Pre-Match View From Coventry

[GaryHamsonsLeftBootLace]

Personally I don't give a gnat's bollock about Coventry. I think they are sorely deluded if they think we're bothered about them when we're on the verge of a promotion and possible league title. And as for their wonderings about why they are "aligned with Sheffield Wednesday" that, if you consider how simply minded they appear to be, is quite clear. It's because you both play in blue and white stripes you cretins - which just goes to prove how shallow you really are. In fact, I quite like Coventry because they gave us John Fleck... For Free... FFS. Imagine being a supporter of a club that does damn stupid things like that...

 

[Pierre's PC]

I'm moist.

And to think they call us weirdos

 

[SteveBlade]

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

They seem intent on debasing themselves, acting like the rear end of that club they so admire

 

[SteveBlade]

I kind of want to know why they hate Sunderland but I don't care enough to Google it.

 

[TJB.]

 

[Esablade]

Ron Jeremy is a SISU fan!?!?!
Who'da thunk it!!!!

 

[JordoBlade]

Feel the love.

 

[Tyler Durden]

This is what happens to fans when you have absolutely no rivals whatsoever.

I think they tried having a rivalry with Leicester at one bit. But then Leicester did stuff like winning the Premiership and playing in Europe whilst Coventry ended up being outsupported by a rugby team from 110 miles away.

 

[pommpey]

To be honest, if we lost tomorrow, what fucking difference does it make? They are still hopelessly doomed into being a Trivial Pursuit question and we are moving on into the Championship. It comes to a point where we don't care if Coventry beat us to 'spoil our promotion party'. They'll still end up driving back from Hartlepool or Carlisle or Exeter next February on a Tuesday night wishing they wren't Coventry City. They'll still end up slugging it out at the bottom, the middle or somewhere near the top with massive Crawley or Morecambe when some of them will remember that header flashing into the net at Wembley and that kit which looked like it had been washed with for kgs of fresh horseshite. And Jimmy fucking Hill, the big-chinned, lisping fascist.

Ta-ra Covvie-time (they don't do that on socceram any more, I wonder why?)

pommpey

 

[away ends always empty.]

I really hope we massacre these horrible bunch of twats ,and their merry band of 200 followers pathetic.

Cheers Roy.

 

[GibboBlade42]

United should have a bucket collection for the missing persons helpline tomorrow before the game. They will need a lot of help as they will be extremely busy looking for the 30,000+ Coventry fans who have gone missing AGAIN after Wembley

 

[Kenilworth]

“Let’s not judge all sheff Utd fans by a small minority”


“Fuck sake. I bet 90% of Sheffield United fans deep down want us to get out of our troubles but are saying they don’t for likes and bites…”

Oh dear.........I almost don't want to break it to them....

Ha

Tyler Durden is a one off, more than he cares to think

 

[Ecco1889]

Cheats never prosper..
can't wait for the whistles and tennis balls...and the pitch invasion

 

[The Crab]

Cheers Roy.

Thought it was just Yanks that didn't get irony, seems it's a concept they don't get in Coventry either.

 

[Johnstreetstand]

I won't worry about Coventry City or their fans, or their opinions. I just want to see us beat every team we play, by playing our best ,on a decent pitch with fair decisions from officials and no numpties trying to ruin it by showing their arses. Interesting though it is to see how other fans think of us, sod em, teams fall and rise, soon to be forgotten. Blades first, last and always. No harsh words, just no interest.

 

[RMBlade]

“Whatever happens we’re cup winners and I can’t believe it.
As the song said
We’re going down
Who gives a fuck
We’re Coventry City and we won the cup”

No they won A cup that no one cares about. The mighty Cov with their 50 years of illustrious history shouldn't care about this joke of a competition.

 

[Small Mendonca]

“Wot the fuck Is wrong with Sheffield United supporters all they do is moan n whinge"

 

[RammyBlade]

I love it when we get the hate comments it makes a change and cements the ambivalence we have for that bunch of looneys !

