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BigBed
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I really need a piss but, my phones on charge and I really don't want to leave this thread incase I miss something!!!!!
Wondering if a 1year olds nappy will hold a 4 can adult piss now, as I can just about reach the nappy bag!!!!!
Wondering if a 1year olds nappy will hold a 4 can adult piss now, as I can just about reach the nappy bag!!!!!
Try facing the pitch. Its worth watching this season (most of the time anyway)
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I'm hoping they don't spot it. I'm banned from Bladesmad I've no other home to go to.
seanbeenstattoo
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Can't see anything infractious on here except the cockney one on about page 4 which was incredibly abuse to me but I don't worry about stuff like that.
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It's a shame that a below par performance can't be acknowledged without going to extremes. Of course it wasn't "shit". It was some way ahead of the standards of previous seasons without matching our best form of this. That's it.
As for the "nobody played well" juvenile bollocks. The following certainly did: Moore, Freeman, Lafferty, JOC, EEL, Duffy, Clarke, Sharp.
Not fantastic, but played well. Certainly not "shit". A game lasts 90 minutes, by the way. No marks for winning or losing a particular half. Such remarks are common but meaningless. It's a continuum.
As for the "nobody played well" juvenile bollocks. The following certainly did: Moore, Freeman, Lafferty, JOC, EEL, Duffy, Clarke, Sharp.
Not fantastic, but played well. Certainly not "shit". A game lasts 90 minutes, by the way. No marks for winning or losing a particular half. Such remarks are common but meaningless. It's a continuum.
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You should be able to piss in the empty pint glass OK and then pour it in the sink when you next go in the kitchen to get another can
seanbeenstattoo
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I tried to but there was a huge bell end in front of me called andy whose head was so big I couldnt see it.
Pinchy
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Yes, I'm sure people would be happy with 6th place. You can tell with discussions with Blades fans that they're bang up for a trip to Wembley.
No, really......
The first guy's name is short for "Hello, I'm here, everyone look at me...". SBT is just having an off night.
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seanbeenstattoo doesn't care, him and Pinchy are alike in both mocking people with disabilities by accusing posters of having learning difficulties in recent days, so why would they care what anyone thinks.
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Was it this bloke? Did he say (in a Scottish accent):
How'd you like me to punch your fuckin heed in pal?
Sorry about restricting your view. Don't worry, you didn't miss much, we were shit. We did try hard, though.I tried to but there was a huge bell end in front of me called andy whose head was so big I couldnt see it.
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Well there was the failure of a human being who called me a "cunt" and a "piece of shit" earlier, but I don't blame him. I did give him a nervous breakdown a few weeks ago so I guess he needs to vent.
And besides, I always admire the direct approach. In football and in life. Because I'm not a snivelling coward unlike "Matey Mate".
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12 pages now, I ain't reading all that shit.
What kicked off? Sum it up in less than 47 words.
What kicked off? Sum it up in less than 47 words.
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seanbeenstattoo
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Stick to being offended on behalf of other people.
I've heard it's a lucrative profession for those with absolutely no talent,personality or ability in any area whatsoever.
GrayBlade
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On reflection, could we have played better? Hell yes. But whilst hoping to see quality play every game, let's not kid ourselves into thinking other teams are swashbuckling their way up the league while we struggle on because it's simply not true. That would be as bad as kidding ourselves that we're world-beaters and played like Barcelona today.
In fact I suspect that our rivals have had far more so-so days like today than we have. The fact that we've clawed back 20 points on Scunny and Bolton sort of bears it out doesn't it?
Anyway dunna a worry, we'll tear Northampton a new one on Sadi. Have a good-un lads and lasses UTB.
In fact I suspect that our rivals have had far more so-so days like today than we have. The fact that we've clawed back 20 points on Scunny and Bolton sort of bears it out doesn't it?
Anyway dunna a worry, we'll tear Northampton a new one on Sadi. Have a good-un lads and lasses UTB.
seanbeenstattoo
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Begged enough in the Rotherham underpasses to get a few minutes on the internet Geetartwat. Well done. Get back to your blow up Pamela Anderson in your cardboard box mate. She's deflating on you. Hope you get through the cold snap. No fun for the homeless is it.
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Yes, finally, someone bordering on outrage. Come on Dellas my man, I love the new trend of folks being outraged by everything. You need to throw a 'their behavior makes me ashamed to be a Blade' in there as well. That'd fucking tell 'em
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This thread is great. Can someone get pommpey, that'd be fucking ace having him wound up as well.
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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
I HONESTLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THREAD COULD GET ANY BETTER, IVE BEEN SAT HERE WITH THE MISSUS BRINGING ME BEER AND SNACKS LOOKING AT MY PHONE AND SCWINTTING IN THE DIMMED LIGHT, AND THEN, BEING A LITTLE INEBRIATED, I CAUGHT THE BIT ON THE SCREEN THAT SINCS WITH THE CHROMECAST!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!!! 55" OF ABSOLUTE PLEASURE!!!!!
THIS THREAD ON MY TV SCREEN!!!!
LETS GO, IVE GOT 5 MORE CANS, SOME PRINGLES AND A FLEECE BLANKET!!!
COME ON!!!!!
I HONESTLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THREAD COULD GET ANY BETTER, IVE BEEN SAT HERE WITH THE MISSUS BRINGING ME BEER AND SNACKS LOOKING AT MY PHONE AND SCWINTTING IN THE DIMMED LIGHT, AND THEN, BEING A LITTLE INEBRIATED, I CAUGHT THE BIT ON THE SCREEN THAT SINCS WITH THE CHROMECAST!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!!! 55" OF ABSOLUTE PLEASURE!!!!!
THIS THREAD ON MY TV SCREEN!!!!
LETS GO, IVE GOT 5 MORE CANS, SOME PRINGLES AND A FLEECE BLANKET!!!
COME ON!!!!!
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seanbeenstattoo
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I (we) don't live in Rotherham. Google Great Dunmow. And I have never had a blue collar job that required me to wears a hard hat and hi-viz vest. You?
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