I'll give you this, you haven't resorted to hypocrisy. I await responses from
GRUMPY BLADE ,
Gibbo89,
alcoblade and
Rodley.
No pretence in what I said - Morgan doesn't warrant the insulting.
Little tale for you
Four guys walk in a busy bar, three go to the bar, one stands at the back on his own. One of the three orders a round of pints and the three start to enjoy theirs, the guy at the back shouts “pass mine back to me”
The three pass the pint back into the crowded bar and request it gets to their mate who is still out on his own.
As the three guys finish their first pint one lines up the next round but the friend on his own says “don’t bother with me, I’m still waiting for my first one, it’s still being passed through the crowd but I’m happy with that.”
The next round of drinks are consumed and the third friend at the bar says “my shout, same again?”
“I’m OK” comes the call from the back of the pub, “I’m sure mine will be here soon”
The three friends get their third beer and decide they can’t leave matey out on his own so make their way backwards, sideways through the crowd to on his own matey.
Getting there as they finish their third pint they ask “Where’s your beer?”
“It’s here, told you it would get passed back to me”
“But half of its been spilt” state the group of friends, “told you to stick with us”
“It’s not a problem” says Pinchy, “my glass is half full”