Hello ITV Yorkshire.
I'd like to let you know that in my opinion your so-called "Calendar" tea-time news programme looks like it has been put together on a budget similar to that of the average whelk stall. It looks, to my trained eyes* as if the set cost twenty quid and the presenters came first and second in a "Find The Cretin" competition.
The chances of me watching your poxy programme are remote to say the least. It would take the producer of said show's presence at Chateau shorehamview with a machine gun to persuade me to change from the excellent Look North, with Sir Harry Gration and Christa "Still A Bit Saucy" Ackroyd.
Attempts such as this pathetic post to persuade us to watch your tupenny-ha'penny advert-riddled attempt at local news are laughable to say the least. Please desist forthwith.
*I've had no formal training, but I know shit telly when I see it.