Radio Oink

[Bladesway]

For the 46273737784884th time, stop fucking listening to it. Cannot believe a single Blade does.

Haven't listened in years and can't believe anyone is so desparate for news that they would tune in. Unless you want to be offended by it of course.

 

[SUFC Handsworth]

Saw a facebook page 'Yorkshire away-days' where fans of Yorkshire teams put a photo of their away following. A pig fan had put a picture of their following at Reading with the comment 'another sell out following', apart from the fact the swine herd were only in the upper part of the stand, with the lower part closed off. A Blade pointed that out but got the comment 'we sold all our tickets', a Leeds fan then put a photo of their following with upper and lower parts full of the scum.

You couldn't make it up with the snorts, they're not known as 'the delusional pigs' for nowt!

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Being an exile I listen on a regular basis , junior even says when where listening not another pig , I have to stop going into a torrent of abuse about them .
Don't go into all that crowd shite , not interested in a fucking thing about them .

 

[loyalblade95]

wednesday are on a roll

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Wednesday for a family meal

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

Saw a facebook page 'Yorkshire away-days' where fans of Yorkshire teams put a photo of their away following. A pig fan had put a picture of their following at Reading with the comment 'another sell out following', apart from the fact the swine herd were only in the upper part of the stand, with the lower part closed off. A Blade pointed that out but got the comment 'we sold all our tickets', a Leeds fan then put a photo of their following with upper and lower parts full of the scum.

You couldn't make it up with the snorts, they're not known as 'the delusional pigs' for nowt!

if its rounding up crowds you should occasionally visit owlstalk
they are masters at it
mind you theyve been polishing that turd for years

I know we sometimes talk about our crowds but they really do take it to another level. They have numerous threads on season ticket sales, how they can get more through the gate, how they hope for x amount turning up, how they're "disappointed" when it doesn't happen, how fantastic they are when it does, how to attract students and kids, how to make the ground look fuller....it just goes on and on.

It really really matters them, to the extent the crowd figure is the main talking point on a match day. Say what you like about us, but we just don't do that. We might say it was a good or poor attendance but that really is about it.

To them it's the be all and end all. A different breed indeed.

 

[coaxingstar71]

My advice to all of you is don't listen. If you're an exile, either log on here or just follow the text commentary on BBC or Sky.

I can't stand listening to radio commentary and it gives you no perspective of what is actually happening. For example, many of you will remember some years ago we played Barnsley in the FA Cup and after 2 games, before the days of penalties deciding replays (don't get me started on this no replays cobblers), we won at Oakwell 1-0 with an Agana penalty in extra time. I was listening on the radio and they were describing a passage of play that appeared to suggest Barnsley had the ball and were on the attack, a second later the commentator squealed, "It's a penalty", my heart sank as I assumed we had conceded but no, apparently we had won a penalty, god knows where it came from. Despite us winning I decided it was too torturous to listen on the radio and never did again, too stressful.

With regard to Praise and Grumble, I can't listen to that either as I can't stand listening to these half-witted football no-nowts who just want to hear themselves on t'wireless like.

Kind of goes like this :-
Presenter : And we have Gary on the line, Gary is it a praise or grumble?
Gary : Praise.
Presenter : Gary can you turn your radio off in the background (you know instantly that Gary is an attention seeking half-wit).
Gary : (disappointed) aw right.
Presenter : So who's your praise for then Gary?
Gary : Sheff'eld Wensdi
Presenter : Ok Gary, and what are you praising them for, did they play well, good tactics was it, did you admire the strategy with which they set up?
Gary : Eh, they were just rayt good like.
Presenter : Ok, thanks Gary, next caller is Dave......

I'd find it more insightful to listen to the wife's views on which player is the nicest looking.

Don't waste your life with it, when you can waste it tapping your keyboard and finding some really insightful stuff on here typed by the game's premier thinkers and strategists.

 

[blade too long]

Do you ever post on there btl ?

god no
just look for comedic value

the delusion in there is unbelievable

 

[blade too long]

I know we sometimes talk about our crowds but they really do take it to another level. They have numerous threads on season ticket sales, how they can get more through the gate, how they hope for x amount turning up, how they're "disappointed" when it doesn't happen, how fantastic they are when it does, how to attract students and kids, how to make the ground look fuller....it just goes on and on.

It really really matters them, to the extent the crowd figure is the main talking point on a match day. Say what you like about us, but we just don't do that. We might say it was a good or poor attendance but that really is about it.

To them it's the be all and end all. A different breed indeed.

you forgot to mention their Ultras, reveered throughout Europe



makes you tremble , dont it

those empty blue plastic seats just add to the overall intelligence quota

 

[Treeton Blade]

Last week their manager got a 17 minute interview followed by one of their players another 8. Radio Oink indeed.

Was forced to listen to that all the way back from Donny, then this week Adkins gets 6 minutes.

Painful, never listen now, just the Blades interviews on the player.

 

[ghandi]

Was forced to listen to that all the way back from Donny, then this week Adkins gets 6 minutes.

Painful, never listen now, just the Blades interviews on the player.

To be fair listening to NA's management speak cliches for 6 mins is about 5 mins too long.

 

[grafikhaus]

For the 46273737784884th time, stop fucking listening to it. Cannot believe a single Blade does.

It should be an outlet for local football but those days are gone (along with The Star).

Reasons to listen? If Wendy have won, PnG will be extended to 7.00 pm. If Wendy have lost - and the other 5 teams have won - it will be chopped at 6.00pm and you can enjoy the delights of such mass-audience delights as 'Eastern Air' and 'Norther fucking Soul'.

 

[grafikhaus]

Kind of goes like this :-
Presenter : And we have Gary on the line, Gary is it a praise or grumble?
Gary : Praise.
Presenter : Gary can you turn your radio off in the background (you know instantly that Gary is an attention seeking half-wit).
Gary : (disappointed) aw right.
Presenter : So who's your praise for then Gary?
Gary : Sheff'eld Wensdi
Presenter : Ok Gary, and what are you praising them for, did they play well, good tactics was it, did you admire the strategy with which they set up?
Gary : Eh, they were just rayt good like.
Presenter : Ok, thanks Gary, next caller is Mick...

Mick: Hiya, yeah? it's yeah? Mick the Pitsmoor yeah? Pig and yeah? convicted druggie. Yeah?
'Presenter': What have you got to say, Mick? Oh, and can you turn the telly off in the background?
Mick: Er, yeah. Sorry. I'd recorded yeah? Jeremy Kyle yeah? while I was yeah? out dealing. Yeah?
'Presenter': That's OK, Mick. Have you been to see the massi...sorry Wednesday this afternoon?
Mick: Yeah. But. No . But. I would have gone yeah? but I had to see my, yeah? probation officer. Yeah?
'Presenter': We'll have to leave it there, Mick. Next up is a lengthy interview with Carlos as we haven't heard from him for ten minutes.