Oxford away rearrangement - 7th March

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In between Oxford's games v Bristol Rovers at home and Peterborough away and a busy period for them which may get even busier due their ongoing involvement in the joke trophy (which they took seriously last year and got to the final only to lose to the Dingles in the final) and the FA Cup should they get past Newcastle in the 4th Round.

All in all, not a bad time to play them.
 
2 tough away games and then a tricky home game yet another crucial week for us wont be dull thats for sure

Looking at the two months to come I reckon by the time the final Whistle blows against Milwall we will have a good idea whether we are auto or play off bound.
 
Hmmmm, bit of a bugger for me personally, as that one was on the list...but hey-ho, see how it pans out nearer the day...
 
Why o why did i buy train tickets expecting Rovrum to beat them

Take the missus* down on the 28th and earn some brownie points. Tell her your ignoring the football for a day as she is the 'most important thing in your life' and you want to explore the romantic gleaming spires with her.

A nice meal somewhere (Not Spoons - remember it is not a footy day out) and a few sweet nothings in her ear and you'll have your pass stamped for those other awkward aways days.


*As a modern metrosexual Blade I accept that this could also be replaced by boyfriend / sheep / blow up doll.
I'm not judging.
 
Why o why did i buy train tickets expecting Rovrum to beat them

Because you were expecting Rotherham to win? Happy to help

Take the missus* down on the 28th and earn some brownie points. Tell her your ignoring the football for a day as she is the 'most important thing in your life' and you want to explore the romantic gleaming spires with her.

A nice meal somewhere (Not Spoons - remember it is not a footy day out) and a few sweet nothings in her ear and you'll have your pass stamped for those other awkward aways days.


*As a modern metrosexual Blade I accept that this could also be replaced by boyfriend / sheep / blow up doll.
I'm not judging.

That is an impressive amount of euphemism crammed into one forum post. Kudos.
 
Take the missus* down on the 28th and earn some brownie points. Tell her your ignoring the football for a day as she is the 'most important thing in your life' and you want to explore the romantic gleaming spires with her.

A nice meal somewhere (Not Spoons - remember it is not a footy day out) and a few sweet nothings in her ear and you'll have your pass stamped for those other awkward aways days.


*As a modern metrosexual Blade I accept that this could also be replaced by boyfriend / sheep / blow up doll.
I'm not judging.
Reckon i'll just cut my losses while it's still relativity small but good idea though

Because you were expecting Rotherham to win? Happy to help
Thanks for clearing that up for me, was a confusing one o_O
 
Take the missus* down on the 28th and earn some brownie points. Tell her your ignoring the football for a day as she is the 'most important thing in your life' and you want to explore the romantic gleaming spires with her.

A nice meal somewhere (Not Spoons - remember it is not a footy day out) and a few sweet nothings in her ear and you'll have your pass stamped for those other awkward aways days.


*As a modern metrosexual Blade I accept that this could also be replaced by boyfriend / sheep / blow up doll.
I'm not judging.

Put what in her/boyfriend/sheep/blow up dolls ear?
 
Take the missus* down on the 28th and earn some brownie points. Tell her your ignoring the football for a day as she is the 'most important thing in your life' and you want to explore the romantic gleaming spires with her.

A nice meal somewhere (Not Spoons - remember it is not a footy day out) and a few sweet nothings in her ear and you'll have your pass stamped for those other awkward aways days.


*As a modern metrosexual Blade I accept that this could also be replaced by boyfriend / sheep / blow up doll.
I'm not judging.
Good advice.

Now can you help me,

Valentines day-Bristol Rovers away, haven`t told Mrs Treeton yet.
She has hinted at a meal, and how I should be `booking it now` :confused:

Not told her I will be going straight to a match from work, so won`t see her ALL day.
Wonder if flowers will cut it? :oops:
 
Good advice.

Now can you help me,

Valentines day-Bristol Rovers away, haven`t told Mrs Treeton yet.
She has hinted at a meal, and how I should be `booking it now` :confused:

Not told her I will be going straight to a match from work, so won`t see her ALL day.
Wonder if flowers will cut it? :oops:

Book a meal in Bristol by mistake? 5pm table should give you enough time to get to the ground.

If you go down the flowers route make sure they're from a petrol station on the way home :D
 
Valentines day-Bristol Rovers away, haven`t told Mrs Treeton yet.
She has hinted at a meal, and how I should be `booking it now

She sounds like a real special lady so you need to tell her how Valentine's Day has become over hyped and is just all about commercial marketing.
Because of your deep love and respect for her, you are rejecting these commercial blandishments and she should too.

Explain that 'Real luuurvers' want a quality meal rather than the tosh served up on the 14th, so book somewhere special* for Freedee 17/2 with the full candelit bollocks.

* Struggling to think of somehwere 'really special' near Treeeton. After rejecting Morrisons cafe as not quite hitting the 'romantic evening spot', I can only think of somehwere in Whiston.
 
Good advice.

Now can you help me,

Valentines day-Bristol Rovers away, haven`t told Mrs Treeton yet.
She has hinted at a meal, and how I should be `booking it now` :confused:

Not told her I will be going straight to a match from work, so won`t see her ALL day.
Wonder if flowers will cut it? :oops:

Saturday morning, tell her that you want to do summat a bit kinky for Valentine's and tie her to the bed blindfolded, say you're going to get all Christian Grey on her. Go to the match. When you get back say you were gone for so long because you wanted to build up an intense sense of erotic anticipation.
 



Saturday morning, tell her that you want to do summat a bit kinky for Valentine's and tie her to the bed blindfolded, say you're going to get all Christian Grey on her. Go to the match. When you get back say you were gone for so long because you wanted to build up an intense sense of erotic anticipation.

That should say Tuesday morning. You don't want to leave her there for four days.
 
She sounds like a real special lady so you need to tell her how Valentine's Day has become over hyped and is just all about commercial marketing.
Because of your deep love and respect for her, you are rejecting these commercial blandishments and she should too.

Explain that 'Real luuurvers' want a quality meal rather than the tosh served up on the 14th, so book somewhere special* for Freedee 17/2 with the full candelit bollocks.

* Struggling to think of somehwere 'really special' near Treeeton. After rejecting Morrisons cafe as not quite hitting the 'romantic evening spot', I can only think of somehwere in Whiston.
Might book a table at Whitbys in Catcliffe.
Only the best for our gert ;)
 
Good advice.

Now can you help me,

Valentines day-Bristol Rovers away, haven`t told Mrs Treeton yet.
She has hinted at a meal, and how I should be `booking it now` :confused:

Not told her I will be going straight to a match from work, so won`t see her ALL day.
Wonder if flowers will cut it? :oops:

Table for two in the Bristol Rovers corporate area. Three course carvery and award winning programme amongst others - see link

Kills two birds with one stone - if you know what I mean ;)
 
Take the missus* down on the 28th and earn some brownie points. Tell her your ignoring the football for a day as she is the 'most important thing in your life' and you want to explore the romantic gleaming spires with her.

A nice meal somewhere (Not Spoons - remember it is not a footy day out) and a few sweet nothings in her ear and you'll have your pass stamped for those other awkward aways days.


*As a modern metrosexual Blade I accept that this could also be replaced by boyfriend / sheep / blow up doll.
I'm not judging.
Sounds like a plan to me !! Good thinking
 
Table for two in the Bristol Rovers corporate area. Three course carvery and award winning programme amongst others - see link

Kills two birds with one stone - if you know what I mean ;)

£55 normal price but an extra £10 for the Blades match (and 5 others) !!
 

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