'Once a pig always a pig'

[Sirius]

Thanks ollie PMSL

 

[Ollessendro]

Thanks ollie PMSL

You are welcome matey. Glad there are some appreciators on here (az well as the usual misunderstanders)

Ollie deserves to be put in that company.

Until now I had Jane Austen down as the queen of irony.

I prefer to se myself as a modern day Horace, a current Moliere or even an alive Bill Hicks

Esteemed company indeed, Olle. One must suffer for one's art, mustn't one?

Indeed matey. Did you know that Van Gogh never sold a painting whilst he was alive. The Sunflower (up on the wall in the National Gallery) is estimated to be worth 50 million quid. But alas, it seems that there are some believers out there. Eric Arthur Blair had some popularity in his life time, but it was long after he was gone that people started to understand what a true genius he was

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A very poor attempt at irony?
No I wouldn't because it's actually possible to understand the messages they're trying to convey whereas it's impossible to tell whether you're serious, being ironic, trying to be funny or all wrapped into one confusing bundle

Nope, not quite. But you are warm.

This is one of the problems with literature (or beauties depending on how you see it), or even just writing things, as it can be misunderstood or misinterpreted. If I was telling you this over a beer then you would get it straight away. But I had the intention that some people might misunderstand, not get it, take it too seriosuly or even take it literally. Nothing confused about it matey (though I can see that was a dig on your part). I had a clear intention when writing this. But like I said, I should not have to spell it out.

 

[Foxy]

But like I said, I should not have to spell it out.

Surely though, there becomes a time (when you arrive at triple figures for misunderstandings) that it perhaps becomes clear that you aren't obvious enough?

 

[oldblade]

Technically he didn't take them down, but given that they were 5 points from safety when he left, i think it's fair to say most of the damage was done by him. Paul Hart didn't exactly shower himself in glory when he took over, i'll grant that.

Danny Wilson resigned from Swindon on 2nd March 2011. The last game for which he was in charge was on 26th February when they lost away at Southampton. The league table published on that Saturday shows Swindon out of the drop zone on goal difference. Both them and Walsall had 31 points.

There were some midweek matches the day before Wilson resigned. Swindon did not play, but Walsall did and won. This put them 3 points ahead of Swindon, although Swindon had played a game less.

Hart's record was worse than Wilson's. Their position was by no means critical, and Hart had ample games to save them. He got 10 points from 13 matches , finishing bottom. They only scored 8 goals in that time, two being in the final day of the season game against Tranmere when Swindon were already down and Tranmere already safe.

 

[Ollessendro]

Surely though, there becomes a time (when you arrive at triple figures for misunderstandings) that it perhaps becomes clear that you aren't obvious enough?

Do you not get it Foxy? Or are you still slarting over comments that I made a few weeks ago?! Do you think that George Orwell cared if people mised the point of his books? Do you think Morrisey was upset that people took his songs too literally? And I am pretty sure that Bill Hicks was not that upset about some finding his satirical huour not very funny.

 

[Foxy]

Do you not get it Foxy? Or are you still slarting over comments that I made a few weeks ago?!

I get it, and no not in the slightest.

It just seems to be a common theme that a number of people "misunderstand" you

I just wondered at what number it seems there is a need to change approach to a slightly more obvious one.

You might not care that people miss your point, but surely the whole point of making a point is that others actually understand it?

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Danny Wilson resigned from Swindon on 2nd March 2011. The last game for which he was in charge was on 26th February when they lost away at Southampton. The league table published on that Saturday shows Swindon out of the drop zone on goal difference. Both them and Walsall had 31 points.

No the league table published on the 28th of February shows them 5 points adrift. Four teams get relegated from league one in to league 2. They were well and truly in the shit when Wilson left.

http://stats.football365.com/dom/ENG/D2/tofeb.html

 

[AnotherBlade]

It sickens me to see that some 'so called Blades' on here are softening to Piggy Dingle Wilson and will be getting behind the team.I for one will be cutting my nose to spite my face and not going to the Lane. I'll be spending my afternoon's in Medowhall until that Wednesday-ite leaves BDTBL. It's like the fan interviewed on Radio Shef said* 'once Wednesday, always Wednesday'.

