Now then boys and girls, listen up. I've got something nice to tell you.

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I'm of the age where I have lots of experience.
No, not in a sexual way, you naughty boys and girls, but experience of a footballing nature.
Well, more of a Sheffield United nature really.

The thing is, it seems that there are some of you out there whoare still a little bit scared to think we will be promoted this season.
Tales of silly centre forwards, bogey monster footballing gods, defenders who think they are goalkeepers, naff penalty takers and mr and mrs bad luck themselves seem to be giving you bad dreams.
Well let me re-assure you, there's nothing to be afraid of this year.
We have our very own super-hero that will be strong and courageous with his team of fighters.
There's nothing to be afraid of, really.

It's a bit like waiting for Christmas.
You know, when you're all excited about it coming and it gets to Christmas Eve', well you don't then start thinking, "Yes, but what if it doesn't happen tomorrow? What if Christmas day doesn't arrive?" do you?
Of course it's going to arrive you silly billys.
And just like that, so is promotion to the Championship.
So, my little ones, enjoy your days and sleep well at nights, knowing that Father ChrisWilder will be delivering just what you want from him very soon. x

 

[elgoog44]

So we are waiting for a middle age man, delivering excitement to us, just to check he is not going to be delivering from his sack is he?....

Sorry dude, could not help my self I will go to the self help group again this week, must keep thinking I can get better, I can get Better...

 

[blade too long]

can I sit on his knee ?

 

[Deleted member 875]

I'd not even started reception class the last time Sheffield United won any silverware, i turn 40 later this year.

It's been a long wait for Christmas.........

 

[blade too long]

Some things are worth waiting for

weve suffered enough

its our time to enjoy again

the roar as the whole team go to our fans


you cant buy that , thats taking us up

 

[Groucho Blade]

This manager, this team, this season.

 

[Harrisblade]

Does anyone know if the free toilet rolls provided by the Prince to all players were noted on their contracts when submitted to the FA?
Don't want to do a Swindon

 

[JJBlade]

Not to worry I'm sure you'll get a partner soon

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

This manager, this team, this season.

Yes, yes and errr, yes

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Thank you for those kind words but I'm still waiting until it's a mathematical certainty.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

can I sit on his knee ?

Its only LYDON dressed up.

 

[RMBlade]

Tales of silly centre forwards, bogey monster footballing gods, defenders who think they are goalkeepers, naff penalty takers and mr and mrs bad luck themselves seem to be giving you bad dreams.

Which one is Tevez? The bogey man?

 

[dingledog]

Is this where I write my xmas list then?

Is MK plastics like xmas eve then, we all get ratted and don't remember going to bed, what you did or with who?

After last night I really do believe.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Thank you for those kind words but I'm still waiting until it's a mathematical certainty.

That would kind of equate to Boxing Day wouldn't it?
Ah well, at least it's still part of Christmas and just as enjoyable with little or no disappointments.......

 

[coaxingstar71]

I'm of the age where I have lots of experience.
No, not in a sexual way, you naughty boys and girls, but experience of a footballing nature.
Well, more of a Sheffield United nature really.

The thing is, it seems that there are some of you out there whoare still a little bit scared to think we will be promoted this season.
Tales of silly centre forwards, bogey monster footballing gods, defenders who think they are goalkeepers, naff penalty takers and mr and mrs bad luck themselves seem to be giving you bad dreams.
Well let me re-assure you, there's nothing to be afraid of this year.
We have our very own super-hero that will be strong and courageous with his team of fighters.
There's nothing to be afraid of, really.

It's a bit like waiting for Christmas.
You know, when you're all excited about it coming and it gets to Christmas Eve', well you don't then start thinking, "Yes, but what if it doesn't happen tomorrow? What if Christmas day doesn't arrive?" do you?
Of course it's going to arrive you silly billys.
And just like that, so is promotion to the Championship.
So, my little ones, enjoy your days and sleep well at nights, knowing that Father ChrisWilder will be delivering just what you want from him very soon. x

It's like hoping you'll get that expensive train set for Christmas, the one that you showed your dad in the shop and then worrying that on Christmas Day, there's a big box and you get really excited, but when you open it, your hamster is in there and it's not breathing.