The Star as well.
Valiant Owls narrowly Beaten
A battling performance by Sheffield Wednesday was luckily snuffed out by visiting Sheffield United on Sunday.
The superb Owls, with their excellent noisy supporters were dismayed to go one behind by a fluke free kick by Colin Coates and then once-Wednesday reject Len Clark latched onto a hopeful punt to make it 2-0. Wednesday battled and battled and really battled and pulled one back with a superb three yard acrobatic volley from Hooper just before half-time to stamp their mark on the game.
After halftime Carlos the Hero brought on a great substitute and we ... I mean Wednesday smashed Sheffield United back into submission which had the 160,000 crowd bouncing along but Billy Duffy, the ginger cunt, managed to sneak his way through the Owls backline, fox the linesman into not giving him as miles offside, and scored against the run of play. Len Clark fouled his way into scoring a fourth and United just parked on the goal-line.
A late fire-drill meant that Wednesday were denied some uplifting support in the last fifteen minutes. Outside on Penistone Road, Owls fan Barry Crackling said, "Weh, what can yer do when t'ref is biased as fuck and United turn up wi players we don't know? Just wait til next year. We'll fuckin' dick em at Bumhole Lane. I'm off t'get fucked up nar the go ooem and gi me missus reyt kickin".
A computer glitch means we can't show you the current Championship table, but Wednesday are tenth from the top, only seven points behind the leaders.
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