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Just come out with this in opening press conference.


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When you look at the football club and enormous following they get, no disrespect to Sheffield United but if you got this club into the Premier League it would be the biggest club in Sheffield. At this moment, we are not.
My biggest aim at this moment is assessing everything and have meetings with all the different people at the club to find out their views
 



Just come out with this in opening press conference.


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When you look at the football club and enormous following they get, no disrespect to Sheffield United but if you got this club into the Premier League it would be the biggest club in Sheffield. At this moment, we are not.
My biggest aim at this moment is assessing everything and have meetings with all the different people at the club to find out their views
No disrespect to Sheffield United? Fuck off you cunt.
 
Just come out with this in opening press conference.


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When you look at the football club and enormous following they get, no disrespect to Sheffield United but if you got this club into the Premier League it would be the biggest club in Sheffield. At this moment, we are not.
My biggest aim at this moment is assessing everything and have meetings with all the different people at the club to find out their views
If my Auntie had a dick.........
 



No disrespect (ha, not really!) to the Piggy bastards but:
  • they haven't averaged over 30k for over half a century unlike us
  • have a habit of cheating/skulduggery/scrimping and mugging their sponsors and charities off and have kept finding ways to achieve it into the 21st century
  • never spent major funds from their own piggy bank to upgrade that Sty of theirs getting other entities to pay for it all instead
  • think they're actually massive and don't live within their means
I think TP has become as deluded as Megson when he took charge in L1 with comments like that in the OP.
 
Just come out with this in opening press conference.


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When you look at the football club and enormous following they get, no disrespect to Sheffield United but if you got this club into the Premier League it would be the biggest club in Sheffield. At this moment, we are not.
My biggest aim at this moment is assessing everything and have meetings with all the different people at the club to find out their views
How far back do we have to look for the "enormous followings they get"?

I'm in my 50's, so presumably Pulis is considerably older than me.
 
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When you look at the football club and enormous following they get, no disrespect to Sheffield United but if you got this club into the Premier League it would be the biggest club in Sheffield. At this moment, we are not.
My biggest aim at this moment is assessing everything and have meetings with all the different people at the club to find out their views
Sadly for Pulis, he won’t last long enough to get to see whether that’s true.

Never mind loose statements of what could be in the premier league. The inherited side sit second bottom in the league below and need to do a lot of work just to stay up... let alone kick on.

Pulis inherited a better side from Monk at Boro than he’s inherited at the piggery and that didn’t end well for him or them
 
It's an odd comment. It's to be expected that a player or a manager arrives at a new club and bigs up his new employers - we'd expect it, so fair enough. But why mention us? Surely the aim is to be "a big club" in the PL, not just bigger than us, not just the biggest in Sheffield. It seems to be a pretty low ambition. Why not bigger than Leeds or biggest in Yorkshire? Why not the biggest east of the Pennines or the North East? Why not "in the top 10 biggest in the country" or something like that?
 
He's going to say this isn't he. he needs the fans onside as early as possible and statements like that will have them frothing at the snout.

This.

I'm assuming he will know that there will be a sizeable section of the support that are a little underwhelmed with his appointment, so he will want to throw them a bone to get them onside, despite what he is saying having no basis in fact.
 
It's an odd comment. It's to be expected that a player or a manager arrives at a new club and bigs up his new employers - we'd expect it, so fair enough. But why mention us? Surely the aim is to be "a big club" in the PL, not just bigger than us, not just the biggest in Sheffield. It seems to be a pretty low ambition. Why not bigger than Leeds or biggest in Yorkshire? Why not the biggest east of the Pennines or the North East? Why not "in the top 10 biggest in the country" or something like that?

Setting his sights (somewhat) more realistically.

Bit like me saying I'm going to get a shag vs I'm going to have a threesome with Margot Robbie and Kelly Brook
 
It's in their PNA (Pignucleic Acid) They have to believe that they are maaaaaasoooooive! The first thing he will have been told by his PR guys is 1. Mention how enormous our fan base is. 2. Mention that we are bigger than Sheffield United.

The answers are:

1. Massive only in your own minds. A fucking embarrassment and joke of a club.

2. Look at the stats. Yes over the complete history of the 2 clubs you have averaged around 1.5k more than us. If that is significant then fair do's, but every fucker knows it isn't -it doesn't mean shit in the grand scheme of things. And certainly over the last 20 years - which of course is significant because it is the 'here and now' we are far bigger than our porcelain neighbours.

So you are off to a good start Pullis, you'll need it cos dem grunters are already trying to boot you out.
 
I wonder how long it took him to learn the Pork propaganda sheet?
 
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It's an odd comment. It's to be expected that a player or a manager arrives at a new club and bigs up his new employers - we'd expect it, so fair enough. But why mention us? Surely the aim is to be "a big club" in the PL, not just bigger than us, not just the biggest in Sheffield. It seems to be a pretty low ambition. Why not bigger than Leeds or biggest in Yorkshire? Why not the biggest east of the Pennines or the North East? Why not "in the top 10 biggest in the country" or something like that?


Probably went something like this

"They don't want me, how do I get them onside?"

"Tell them they are massive"

"That's ridiculous , they haven't been in The top flight for over 20 years"

"Ok, tell them they're bigger then United"

"But United are in a higher league and average more"

"Ok, tell them that they WOULD be bigger than United if both clubs were in The Premier League. You can't prove something that isn't going to happen"

"Let's do this"
 



Obviously, he can,t have walked round the shit tip and seen all the rust for one. the massive hole on in one of the stands. for two. and for three his stagnating
park the bus tactics will bore their fans. he is just another wanker who will take them down to league one.
 

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