I will absolutely oppose Wilson until he leaves the Lane. If he tries to bring any of this ticky tacky stuff to the Lane (see my how awful thread) then I will be down there protesting again. No surrender.

Derek Dooley

It makes me sick that we have a statue of Piggy Dooley in the car park. How sickening. He should have never had anything to do with united. He would have never have got the Chief Exec job if it was not for me.

What about his reign as chair I hear you say? Taking over us in £4m debt in the third tier and then staying with us for 12 years until we got promoted to the top flight. Does not matter. He was a pig. Should never have got the chance.

Ian Porterfield

Cannot believe that Piggy Porterfield was offered the job at United. Did they not realise he was a pig. Had I been old enough I would have been down in the car park protesting. He should have never have been given the chance to take us to two promotions. Fancy taking us from the 4th tier to 2nd tier like that. I am sure that a Blade would have taken us all the way to the top flight.

Alan Quinn, Leigh Bromby and Derek Geary


Fucking Pigs. Need I say more??!

When United beat Wednesday at the Lane in our promotion season of 2006/2006 I was not happy. Why? Because a fucking Pig scored. Alan Quinn should have never have been allowed to play for the Blades. I sat down on my hanads when he netted that goal. Once a pig, always a pig!?

Bromby the pig should have never have joined United. Fancy ius signing 2 Wednesday players at the same time. That should have not have happened. Where were the car park protests then. Bromby's 100 and odd appearences and his help getting us to the top flight mean nothing to me. Fuckign Wednesay-ite.

What about Piggy Geary. Should never have wore a Blades shirt. Pig. I would have liked Geary and his positve attitude, tiresome work rate and passion for United. However, we used to be a pig. 'Once Wednesday, always Wednesday'.

Harry Maguire

Isn't he a pig? Fuck him. Wenesday bastard. I do not care how talented he is. He might be a rock solid defender, young lad and have lots of potential. But he is a pig. I for one will not be complaining if we short sightedly sell him for a fraction of his vakue this summer.

Arctic Monkeys

Don't listen to those fucking Pigs. The first album was excellent, but as soon as I found out they are Wednesday I stopped. Never mind that they put Sheffield back on the map and became the best rock band in the word for a while.

2006

A fucking horrid year for me. I should have enjoyed it, but I just couldn't. United heading back up to the top flight and the artic monkeys putting Sheffield back on the scene. A real proud time to be a Sheffielder and a Blade. However with piggy Dooley on the board and Piggies Geary, Quinn and Bromby on the pitch I felt sick. Fucking Piggy Alex Turner ruined it too. Spent most of the year listening to John Denver and watching video's a United team without any pigs in it.

My brother

My own flesh and blood. Fucking pig. Supports Wednesday. We do not talk anymore. It's better this way. He was upset when I took a red hot poker to his face after Wednesday beat us one year. Family? Fuck them. He is a pig.

The moral of the story? Do not give that Pig Wilson a chance. He does not deserve it. Why? 'Once Wednesday, always Wednesday'.



* Anyone listening to Radio Sheffield around 11am on Friday would have heard some of the first protestors getting interviewed. The second chap interviewed was a particularly intelligent, articulate type and I use his comments.

Oh, thank god! You're being sarcastic! I'm new on here, don't know you yet, but I thought oh god when I started reading. As for making a point. Might just be me, but I though through the sarcasm, that you made it well!

 

[Ollessendro]

Oh, thank god! You're being sarcastic! I'm new on here, don't know you yet, but I thought oh god when I started reading. As for making a point. Might just be me, but I though through the sarcasm, that you made it well!

Cheers mucker.

