't give a fuck about the Pigs or what they do, think or say. Unlike you, it seems, I don't visit their social media at all.

As you might imagine, I will no more have my views or the way I express them conditioned or curtailed by you than I will by the Pigs or anyone else. You're knocking at a closed door. It's the "don't talk like the Pigs; don't sing any songs that they do" mentality that I find deeply embarrassing. You've picked precisely the wrong issue to argue with exactly the wrong person. I couldn't disagree any more if I tried. So you might as well stop wasting your time on this one. It's going nowhere.

Try having a bit of pride in your own club rather than bowing and scraping to.... Southend.

Dear oh forelock-tugging dear.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

I have made it clear many times I will not have my choice of words conditioned by the Pigs. We're massive,

If arrogance is for Pigs, obsequious cap-doffing is certainly for a lot of Blades...

I don't agree with the points you make, but I will give you credit for referring to a 'lot of Blades', rather than all Blades. All sorts of people make up the fan-base of all clubs, and my experience of Blades fans is different from what you describe. But it pleases that you haven't gratuitously insulted us all at the same time, which could make discussions rather more pleasant in the future.

 

[McGrath]

The day I allow the Pigs to condition what I say and lay claim to sole use of an English word is a very long way away.... We're massive. Fuck em.

Barcelona and Real Madrid are "massive".

In reality we're a championship that gets better attendances and has a nicer ground than Southend, with a bit more history thrown in. They're the reasons Leonard might want to sign for us.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

...though your post as I was writing my previous comment has rather lowered my hopes.

 

[TJB.]

I don't give a fuck about the Pigs or what they do, think or say. Unlike you, it seems, I don't visit their social media at all.

As you might imagine, I will no more have my views or the way I express them conditioned or curtailed by you than I will by the Pigs or anyone else. You're knocking at a closed door. It's the "don't talk like the Pigs; don't sing any songs that they do" mentality that I find deeply embarrassing. You've picked precisely the wrong issue to argue with exactly the wrong person. I couldn't disagree any more if I tried. So you might as well stop wasting your time on this one. It's going nowhere.

Try having a bit of pride in your own club rather than bowing and scraping to.... Southend.

Dear oh forelock-tugging dear.

I don't think there's a single issue a poster could bring up where you wouldn't consider yourself to be entirely in the right. So you basically join a forum of discussion to have your back scratched, and fuck anyone else who disagrees with you. Not many seem to hop on board with anything you say, because it's almost entirely horse shit, which is why I wonder if you're living out some kind of character or parody for reasons unknown.

You've completely ignored anything and everything I've said, assumed things which are bollocks, and then made up some bullshit along the way for good measure. It's a home-run of a shitpost.

You are right though, when you say this will go nowhere. You run along thinking Sheffield United are a massive club and not engaging with any meaningful, rational discussion.

Much luv x

 

[Pinchy]

I don't think there's a single issue a poster could bring up where you wouldn't consider yourself to be entirely in the right. So you basically join a forum of discussion to have your back scratched, and fuck anyone else who disagrees with you. Not many seem to hop on board with anything you say, because it's almost entirely horse shit, which is why I wonder if you're living out some kind of character or parody for reasons unknown.

You've completely ignored anything and everything I've said, assumed things which are bollocks, and then made up some bullshit along the way for good measure. It's a home-run of a shitpost.

You are right though, when you say this will go nowhere. You run along thinking Sheffield United are a massive club and not engaging with any meaningful, rational discussion.

Much luv x

A lot of words to say so little... time for a chat with your Southend friends? Don't mention the rug or the orange creature for Pele's sake.

 

[Rootshallbloke]

A lot of words to say so little... time for a chat with your Southend friends? Don't mention the rug or the orange creature for Pele's sake.

So, getting back to Ryan Leonard, how much do you now think Wilder will offer in an attempt to persuade Southend to sell? Previously you implied that £300k was the ceiling, then your club upped the bid by a further £50k, so what do you think it will take?

 

[FTPE]

I'm sick of all the bollocks on this thread, I only keep checking to see if we've signed him.
Can someone give me a nudge if we do or if he signs an extension because I can't trawl through all this shite anymore.
Cheers.

 

[dazzlingblade]

I'm sick of all the bollocks on this thread, I only keep checking to see if we've signed him.
Can someone give me a nudge if we do or if he signs an extension because I can't trawl through all this shite anymore.
Cheers.

simple if there is 1 thread he still plays for southend, if there is an additional 37 threads created he is probably ours

 

[TJB.]

