Phoned by the club today...

[United Aren't Back.]

01144470035 , a strong Birmingham accent. She was quite unskilled, eg with her" I know even in my situation,let alone yours, I'd like 200,000 so are you entering superdraw?" I declined, she hung up.

 

[Jon Bon]

Should have just sung "Let me hold you for the last time.." repeatedly to her, occasionally interjecting with "you are in call position... Four".

 

[Esablade]

You should have asked her what 'situation was'...I've just had someone phone me stating that they 'think I'd been in a car accident in the last year'...I told them I had and that it was 'truly terrible' and would they like to hear all about it...the poor girl was thrown off script and put the phone down...

 

[The_Green_Man]

I had a PPI one call me on Friday teatime the other week whilst I had friends round. I grabbed my phone and googled "Go Away Song" in an attempt to be funny and the following Children's song came up so I held my mobile and played it down the handset. Anyway we were all in fits of stitches having consumed a few jars and bottles between us, especially by the time it gets to the witch chorus. After several minutes I stopped the song expecting to find a hang up and tone, but I was astonished to still find an Asian bloke humming away to the song!

 

[sitwell]

I take it as a challenge to get a response ,Ive moved on from who hangs up first. Best Ive had is' go to hell' from an Asian guy wanting my computer details.

 

[ashsufc1889]

I love having fun with these types of callers. In particular the one I had from a very Asian accent telling me I had a virus on my PC.

One of his first questions was "What type of computer do you have?".......You tell me dickhead, you're the one telling me i've got a virus.

Should have heard his excitment when i said i've got 15 PCs in the room (have i fuck), then followed that up with i've got another 500 in the building too...Which one has the virus?

He persisted, i just kept giving him bullshit answers, then eventually he got annoyed when he couldn't connect to my PC...I told him my firewall had picked up his IP address and i was currently connecting into his system (this part was true)...I lost connection as he turned off and hung up!

Serves him right dickhead!

 

[BushBlade]

You should have asked her what 'situation was'...I've just had someone phone me stating that they 'think I'd been in a car accident in the last year'...I told them I had and that it was 'truly terrible' and would they like to hear all about it...the poor girl was thrown off script and put the phone down...

I had one that was sure I'd had an accident so I held on for a while, umming and arring pretending I was trying to remember and after a while said 'oh yes, I was' and he started getting excited. I then told him I'd been caught in a traffic jam and had to piss myself.