I get it, and no not in the slightest.

It just seems to be a common theme that a number of people "misunderstand" you

I just wondered at what number it seems there is a need to change approach to a slightly more obvious one.

You might not care that people miss your point, but surely the whole point of making a point is that others actually understand it?

Another likes it (see above). Sirius got it, super pig too, South Essex and JD appreciate the irony and geez even Nuddy 'understands' me. What more can I ask for?

 

[Trigger Blade]

Cheers mucker.



Another likes it (see above). Sirius got it, super pig too, South Essex and JD appreciate the irony and geez even Nuddy 'understands' me. What more can I ask for?

May I say, for the avoidance of doubt, I get it too, I appreciate comedy in it's regal form.

 

[Foxy]

Another likes it (see above). Sirius got it, super pig too, South Essex and JD appreciate the irony and geez even Nuddy 'understands' me. What more can I ask for?

I'm wasn't talking about the one post

I was talking about the pattern emerging from a number of posts.

You also forgot to include me in your head count and the other 130k+ visitors we've had this month

 

[diplomat]

Olle, keep it as you are

 

[Ollessendro]

May I say, for the avoidance of doubt, I get it too, I appreciate comedy in it's regal form.

If we are playing spot the TIC comment, then I would be putting my money on this one.

One can only hope that in the absence of Lenners I shall be getting your undivided attention Trig.

I'm wasn't talking about the one post

I was talking about the pattern emerging from a number of posts.

also forgot to include me in your head count and the other 130k+ visitors we've had this month

Indeed mi owd sausage. Something tells me that if I suffered the same fate as Lenners then I would not be seen by many as the forum lovable satirical humourist. But to quote the great JD "one must suffer for one's art"

Olle, keep it as you are

My tongue in cheek self professing KOC/QOS* comments are slowly starting to become a paradox


* Queen of satire

 

[GAZBLADE]

If we're liftin league one title next year,i for one will be saying, well done Piggy Wilson.

 

[Foxy]

Indeed mi owd sausage. Something tells me that if I suffered the same fate as Lenners then I would not be seen by many as the forum lovable satirical humourist. But to quote the great JD "one must suffer for one's art"

My tongue in cheek self professing KOC/QOS* comments are slowly starting to become a paradox

Whats that, end up clocking up enough infractions for a long holiday despite repeated friendly warnings?

 

[boo radley]

''He tested the water, then watched to see how others were entering the pool before he took the plunge''.
''Once in he could still not decide if people were swimming serious or just messing around''.
Since you seem to put yourself in the company of great writers, find out who wrote that.

 

[Bladesway]

Like all the great egotists theres a theme. It's not unappealing but the entire site ends up coming back to KOC and his "bottomless" pit of puns. Some will love it and some will hate it. Perhaps there should be an "olles half hour" (oh how he would/wouldn't like that) area of the site so that band of followers can plug into the genius who compares himself (ironically perhaps although the amateur shrink in me thinks perhaps not so) to Bill Hicks to name one genius comedian. All in the name of irony you know.

Perhaps its abandonment issues from his childhood. Perhaps he never got a pat on the head as a nipper and a well done. Perhaps he was bullied at school and never felt he had a voice. However, for him and people like him the internet is a great leveller. Where the person with the most free time to piss up the wall has the loudest voice. Does he mis-spell on purpose? Is he being ironic? Is he being outright nasty and then retiring to the background to pretend he isn't? Do his "constructive views from a distance" actually all scream LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, WONT SOMEONE PLEASE LOOK AT ME?

The great thing about sarcasm however is you can call people nasty names and pretend like you don't mean it when they confront you about it. KOC or no KOC. You decide. A poll maybe?

Oh and I'm being sarcastic if you are offended. If your not then your a twat

 

[raul]

Bladesway, when you've posted videos of yourself running around supermarkets in Portsmouth pretending to be Jan Aage Fjortoft, only then will you be able to begin to understand the psyche of everyones favourite albino chimp.