A lot of words to say so little... time for a chat with your Southend friends? Don't mention the rug or the orange creature for Pele's sake.

The irony is strong with this one.

Three options;
- Trail back through my posts and find where I've 'cap-doffed' or pandered in any way to a Southend poster. I'll wait.
- Acknowledge you're talking bollocks and making yourself look a tit
- Ignore the lot, keep talking bollocks and inhabiting your own little weird Pinchy world

Ooooh I wonder what you'll pick!

 

[Dkc]

So, getting back to Ryan Leonard, how much do you now think Wilder will offer in an attempt to persuade Southend to sell? Previously you implied that £300k was the ceiling, then your club upped the bid by a further £50k, so what do you think it will take?

You would have hoped we'd go to 500k now

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

So, getting back to Ryan Leonard, how much do you now think Wilder will offer in an attempt to persuade Southend to sell? Previously you implied that £300k was the ceiling, then your club upped the bid by a further £50k, so what do you think it will take?

£350k and we'll buy all your sticks of rock.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

At the risk of being accused of having splinters in my arse I can totally see both sides on this one and the irony is everyone wants pretty much the same thing for our club.
I can't see why anyone gets upset about bigging up our club,I thought that was part of being a supporter. I also think there's a difference between having respect for all others,(except the pig cunts and the shit from up the M1) and bowing and scraping,which is unacceptable.
Seems to me after years in the Wilderness the ness has gone and the Wilder has us on an upward curve and doing it the "right" way.
The Peaky Blinders took no shit and neither should The Peaky Wilders.
Expect RugRon to doff his syrup soon.

 

[Rootshallbloke]

You would have hoped we'd go to 500k now

I would have hoped that you would go for £750k, but that may be a bit too greedy. There's a poll going on ShrimperZone at the moment where posters are being asked what they think he is worth. Before you lot go ballistic, £750k+ is edging it at the moment, but we would think that wouldn't we? Not a lot really for a massive club like yours

 

[Chali 2na]

Yeah, whatever

Dog turd galore

 

[Esablade]

I would have hoped that you would go for £750k, but that may be a bit too greedy. There's a poll going on ShrimperZone at the moment where posters are being asked what they think he is worth. Before you lot go ballistic, £750k+ is edging it at the moment, but we would think that wouldn't we? Not a lot really for a massive club like yours

I reckon £750K is about right...doesn't mean he'll go for that mind...

 

[itsinyerblood]

I would have hoped that you would go for £750k, but that may be a bit too greedy. There's a poll going on ShrimperZone at the moment where posters are being asked what they think he is worth. Before you lot go ballistic, £750k+ is edging it at the moment, but we would think that wouldn't we? Not a lot really for a massive club like yours

With a year to go on Len's contract we'll give you as much as Wilder feels is necessary, but you'll have to throw in your 'Big Issue' concession even though I know it's a vital income stream for you, sacrifices, sacrifices.....

 

[Harrisblade]

£350k and we'll buy all your sticks of rock.

And the pier.

 

[Rootshallbloke]

£350k and we'll buy all your sticks of rock.

Southend does have a very successful rock making company which manufactures 30,000 sticks of rock a week. They retail at £1.50 a stick and they carry approximately one month's stock which equates to 120,000 sticks. I have checked and there aren't any discounts for bulk. They do have SUFC through the middle of them though. If you do the math you will see that you are starting to get to a more worthwhile figure.

 

[Rootshallbloke]

With a year to go on Len's contract we'll give you as much as Wilder feels is necessary, but you'll have to throw in your 'Big Issue' concession even though I know it's a vital income stream for you, sacrifices, sacrifices.....

If you take all of our Eastern European Big Issue sellers as well, then you have a deal.

 

[Rootshallbloke]

And the pier.

And now you're into listed property territory. I doubt even you guys could afford that.

 

[Th!stledo]

And now you're into listed property territory. I doubt even you guys could afford that.

As a city that is land-locked I can see the value of a pier.

 

[itsinyerblood]

If you take all of our Eastern European Big Issue sellers as well, then you have a deal.

Knew you'd crumble

 

[true99blade]

HITC reporting yet another bid rejected.

 

[Reedy1889]

Reckon we'll go in with one more bid pretty swiftly and should that be rejected we'll move on.

 

[Blade58]

As interest seems to have been resurrected in Ben Reeves with rumours resurfacing today, is it we may have moved on already?