CONFIRMED Ryan Leonard

[Rodley]

I'm going bald, the ears stick out a bit, but I'm married to an absolute knock-down gorgeous woman and I'm the envy of many.

Hope this helps!

A man must have a code, mine is "Life is better when you're punching!"

I've struck gold with Miss RodZ. Life is good.

 

[Jon P]

We might be thrown some scraps if CW does his usual Thursday presser today.

 

[Sirius]

Go on the Shrimperzone forum.

It seems Leonard has been poor and disinterested in all his pre season friendlies played to date.

Some Southend fans think he's had his head turned, wants to join us and is clearly sulking, so best to sell him
Whilst other Southend fans say no player should be judged based on pre season friendlies.
Many say Leonard normally has a great attitude and once 'real matches' start he'll show some desire and good form.

Bored of the whole will he won't he saga There are other fish in the sea:
No not you Mr Samon and it looks like shrimpers are unwecome

 

[elgoog44]

Bored of the whole will he won't he saga There are other fish in the sea:
No not you Mr Samon and it looks like shrimpers are unwecome

Bored as well but I must say Lenny would be a very good addition to the squad, Wilder would not pursue him this long if he did not think the same, I believe we will win out in the end in the "He who blinks fist competition" we will hold our nerve and bag our man

 

[Fanny magnet]

O.j Simpson has been released and his first question was has Leonard signed for the blades yet ?

 

[stringer]

We might be thrown some scraps if CW does his usual Thursday presser today.

Usual weekly pressers are in the season, so back next week

 

[elgoog44]

O.j Simpson has been released and his first question was has Leonard signed for the blades yet ?

then sent his forgot password to the admin so he could come on this board and add to the thread and push it towards the 150 page mark

 

[Blade56]

I noticed when my fringe stopped whipping me in the face no matter how long I let my hair grow.

I've got a big fucking head so I tell myself that my ears go with it. They don't though. They aren't just the sticky out type either, they're straight up massive.

I'm weighing up having them pinned back or buying a fuck load of wigs. I can pass for moderately attractive at the moment, probably a 5.5/10. When my hair's gone I'll drop at least 5 points.

Got a lass though so might just embrace being an ugly fucker.

Full head of hair & no syrup, 8/10. Few greys but I'll take it.

This is hardly a hair today gone tomorrow thread

Mods, I object to these feeble attempts by the baldies on here to pad out this thread with things that should only be discussed with a therapist just to challenge the twats thread let alone Morsey thread

 

[I should coco]

I started getting snide comments about having a "sun roof" when I was about 28. Until then I was blissfully unaware that it was thinning out. At first I put it down to a vigorous girl called Veronica and a badly adjusted headboard on the bed. I then noticed that it was starting to recede at the sides. I couldn't blame Veronica for that, even though she'd oft times clamped me tightly between her thighs. Then the bloody fringe went! I went through a period of denial and only dated shorter girls before admitting that I had developed a condition best described as "scalp with hair interruptions". At first I kept it long on top and spent hours beneath a hood drier to get that boufon look. But as more scalp emerged around the crown I realised I was resembling an Egret's nest. I shaved it completely and found I've got a really shiny head!! That was another shock! I tried subduing it with talc but then I looked like a Homepride flour grader. In the end I settled for a closely clipped look all over, which pays a nod in testament that I still have hair, albeit the colour of fag ash.

Bollocks to the boring 'it's-all-about-my-hair-loss' drivel. What happened to Veronica?

 

[Grizzly blade]

In good old Green Day style...."Wake me up, when this saga ends"

 

[Rodley]

Mods, I object to these feeble attempts by the baldies on here to pad out this thread with things that should only be discussed with a therapist just to challenge the twats thread let alone Morsey thread

 

[BigBed]

Need to start pressing with this now or Tyson Fury returning to boxing will steal the headlines!!

 

[elgoog44]

 

[Westran]

Is it only me that took this as meaning we're no longer in for Leonard?

"Knill revealed United have now postponed their search for an attacking midfielder"

http://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/foot...ress-prompts-a-recruitment-re-think-1-8670780

 

[Ranmoorblade]

Is it only me that took this as meaning we're no longer in for Leonard?