 

[Bladesway]

Bladesway, when you've posted videos of yourself running around supermarkets in Portsmouth pretending to be Jan Aage Fjortoft, only then will you be able to begin to understand the psyche of everyones favourite albino chimp.

Its only when you are being someone else that you are happy because you aren't being yourself?

 

[Rustyblade]

Bladesway, when you've posted videos of yourself running around supermarkets in Portsmouth pretending to be Jan Aage Fjortoft, only then will you be able to begin to understand the psyche of everyones favourite albino chimp.

I love this forum.

 

[boo radley]

Like all the great egotists theres a theme. It's not unappealing but the entire site ends up coming back to KOC and his "bottomless" pit of puns. Some will love it and some will hate it. Perhaps there should be an "olles half hour" (oh how he would/wouldn't like that) area of the site so that band of followers can plug into the genius who compares himself (ironically perhaps although the amateur shrink in me thinks perhaps not so) to Bill Hicks to name one genius comedian. All in the name of irony you know.

Perhaps its abandonment issues from his childhood. Perhaps he never got a pat on the head as a nipper and a well done. Perhaps he was bullied at school and never felt he had a voice. However, for him and people like him the internet is a great leveller. Where the person with the most free time to piss up the wall has the loudest voice. Does he mis-spell on purpose? Is he being ironic? Is he being outright nasty and then retiring to the background to pretend he isn't? Do his "constructive views from a distance" actually all scream LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, WONT SOMEONE PLEASE LOOK AT ME?

The great thing about sarcasm however is you can call people nasty names and pretend like you don't mean it when they confront you about it. KOC or no KOC. You decide. A poll maybe?

Oh and I'm being sarcastic if you are offended. If your not then your a twat

Damm, now you've done it of corse ehd didnt pisspell on purpose but now he will klaim de did.
Oh and whats KOC?

 

[Bladesway]

I'm wondering if he is really Neil Warnock.

 

[Pinchy]

As I'm new on here I don't know the poster well enough to be prejudiced
Maybe it's because I'm new and just don't 'get' the OP
Who knows

A welcome addition. You express yourself well. I bet you drink real ale and love proper football?

 

[raul]

A welcome addition. You express yourself well. I bet you drink real ale and love proper football?

Is there a movement of sorts people with these standpoints can subscribe to Pinch?

 

[Pinchy]

Is there a movement of sorts people with these standpoints can subscribe to Pinch?

It's in it's infancy little Spanish predator, but yes there is: the Real Ale and Proper Football Alliance [RAPFA]. Current membership - 1

It's not a sine qua non but most of our members favour left of centre politics, listen avidly to Steely Dan and consider English literature the treasure-house of the written word.

 

[Ollessendro]

Whats that, end up clocking up enough infractions for a long holiday despite repeated friendly warnings?

I just mean getting banned. No veiled dig or hidden meaning. It was just a figure of speach.

Like all the great egotists theres a theme. It's not unappealing but the entire site ends up coming back to KOC and his "bottomless" pit of puns. Some will love it and some will hate it. Perhaps there should be an "olles half hour" (oh how he would/wouldn't like that) area of the site so that band of followers can plug into the genius who compares himself (ironically perhaps although the amateur shrink in me thinks perhaps not so) to Bill Hicks to name one genius comedian. All in the name of irony you know.

Perhaps its abandonment issues from his childhood. Perhaps he never got a pat on the head as a nipper and a well done. Perhaps he was bullied at school and never felt he had a voice. However, for him and people like him the internet is a great leveller. Where the person with the most free time to piss up the wall has the loudest voice. Does he mis-spell on purpose? Is he being ironic? Is he being outright nasty and then retiring to the background to pretend he isn't? Do his "constructive views from a distance" actually all scream LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, WONT SOMEONE PLEASE LOOK AT ME?

