Planning permission approved!

[TarquinDelouche]

Finally, the parish council have given approval to my planned extension to the east wing - building begins in earnest on Monday - and Ginny is leaving for university (Oxford, naturally) at the weekend. But why is there a shadow over my days? Because Kevin McCabe has ripped the soul out of the football club that I love.

 

[Wards]

That you Mic?

 

[Torrix1889]

It must be Mic...

 

[broomhillblade]

Quality post, Tarquin.

 

[judge]

Finally, the parish council have given approval to my planned extension to the east wing - building begins in earnest on Monday - and Ginny is leaving for university (Oxford, naturally) at the weekend. But why is there a shadow over my days? Because Kevin McCabe has ripped the soul out of the football club that I love.

I don't enjoy sex with my girlfriend anymore
Its just not the same since Kevin McCabe ripped the soul out of my club

 

[Mousey]

Kylie Minogue sat on my face last night. But I couldn't get excited about it because Kevin McCabe ripped the soul of my club.

 

[Balham]

Kylie Minogue sat on my face last night. But I couldn't get excited about it because Kevin McCabe ripped the soul of my club.

Sure it wasn't because she looks like an anorexic horse?

 

[MunXy]

i won the euro millions last night, but told them they could roll it over as i just couldnt get excited about it because....

MunXy

 

[Rodley]

I used to love the endless bonhomie created by fictional groups posted on here, and the hilarious nicknames for our players, but now I can't even chuckle away at those....because mi owd mucker/spadge Kevin McCabe has ripped the bastard soul out of this club!!!!

 

[VespaBlade]

I was lying in bed this morning, watching the sun glistening in through the window, hearing the birds outside merrily chirping, thinking about the missus's younger sister(in a gentlemans way),but I had to stop because I couldn't get past a semi(same as Utd) because all I could think about was how Kevin'Bloody' McCabe has RIPPED THE BASTARD SOUL OUT OF THE FOOTBALL CLUB I LOVE!!

 

[Revolution]

Ah, a poster whose primary purpose is to make fun of other posters without writing anything of interest themselves. Oh joy. It isn't as though we have any of those already.

 

[JJ Sefton]

Finally, the parish council have given approval to my planned extension to the east wing - building begins in earnest on Monday - and Ginny is leaving for university (Oxford, naturally) at the weekend. But why is there a shadow over my days? Because Kevin McCabe has ripped the soul out of the football club that I love.

What Tarquin said except mines an arboretum on the west.

 

[broomhillblade]

Ah, a poster whose primary purpose is to make fun of other posters without writing anything of interest themselves. Oh joy. It isn't as though we have any of those already.

In this case Mic asked for it. In fact he's probably enjoying the attention.

We need more Tarquins. And where is Bert these days? His perceptive comments are sadly missed.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I don't enjoy sex with my girlfriend anymore
Its just not the same since Kevin McCabe ripped the soul out of my club

Neither do we - flippin' McCabe!



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In this case Mic asked for it. In fact he's probably enjoying the attention.

We need more Tarquins. And where is Bert these days? His perceptive comments are sadly missed.

He got a slating for some comment he made last time he appeared - rightly so on that occasion although I do miss the Bert Of Old

 

[super_pig]

>Sure it wasn't because she looks like an anorexic horse
surely from there he wouldn't have the best view .. and anyways with a bum like that i wouldn't be spending too much time at that end

 

[broomhillblade]

I don't enjoy sex with my girlfriend anymore

I still enjoy sex with your girlfriend...

 

[super_pig]

>I still enjoy sex with your girlfriend...
and even then i'm still thinking.. that bloody maccabe.. yadda yadda

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Sure it wasn't because she looks like an anorexic horse?

Kylie? As if you wouldn't!

 

[Mousey]

Sure it wasn't because she looks like an anorexic horse?

She'd get rimmed. But I wouldn't care because Trevor Birch threw a monkey on a fire last night.

 

[shorehamview]

I used to like walking along Bramall Lane and down Cherry Street to Shoreham Street to enter the kop turnstiles, but now that walk is ruined.

Why? Because Kevin McCabe ripped the soles out of the shoes that I love.

 

[judge]

i used to like going for a long evacuation of the bowels at the end of a hard days work ,not anymore
not since kevin mccabe ripped the hole out of my ass

 

[raul]

Was it better than sex with your girlfriend?

 

[beightonblade]

Planning permission ........................ yer must be a mug ......just build the fookin thing ! ................................
Oxford i wudn't piss on there chips .................... not enuff room to turm a cat around near mind the maserati !

Who is this McCabe ?

 

[judge]

no ,actually yes ,yes it was
what ?

 

[Bert]

In this case Mic asked for it. In fact he's probably enjoying the attention.

We need more Tarquins. And where is Bert these days? His perceptive comments are sadly missed.

Bert has just got back from a few days in Spain, whilst he was there he finally got round to reading a book he bought from the author..."The Jimmy Hagan Story", does it ring any bells Broomers?

 

[bricktop]

Bert has just got back from a few days in Bangkok banging ladyboys, whilst he was there he finally got round to reading a book he bought from the author..."The Samantha Kane Story", does it ring any bells Broomers?

So now we know

 

[DuncDisorderly]

I used to enjoy a trip to Scarborough now and again, trying to catch the flat fish that swim near the shore, but now that is ruined.

Why? Because McCabe has ripped all the Soles out of the sea I love...

 

[broomhillblade]

Bert has just got back from a few days in Spain, whilst he was there he finally got round to reading a book he bought from the author..."The Jimmy Hagan Story", does it ring any bells Broomers?

Bloody hell, Bert, you bought that about two years ago.

You must be a slow reader.

(Did you enjoy it?)

 

[Bert]

Bloody hell, Bert, you bought that about two years ago.

You must be a slow reader.

(Did you enjoy it?)

Yes Bert did enjoy it, mind you it was either that or the Daily Mail so your book won.

PS It says first published 2007, that will be four years ago not two!