 

[Kenilworth]

“They don’t hate us as much as they hate West Ham. Good way to wind them up Wednesday”

Everyone cares more about West Ham than we do! We already dispelled our demons there. The fact Hammers especially always bring it up is only down to the fact it's their only bit of history.

Me and Ken Jnr in that lower tier, somewhere

 

[away ends always empty.]

At some point you have to wonder why the town of Coventry just doesn't give up altogether:

For a start their biggest claim to fame is being levelled by the Luftwaffe

It's the only town that is used as a by-word for unpopularity, as in "being sent to Coventry"

Steve Ogrizovic has been voted their sexiest man for 30 years running

The "legend" Chinny Hill is a dick who ruined football and was a shit pundit.

If I was the leader of their Local Authority I'd seriously consider a re-brand. Just rename it Birmingham-On-Shitheap or something.

Can I just add their greatest player was a 20 stone striker called micky quinn

 

[ThatJa]

“Really hope we beat them. Can’t stand that lot. However it’ll sum up being a Coventry City fan if within a few days of winning a trophy at Wembley they beat us and Oxford beat Fleetwood. It’ll not promote them but also mean we can still get relegated on Saturday even if we win!”

lol

 

[Kenilworth]

And ... they LOST!

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Enjoy the fourth division you dishevelled shower of hamster-fingering, jizz-moppers. Have fun playing Newport (and losing) you woeful collection of pointless, sniffers of fat lasses bike saddles. You pathetic examples of flaccid-cocked, shit grids. I hope your dismal little club plays in it's cavernous stadium to twelve pitifully subnormal cretins, a sex offender out on license and a man who looks like Douglas Carswell, in drag. I hope you lose 8 nowt to every team everywhere and Your next manager is David Wier and his pet donkey, Moyles.

(hope they have a roygbiv-type who publishes this shit on their site!)

pommpey

Ah, Pommps. You mek a feller proud.
I'm so pleased you were defending the realm on the high seas and could call upon such a tirade of insults as eloquent as that

 

[RammyBlade]

And ... they LOST!

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Enjoy the fourth division you dishevelled shower of hamster-fingering, jizz-moppers. Have fun playing Newport (and losing) you woeful collection of pointless, sniffers of fat lasses bike saddles. You pathetic examples of flaccid-cocked, shit grids. I hope your dismal little club plays in it's cavernous stadium to twelve pitifully subnormal cretins, a sex offender out on license and a man who looks like Douglas Carswell, in drag. I hope you lose 8 nowt to every team everywhere and Your next manager is David Wier and his pet donkey, Moyles.

(hope they have a roygbiv-type who publishes this shit on their site!)

pommpey

So in summary Pommpey you arent that keen on them ?

 

[ThatJa]

List of teams Coventry hate;

Sheffield United
Villa
Leicester
Sunderland

List of teams Coventry love;

Sheffield Wednesday

aww

 

[Robby Blade]

I've got a John Holmes muthafuckin' hard on reading that.

Well don't waste it on Coventry.

 

[sitwell]

And ... they LOST!

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Enjoy the fourth division you dishevelled shower of hamster-fingering, jizz-moppers. Have fun playing Newport (and losing) you woeful collection of pointless, sniffers of fat lasses bike saddles. You pathetic examples of flaccid-cocked, shit grids. I hope your dismal little club plays in it's cavernous stadium to twelve pitifully subnormal cretins, a sex offender out on license and a man who looks like Douglas Carswell, in drag. I hope you lose 8 nowt to every team everywhere and Your next manager is David Wier and his pet donkey, Moyles.

(hope they have a roygbiv-type who publishes this shit on their site!)

pommpey

Pommpey Sheffield's answer to E L James

 

[sufcboy95]

After reading that

SISU IN

 

[LenTednTony]

So, they realise that they monumentously fucked up with the TYPE of protest they held which totally alienated SUFC fans. Then they stick out their bottom lips after spitting out their dummies. Oh, and to cap it all, decide that Wendy are the most 'family' orientated club in Sheffield.

Low life no marks who do not have a grasp of reality (hmmmm, I see why they align with Wendy)!

 

[metty]

cheers roy