nice to know we are loved

[Pinchy]

I've heard there's a plan to applaud Jardine to the crease when he comes out to bat.

I don't like his style of play.

Bowl it Short; Bowl it Hard; Bowl it High.

 

[itsinyerblood]

Apparently the lad Evans has gone home to Wales for a short break. Recharge his batteries, come back raring to go. Can only help the team!

Just make sure he avoids Rhyl SEB

 

[Bayingblade]

http://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/foot...hotspur-s-boyhood-blade-kyle-walker-1-8332329

I see in the same edition there's a fabulous offer of a voyage to America on the Titanic. I can't decide whether to take the plunge.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

BREAKING: Word is we're about to sign some kid called Maradona. I bet he costs too much and he's a load of shite. I hope it falls through.

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

I can't wait for Chris Guthrie's debut

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Yeah it was mate. I was just being an arse, it's the only thing I'm any good at

I`m afraid you`re wrong there. That is exclusively reserved for Wednesdayites.