Baffles me that anyone would choose to be 'an established Premiership club'. What does that mean - battling to finish 10th or 12th every season? I went for a European campaign. Could you imagine following United away to the likes of BATE Borisov, Metalist Kharkiv and Hapoel Tel-Aviv? It's the stuff dreams are made of
(I joke about the clubs, but the response was serious)
(I joke about the clubs, but the response was serious)