The great thing about sarcasm however is you can call people nasty names and pretend like you don't mean it when they confront you about it. KOC or no KOC. You decide. A poll maybe?

Oh and I'm being sarcastic if you are offended. If your not then your a twat

Well mucker, tell me, would you follow my half hour? Something tells me (whether you like marmite or not) that you would. That something being that you are currently following me around the forum posting like a fart under a blanket.

I am not offended owd cock. Do not worry about that. Whether being tongue in cheek or not, the 'being damn right nasty' and 'insulting' and hiding behind sarcasm are just way out. Simply because I do not do them. Patronising, irritating, annoying and tiresome are all crimes that (circumstancial) evidence may have shown me to commit. I am actually quite used to this kind of thing as the best tend to get criticised more. I remember reading a book by Neitzsche once and amongst other things (such as hating women and homosexuals) I was bowled over by his hatred for the great Socrates. He called him and idiot more times than members of this forum hav called me a twat/cunt. Would if be so egotisticl of me to draw parallels?

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Damm, now you've done it of corse ehd didnt pisspell on purpose but now he will klaim de did.
Oh and whats KOC?

Oreit Boo. Thaz not bin readin dis thread properly az tha? It is King Of Commedy. Fitting huh?

It's in it's infancy little Spanish predator, but yes there is: the Real Ale and Proper Football Alliance [RAPFA]. Current membership - 1

It's not a sine qua non but most of our members favour left of centre politics, listen avidly to Steely Dan and consider English literature the treasure-house of the written word.

Pinchy, is there room for an egotistical, sarcastic, irony overusing, football loving, hoof hating, real ale guzzling, socialistic, (English) literature devouring cunt?? The satirical king of commedy himself is requesting membership to the RAPFA.

 

[Pinchy]

''He tested the water, then watched to see how others were entering the pool before he took the plunge''.
''Once in he could still not decide if people were swimming serious or just messing around''.
Since you seem to put yourself in the company of great writers, find out who wrote that.

Got me beat. I would have said Harper Lee, given your alias, But I don't recognise the quotation. Shame on me.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Olle is now comparing himself to Van Gogh and Bill Hicks?

:nono:

Fuck me.

 

[Pinchy]

I just mean getting banned. No veiled dig or hidden meaning. It was just a figure of speach.



Well mucker, tell me, would you follow my half hour? Something tells me (whether you like marmite or not) that you would. That something being that you are currently following me around the forum posting like a fart under a blanket.

I am not offended owd cock. Do not worry about that. Whether being tongue in cheek or not, the 'being damn right nasty' and 'insulting' and hiding behind sarcasm are just way out. Simply because I do not do them. Patronising, irritating, annoying and tiresome are all crimes that (circumstancial) evidence may have shown me to commit. I am actually quite used to this kind of thing as the best tend to get criticised more. I remember reading a book by Neitzsche once and amongst other things (such as hating women and homosexuals) I was bowled over by his hatred for the great Socrates. He called him and idiot more times than members of this forum hav called me a twat/cunt. Would if be so egotisticl of me to draw parallels?

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Oreit Boo. Thaz not bin readin dis thread properly az tha? It is King Of Commedy. Fitting huh?


Pinchy, is there room for an egotistical, sarcastic, irony overusing, football loving, hoof hating, real ale guzzling, socialistic, (English) literature devouring cunt?? The satirical king of commedy himself is requesting membership to the RAPFA.

Wow, Olle De Niro and me! Membership - 2

 

[raul]

It's in it's infancy little Spanish predator, but yes there is: the Real Ale and Proper Football Alliance [RAPFA]. Current membership - 1

It's not a sine qua non but most of our members favour left of centre politics, listen avidly to Steely Dan and consider English literature the treasure-house of the written word.

I wish to take the Oath.

I hereby solemnly swear to eschew Hoofing, Smoothflow and Market Forces based political ideals.

The Steely Dan bit may well be the tester though.