Quantum of Sausage : Part One

[Celebrity Monke]

Hi , I'm back !!

Barnsley F.c's No.1 Celebrity fan ( Monkey )

Part one of my latest block buster adventure is now available at

http://boards.footymad.net/mboard/fmb.php?tno=463&fid=221&sty=2&act=1&mid=2127873846

as I can't work out how to post it on here.

 

[TonyAgana]

Hi , I'm back !!

Barnsley F.c's No.1 Celebrity fan ( Monkey )

Part one of my latest block buster adventure is now available at

http://boards.footymad.net/mboard/fmb.php?tno=463

as I can't work out how to post it on here.

Ridiculous.

Like it.

 

[Linz]

If Celebrity Monkey needs a hand with anything to do with the forum, all he has to do is ask

What I want to know is if Monkey packs the same speedos as Daniel Craig?

 

[Celebrity Monke]

If you want to see me in the nude go to

http://www.celebrityfanmonkey.bravehost.com/sillythings.htm and scroll down.

It is disgusting.

 

[TonyAgana]

If you want to see me in the nude go to

http://www.celebrityfanmonkey.bravehost.com/sillythings.htm and scroll down.

It is disgusting.

I'm in absolute fecking stitches*!!

*Geddit?

Seriously, this is class!

 

[Linz]

It is disgusting.

Monkey... I am shocked :blush:

Do you have any predictions for the score on Saturday? After the last few results, you've got to be expecting a home win surely?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Surely that sort of flagrant nudity should be in the P&T??

I always had you down as a clean living dingle-monkey. Did you need the money or were you trying to get a gig with the Pussycat Dolls???

 

[Celebrity Monke]

We don't do predictions.

I don't get this Linz. How come you have that name? That is my agent's name and I'm beginning to think she's leading some sort of double life.

Watch out for me behind the dugouts. Are you lot sitting in the West Stand Lower too so I can chuck things at you ?

 

[Linz]

I don't get this Linz. How come you have that name?

I had it bestowed upon me 22 years ago.

If I were your agent, I'd be getting you better gigs than Quantum of Sausage. It'd at least be Live and Let Pie, Fishfinger or The Spy Who Loved Meat.

Watch out for me behind the dugouts. Are you lot sitting in the West Stand Lower too so I can chuck things at you ?

North Stand for us... and any shenanigans will see us getting Duke the Dingle steward on you

 

[Celebrity Monke]

The head of security came to see me vs Donny when Puppy sat next to us and started shouting at Davey. He told Puppy off then said "Hello Celebrity Monkey , I know who you are ". So nerr you can't threaten me with stewards !

You can't be my agent though, she's right old.

 

[Linz]

You can't be my agent though, she's right old.

It's alright... according to one of this forums very members, they were surprised by my picture because they thought I was, and I quote, "an old bird".

Charming innit.

I eagerly await QoS Part Deux anyway.