Nigerian Investment?!?!

[Zlatan]

If it is ₦500,000,000 then it actually works out at just shy of £2,000,000; yep, just 2million - however, if Zlatan is right, $500,000,000 U.S. is approx. £300,000,000. Naturally, most of us would truly hope Zlatan is correct with the latter, but the cynical Blade in me is leaning towards the former

UTB!

It's quite clearly US Dollars. It wouldn't even both worth reporting if it was under £2m. Plus, if this money is to be used for various different things as it states on the official site, then you wouldn't get very far with £2m.

 

[dingledog]

You couldn't make it up, is it me?

 

[LA Blade]

Don't know if this link has been previously posted - but here it is http://company-director-check.co.uk/director/911208797

 

[Worksop II]

Who is gonna pay the 8.99 + Vat ?

 

[Kev Gee]

I cant help but think this will all end in tears.
I dont think if we were due a windfall of cash that we would have sold Quinn & let Monty go on a free. Ok maybe Monty but not one of the best Mids in League 1.

 

[Worksop II]

How many millions is he bringing

 

[Latters]

I'm hopeful the club aren't selling our personal details in exchange for this "investment"! Just waiting for the letters from the Bank of Nigeria to start coming through.

 

[metalblade]

Another of Jacob's addresses

 

[metalblade]

 

[metalblade]

Check Jacob out here............ http://company-director-check.co.uk/director/911208797


Company Summary

Company Name Company Status
JACOB ESAN PLC Dissolved
IRANUK BUSINESS PLC Dissolved
THE WATER FOUNDATION LIMITED Dissolved
OMNISCIENT PETROLEUM PLC Dissolved
RYNESIS RESOURCES LIMITED Dissolved
AFRICAN SECURITIES & COMMODITIES EXCHANGE PLC Dissolved
WORLDWIDE CAPITAL INVESTMENTS LIMITED Dissolved
AFRICAN SECURITISATION FORUM LTD Dissolved
ZYNTEGRA CAPITAL LTD Dissolved
THE HOUSE OF OSEI-TUTU LIMITED Dissolved (Director Resigned 22/12/2005)
NEW DIMENSIONS (UK) LIMITED Dissolved (Director Resigned 20/11/2005)
BENETH COM LIMITED Dissolved (Director Resigned 26/05/2006)
HOLMES (AT HOME) LIMITED Dissolved (Director Resigned 13/06/2003)

 

[StarBlade]

Who is gonna pay the 8.99 + Vat ?

Now we've got rid of Monty and Quinn, I'm hoping KM can find the £8.99. He'll claim the VAT back.

 

[God]

We've got a Nigerian investment expert coming on board. Jacob Esan.

Not holding my breath.

 

[God]

Is he promising us access to millions if we deposit some money in his bank account?


I assume his extension number at work will be 419

Excellent. You beat me to it.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I'm working on the anagram possibilities.

So far I've got BANCO J E S A

ACE BANJOS?
BANJO ACES....

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Hello everybody! My name is Jacob and I love the Sheffield United Football Club

 

[Wapping Blade]

Hello everybody! My name is Jacob and I love the Sheffield United Football Club

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That's Matthew from Desmond's!

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

That's Matthew from Desmond's!

Katanga!

 

[Mad Mick]

Very very odd. Is this some sort of wind up or spin. Is it for real?

 

[Kev Gee]

Hello everybody! My name is Jacob and I love the Sheffield United Football Club

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This guy is bonkers.
Seriously....This could rival the Sam from Iran saga from Bassetts era!

 

[Sothall_Blade]

James Shield who has actually met the bloke has talked of exciting and ingenious developments.
How hilarious would it be if Jacob Esan genuinely wants to pump £300M into the club and he's put off by the hostile reaction to him?
At least give him chance to come up with the goods, plenty of chance to take the piss later if it goes tits up.

 

[Kev Gee]

James Shield who has actually met the bloke has talked of exciting and ingenious developments.
How hilarious would it be if Jacob Esan genuinely wants to pump £300M into the club and he's put off by the hostile reaction to him?
At least give him chance to come up with the goods, plenty of chance to take the piss later if it goes tits up.

I doubt anyone that can make some serious money (maybe not straight away) from investing in football, will be put off by a few posters on an internet forum.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Very very odd. Is this some sort of wind up or spin. Is it for real?

If you mean the pic, it's the pic from his Twitter account