"Knill revealed United have now postponed their search for an attacking midfielder"

http://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/foot...ress-prompts-a-recruitment-re-think-1-8670780

Leonard isn't an attacking midfielder so no.

 

[Snowman]

At the risk of irritating Pinchy and Perky (sorry Tufty) what type of midfielder is our Lenny supposed to be?

 

[elgoog44]

At the risk of irritating Pinchy and Perky (sorry Tufty) what type of midfielder is our Lenny supposed to be?

One we cant get over the line..

 

[Jon Bon II]

At the risk of irritating Pinchy and Perky (sorry Tufty) what type of midfielder is our Lenny supposed to be?

One who can kick it as long and as high as possible, I hope. It's all a bit prawn sandwichy this ticky-tacky malarkey.

 

[alcoblade]

O.j Simpson has been released and his first question was has Leonard signed for the blades yet ?

And he stated that he was desperate to get out in time to see Simmo's penalty ball re enter the atmosphere

 

[GrayBlade]

Is it only me that took this as meaning we're no longer in for Leonard?

"Knill revealed United have now postponed their search for an attacking midfielder"

http://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/foot...ress-prompts-a-recruitment-re-think-1-8670780

If Monty was an attacking midfielder then you could be right.

 

[Sheffsteel]

At the risk of irritating Pinchy and Perky (sorry Tufty) what type of midfielder is our Lenny supposed to be?

He's a defensive midfielder, a bit of a Carlton Palmer type, hard worker, good engine box to box, excellent tackler.

We played Basham as defensive midfield last season and he did well but Leonard would be an upgrade.

I assume Wilder has concerns that when we come up against the best teams we might struggle to get our passing game together and might come under pressure, especially away matches.

So Leonard could prove invaluable to protect the defense. He can get forward too so isn't totally defensive.

 

[SUFC Guy]

"Knill revealed United have now postponed their search for an attacking midfielder"

David Brookes is that Attacking Midfielder

 

[I should coco]

You nearly got a like but....

So Leonard could prove invaluable to protect the defense.

Maybe the coach will switch the DM when we have a time out in the soccer ball thingy. The DM exiting the green will go straight to the locker room.

 

[Sheffsteel]

David Brookes is that Attacking Midfielder

Agree. We wanted an attacking midfielder, went for Ricky Holmes at Charlton, was unsuccessful bringing him here

But it seems to club are prepared to scrap their search and see how Brooks copes with his opportunities off the bench.

 

[elgoog44]

here we are at 125 pages, still a full 10 pages short of Sam Morsy, and what have we learnt, eeerrrrr... Not much at all! and still he as not signed, unhappy not playing well and we are still interested and still nothing.

Here's to us reaching the 134 pages mark

 

[itsinyerblood]

Fuck it!

Len's a 150 page wallah at least, we do love to waste each other's time on matters we're not involved in so why would we break a tradition on something so trivial?

I'm expecting many posts, no matter how inconsequential, just as long as we write for the sake of writing!

 

[Harrisblade]

just as long as we write for the sake of writing!

Fully agree.
Do you have any advice on best way to go about it?

 

[elgoog44]

I think Harrisblade and itsinyerblood if we carry on as we currently are that 150 will be soon as the horizon, plus another 10 pages or so we could move back on to the rug Ron has on his head, maybe talk about how close this is in length to the Morsy thread, plus gives some one the tap in of saying "What about Girth, its not all about length" a statement I often say to my wife, that should roughly see the thread up in posts to rival the great Morsy thread.

 

[Harrisblade]

I think Harrisblade and itsinyerblood if we carry on as we currently are that 150 will be soon as the horizon, plus another 10 pages or so we could move back on to the rug Ron has on his head, maybe talk about how close this is in length to the Morsy thread, plus gives some one the tap in of saying "What about Girth, its not all about length" a statement I often say to my wife, that should roughly see the thread up in posts to rival the great Morsy thread.

Bugger that - I like this!

 

[elgoog44]

Just seen Katy Perry Gif on an other thread Vis a link so to brighten up this thread and to push it to the 150, I give you