Whoever it is, you'll have to sell your car/wife/girlfriend/house to be able to afford a ticket, then give up a whole day staring at your phone or laptop to be given the chance to buy one, only to get to the front of the virtual queue to be logged off because you are a suspected bot. Then, if you do finally manage to successfully raise the necessary funds, negotiate the minefield of logging in and actually buying a ticket, you then have to pay surcharges for the privilege of being allowed to buy one and print it at home, using your own ink and electricity. I won't even mention the beauty of 'dynamic pricing'.
Whatever happened to getting up early, getting off your arse and going to queue at the City Hall, and having a laugh and bants with other like-minded individuals, whilst waiting for the box office to open, and then paying exactly the reasonable price stated on the ticket? Eh?